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"Could you tell TheCoupleAfterDark that her damp canal of lust may need my expertise to check if my turgescent member makes her release my magic toothpaste of love x" Wow how poetic and moving. It’s more moist than damp though but I think it’ll still do the job. | |||
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"Someone told me that your prostate-stabbing sword of love is available Sunday evening ! Is that true ? " *narrows eyes* Available for what, exactly? ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x " I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() | |||
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"Please tell Little Miss Cunty 1 that the riding crop between her legs makes me feel neeeeeeeiiiiigh - never mind " It was supposed to be an emoji not saying never mind. The copy and past function doesn’t work for emoji apparently | |||
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"Please tell Little Miss Cunty 1 that the riding crop between her legs makes me feel neeeeeeeiiiiigh - never mind It was supposed to be an emoji not saying never mind. The copy and past function doesn’t work for emoji apparently " Not actually it was written never mind ![]() | |||
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"Someone told me that your prostate-stabbing sword of love is available Sunday evening ! Is that true ? *narrows eyes* Available for what, exactly? ![]() Apparently for butt sex from what I could gather | |||
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"Fife Ninja One day I’ll manage to get your kelp bunny in my moist jungle x" My kind of lady ![]() | |||
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"Message for _ecky and just: Just’s serpentine member locked into Becky’s libidinously slurping cakehole of love makes me want to be heterosexual " Oooh.. libidinously… naughty, wanton love cakehole..!! ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() I can’t tell sorry that is the rule | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() Probably the only one I respect to be fair ![]() | |||
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"Mr32 You have the thickest oak tree in the forest of fab dickland x" I don't usually cry but... | |||
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"Please tell TheCoupleAfterDark that ‘moist’ is a weirdly creepy word. ‘Moist’. Eww." Moist is a fantastic word and I’ll hear no more about it. | |||
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"Please tell Little Miss Cunty 1 that the riding crop between her legs makes me feel neeeeeeeiiiiigh - never mind It was supposed to be an emoji not saying never mind. The copy and past function doesn’t work for emoji apparently Not actually it was written never mind ![]() So this one must be real ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Moist is a fantastic word and I’ll hear no more about it." You stick to your guns. Don’t take that kind of negativity. | |||
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"Tell to MistyPeaks that I’d like us to make a promise " Hahaha The fakest of fakes. I love this thread ![]() | |||
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"Please tell TheCoupleAfterDark that ‘moist’ is a weirdly creepy word. ‘Moist’. Eww. Moist is a fantastic word and I’ll hear no more about it." 100% agree! | |||
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"Also I'm being such a SLUT but can you tell redfordanger if she's gonna fab my pics can she at least tell me she wants to blow raspberries on my bellybutton thanks " You should know this without me having to say, you sexy beast (or something more ambiguous, gender wise) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tell Mellrose to keep smiling. It suits her." No one can see my smile ![]() | |||
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"Tell to MistyPeaks that I’d like us to make a promise Hahaha The fakest of fakes. I love this thread ![]() There are no fakes here girlfriend ![]() | |||
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"Please tell the couple after dark that I would stay with them until daylight and make them the best breakfast pancakes on account of having at least 5 condoms put on oneself" I don’t like pancakes can I have a bacon roll instead please. | |||
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"Tell Littlebird that her smile makes my enormous manly cunt-slicer-upper hard " Ooh… I’m honoured ![]() | |||
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"Tell to MistyPeaks that I’d like us to make a promise Hahaha The fakest of fakes. I love this thread ![]() ![]() See ! Stop thinking the worst of me ![]() | |||
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"A love story is unfolding before our eyes : Hey. Mind passing on the following message to redfordanger Just seen your profile for the first time I think, and love all your pics. Red happens to be my favourite colour so interested to see what danger we can come up with if you still need "helping" into next week" Swoon. And I probably will ![]() | |||
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"Tell to MistyPeaks that I’d like us to make a promise Hahaha The fakest of fakes. I love this thread ![]() ![]() ![]() Now I’m confused ![]() | |||
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"NeroLondon Your Batmobile can explore my bat cave " ° I have a Batmobile?? ![]() | |||
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"Tell to MistyPeaks that I’d like us to make a promise Hahaha The fakest of fakes. I love this thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is called being nonplussed by F&B | |||
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"Agent Coulson You have the best muscle of love aka your gaying instrument I have ever laid my eyes on. " unexpected, but thank you | |||
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"NeroLondon Your Batmobile can explore my bat cave ° I have a Batmobile?? ![]() Apparently this person thinks so it was referring to the dark aura of that beautiful penis of yours. | |||
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"Tell LittleBird that: I would like to 'nail' her to the bedroom door! " Oh my! Now you’re talking ![]() | |||
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"Rex Holes: You can jab my pleasure palace(s) with your silent flute all day…" If only ![]() | |||
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"Tell Rex Holes that his thick straw can scratch my red holes. " Can I see your Biffins please ![]() | |||
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"A love story is unfolding before our eyes : Hey. Mind passing on the following message to redfordanger Just seen your profile for the first time I think, and love all your pics. Red happens to be my favourite colour so interested to see what danger we can come up with if you still need "helping" into next week Swoon. And I probably will ![]() Always happy to help lol ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() ![]() Not asking! I know who it was ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() ![]() ![]() All I can tell, is that someone from this thread | |||
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"F&B, your correspondents have a beautiful way with words. And you copy and paste delightfully ![]() It is all ppl on fab you know. Are you in by the way ? | |||
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"F&B, your correspondents have a beautiful way with words. And you copy and paste delightfully ![]() Of course. I do enjoy being in ![]() | |||
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"Tell miss dreavus she has incredibly attractive face" Oh, this is good news ![]() | |||
