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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How would you stroke your salamis if you had your hands cut off

What genius ideas do you have?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"How would you stroke your salamis if you had your hands cut off

What genius ideas do you have?"
with my long wavy blonde hair

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A big lump of liver held by my stumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs has hands

Mr x

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

He can alexa call me when he needs me

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

All the old-time Redditors SURELY had the same thought when reading this post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big lump of liver held by my stumps"
brrrr cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He can alexa call me when he needs me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the old-time Redditors SURELY had the same thought when reading this post."
i hope so cos iv no idea what a redditor is so i hope they do

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I’m hump my pillow

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Laceby

Warm apple pie…

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big lump of liver held by my stumps"

Yea but warm it slightly first

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By *AFKA HovisMan
over a year ago

Sindon Swingdon Swindon

I'd get a fleshlight extension.

I bet I could get the NHS to pay too.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"How would you stroke your salamis if you had your hands cut off

What genius ideas do you have?"

I somehow knew you’d make a thread about it. Let’s see if they can beat my suggestion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a penis I'd make a bowl of jelly and leave it under my bed and whenever I was horny I'd stick my dick in but put some flour on my dick just to add a bit of grip so I wasn't slip slop sliding all over the place.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My brat Wurst would do it for me

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Got an artifical vagina which can be secured between matress and bedframe.

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By *AFKA HovisMan
over a year ago

Sindon Swingdon Swindon


"If I had a penis I'd make a bowl of jelly and leave it under my bed and whenever I was horny I'd stick my dick in but put some flour on my dick just to add a bit of grip so I wasn't slip slop sliding all over the place. "
that sounds sweet. Albeit a triffle messy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would you stroke your salamis if you had your hands cut off

What genius ideas do you have?

I somehow knew you’d make a thread about it. Let’s see if they can beat my suggestion!"
thats why i did it i know they wont beat mine

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I've had a wank whilst in a chastity device, and spontaneously ejaculated (without even touching it) whist being pegged, so having a toss without hands really wouldn't be much of a challenges.

However, for the best advice on this, ask a twice-convicted Saudi shoplifter.

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