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By *ancs married couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Silverdale

Last night, we were in bed and mrs decided to give me a hand job. She said "grab a towel out of the clothes basket". It was dark so I grabbed a towel. Anyway, I came in said towel, only to realise I had grabbed her jumper from the wash basket! Lol, sorry love! At least she saw the funny side!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

We're you trying to pull the wool over her eyes? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!"

Really?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Totally random but just seen a tescos lorry go past " no baguettes left in this lorry overnight"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

But thinking about it why would you have a teatowel in the bedroom?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"But thinking about it why would you have a teatowel in the bedroom?

No one mentioned teatowels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But thinking about it why would you have a teatowel in the bedroom?

No one mentioned teatowels"

What ever happened to tissues?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What ever happened to tissues?"

If they had used tissues there wouldn't be a hilarious anecdote

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Next time cum over your stomach and do the dash to the bathroom before it drips onto your feet

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?"

I don't get it either.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"But thinking about it why would you have a teatowel in the bedroom?

No one mentioned teatowels

What ever happened to tissues?"

We don't all have a little gold box for tissue beside our bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever happened to tissues?

If they had used tissues there wouldn't be a hilarious anecdote"

Ah, I see.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?"

Yes really Blimp.

It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.

So ..... yes really

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. "

And the spunk is encrusted onto the wife's jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really"

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation.

And the spunk is encrusted onto the wife's jumper"

Cashmere no doubt?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?"

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But thinking about it why would you have a teatowel in the bedroom?

No one mentioned teatowels

What ever happened to tissues?

We don't all have a little gold box for tissue beside our bed."

I believe timez iz ard down there.

We have people to hold our tissues for us.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We have people to hold our tissues for us."

I have a support dog to hold mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic..... "

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really"

In a sit-com, it would be thier only jumper and, because it's freezing outside and they'd have no choice but to wear their cum stained jumper to work and would spend all day trying to hide away from people so it wouldn't be seen... Now that's funny.

In my head this would a Monica and Chandler scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation.

And the spunk is encrusted onto the wife's jumper"

Depending on the location it could be passed of as a broach..........abstract in content!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper. "

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Which incidentally ( if true ) demonstrates something or other.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

One Foot in the Gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ? "

Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?

Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?"

I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?

Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?

I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children"

I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise Sally and Granny we have hijacked this thread and kept it alive for far longer than it should?

I can see now the OP loading a delicate ot woollens wash into the hotpoint and a silent breakfast for the ejaculator!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can see now the OP loading a delicate ot woollens wash into the hotpoint and a silent breakfast for the ejaculator! "

But the Mrs "saw the funny side". They will be dipping their runny yolks and giggling

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?

Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?

I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children

I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel."

I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can see now the OP loading a delicate ot woollens wash into the hotpoint and a silent breakfast for the ejaculator!

But the Mrs "saw the funny side". They will be dipping their runny yolks and giggling"

ewwwwwwww I've heard some awful euphemisms in my time ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?

Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?

I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children

I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel.

I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family' "

Covered with The Good Life and raise with a Keeping Up Appearances

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

omg that sounds so funny!

Really?

Yes really Blimp.

So ..... yes really

A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?

Tissues always to hand, so to speak?

Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.

No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.

Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....

Classic.....

Crumpet

I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?

In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.

Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?

Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?

I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children

I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel.

I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family'

Covered with The Good Life and raise with a Keeping Up Appearances "

The Good Life was already in my hand. Can you better anyone who is To the Manor Born ?

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By *ancs married couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Silverdale

Well that took an unexpected turn! In fairness the bizzare conversation was funnier than the actual event! Have a good Sunday you weirdos xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well that took an unexpected turn! In fairness the bizzare conversation was funnier than the actual event! Have a good Sunday you weirdos xx "

How can they see us ?

It's magic I tell ya ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only laughing because the Mrs is fit