FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, help me understand

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).

Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?

Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?

The mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only think it's like a vegetarian not eating Quorn.

If I'm not having meat, it's Vege. Non of this fake meat stuff.

I will admit, my *faves* are the beer bottles and magnums of champagne. Adds a bit of risk.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you was a bird OP would you want to stick a cucumber up your front bum? Search deep within yourself and you’ll find the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.

I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Why not.

Times are hard. You have to make the most of food these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only think it's like a vegetarian not eating Quorn.

If I'm not having meat, it's Vege. Non of this fake meat stuff.

I will admit, my *faves* are the beer bottles and magnums of champagne. Adds a bit of risk. "

That’s just dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.

Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…

So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always told by mother not to play with my food.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Coitus and coitus only please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.

Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…

So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening

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guess what image I'm going to have in my head, the next time a mate tells me he got hammered last night ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Times are hard."

So are cucumbers.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m all against the food waste but not sure how it answers your question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cost of living crisis we can't afford to charge them anymore isn't it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’ve looked at cucumbers and thought ‘that’s girthy!

Only for salad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).

Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?

Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?

The mr. "

Whaat!

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

not sure... what if a courgette snaped during vigorous veg-pumping...?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).

Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?

Not too sure about over stuff with veg but each to their own but over the years used different veg in training better that ridge vibatator and and can get different feeling and of course different lenghts and girths . and cheep and throw away cover in a condom and there you go .

Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?

The mr. "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you was a bird OP would you want to stick a cucumber up your front bum? Search deep within yourself and you’ll find the answer

Oh no I’d definitely have to test said lady bum, French stick should do it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.

I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude

Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can only think it's like a vegetarian not eating Quorn.

If I'm not having meat, it's Vege. Non of this fake meat stuff.

I will admit, my *faves* are the beer bottles and magnums of champagne. Adds a bit of risk. "

I’m still yet to discover, other objects, where have you been looking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.

I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude

Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object

Haha, not quite, but I have a coffee mug that says so

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

4 me it's the naughty side of using said objects as in things u shouldn't but u know u want 2 lol x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.

I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude

Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object

Haha, not quite, but I have a coffee mug that says so

Question is, have you took said cup by the horns, so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager to embrassed to walk into Anne summers I would use what I could find

As a adult I now happily buy my toys online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used cucumbers on myself and a man before. There's nothing wrong with it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).

Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?

Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?

The mr. "

I blame Gordon ramsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.

I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude

Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object

Haha, not quite, but I have a coffee mug that says so

Question is, have you took said cup by the horns, so to speak

That would be dangerous and I’m not an advocate of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a few ginormous carrots and cucumbers lol.. Its fun, especially if they get eaten later

Its usually been a request from my DD

There was a profile on here with things popped up the fooff +bum items.. Double cucumber and baseball bat were my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I've never used a vegetable myself. I tend to stick with an actual penis or a sex toy

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

*nips to veg drawer* oh. button mushrooms and cherry toms...

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Nothing is better than cock!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Nothing is better than cock!

I think we’ve found your next tattoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.

Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…

So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening

I mind years ago someone had pics of them using a bedpost…the mind boggles

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I mind years ago someone had pics of them using a bedpost…the mind boggles "

I think I even saw a video of that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I would do, just think of all the pesticides and such like that would end up in your....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just testing out the poachers pocket for the end of the month wages lull.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.

Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…

So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening

Are you sure it was a real hammer?

There is a real dlido out there shaped as a hammer.

Google "love hamma"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There is a real dlido out there shaped as a hammer.

Google "love hamma" "

I saw that on someone’s profile recently and had to do a double-take.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Nothing is better than cock!

I think we’ve found your next tattoo.

Who said I don't already have it?!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Who said I don't already have it?!

Oooh. Pop your clothes off and I’ll check.

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