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"MissDreavus Your purple deep cave would looks good on my white chocolate vein cane. " How deep is purple? And is that vein cane made of actual chocolate? | |||
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"Hi! Could you tell F&B I want yo use his anus as a plant pot please!? " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"MissDreavus Your purple deep cave would looks good on my white chocolate vein cane. How deep is purple? And is that vein cane made of actual chocolate? " Light purple that person said. Nope but who cares as long as you get laid | |||
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"Elephantis Aside having the most delicate yet manly urethra from Oxford, your winking portal could do with my man baguette in it ! " If I've heard this once,I've heard it a single time. | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m sure it is , you cheeky little one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tell TheGigglers that my all-beef thermometer would love to take the temperature of her Hershey highway " Wow, that sounds 98.6°F hot ![]() | |||
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"Tell Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW that her velvet orifice makes my dick unleashes my nature’s Alfredo sauce " Oh phwoar ![]() | |||
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"Rickshawed I heard that your bearded clam is soft as velvet and makes every Pinocchio’s noses that came in contact with it, deliver a lot of tadpole yogurt " Yeah? What flavour yogurt? I like to know what I'm putting in my mouth ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell Elephantis that he really is my Tristan and I hope to be his Isolde very soon " If my tod must come very soon, let it indeed be a Liebestod. ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am not that little though ![]() | |||
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"Can you tell Mrs RickAstley that I’d love to read her bumhole braille with my erect bobbies helmet please " I'll comb the tangles out first so you don't get the wrong message ![]() | |||
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"Rickshawed I heard that your bearded clam is soft as velvet and makes every Pinocchio’s noses that came in contact with it, deliver a lot of tadpole yogurt Yeah? What flavour yogurt? I like to know what I'm putting in my mouth ![]() That person told me that it would tadpole flavoury | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol, meaning you are a youngster ![]() | |||
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"Could you tell SweetCherry that I’d love to use my gun and shoot my WD-40 (penetrating white creamy oil) in her rusty bullet hole x I’m pretty sure I know from who this message came from ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() With the dick of 79 years old | |||
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" With the dick of 79 years old " That actually makes sense | |||
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" With the dick of 79 years old That actually makes sense ![]() ![]() One of my many charms ![]() | |||
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"DontYuckMyYum Your cock is straight as justice x " Okay this is pretty great ![]() | |||
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"could you tell KnightsoftheCoffeeTable that he can pound my chocolate starfish with his thick fishing rod on Monday. Cause I have Pilates on Tuesday. " Sorry can’t do Monday, that’s then only day I can get my weekly colonic arrogation treatment, can fit you in Wednesday. | |||
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"could you tell KnightsoftheCoffeeTable that he can pound my chocolate starfish with his thick fishing rod on Monday. Cause I have Pilates on Tuesday. Sorry can’t do Monday, that’s then only day I can get my weekly colonic arrogation treatment, can fit you in Wednesday. " That person told me that on Wednesday she has her singing session with Céline. Thursday midday? | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. " Someone confused my profile with a hotty's | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's" No she said it was yours x | |||
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"Can you tell Nero that I’d love to restring my guitar with his ball sac pubes and play a tune for him please " ° That sounds most acceptable, with the proviso that he/she uses a plectrum to play an 'infamy symphony'. | |||
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"Can you tell Nero that his utter beauty, and great shoes really do make me very moist indeed " ° They're styled in Italy by Quinny-Quiver™. But thank you for the 'cumpliment'. | |||
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"Could you tell Mr_BlueEyes that i would love to see his engorged and pulsating manly member destroying a few backdoors in Hull. " Only with permission from the backdoor owners of course | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x" She's confused | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused " I am just the postie. | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. " Thank you anyway | |||
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"Tell MixedDevil that is : ..............…………………………._¸„„„„_ …………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\ ………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì …….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/' ……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-" **¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-" .:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-" :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ .::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯ :.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~" :.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯ :.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\ .:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \, :.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì : : : : : : :, : : : : : :/ "-„_::::_„-*__„„~" Is pure lust to gaze at " Very creative ![]() | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. Thank you anyway " Free of charge x | |||
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"Could you tell Mr_BlueEyes that i would love to see his engorged and pulsating manly member destroying a few backdoors in Hull. Only with permission from the backdoor owners of course" Do we have to go to Hull for this? * asking for a friend | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. Thank you anyway Free of charge x" I'm hiding the knickers to save future confusion | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. Thank you anyway Free of charge x I'm hiding the knickers to save future confusion " She sends her regards x | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. Thank you anyway Free of charge x I'm hiding the knickers to save future confusion She sends her regards x" Send her mine | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. Thank you anyway Free of charge x I'm hiding the knickers to save future confusion She sends her regards x Send her mine " She told me that she is actually reading the thread | |||
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"Wonko You have the best knickers of Scotland Wb. Someone confused my profile with a hotty's No she said it was yours x She's confused I am just the postie. Thank you anyway Free of charge x I'm hiding the knickers to save future confusion She sends her regards x Send her mine She told me that she is actually reading the thread " Ok | |||
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"could you tell KnightsoftheCoffeeTable that he can pound my chocolate starfish with his thick fishing rod on Monday. Cause I have Pilates on Tuesday. Sorry can’t do Monday, that’s then only day I can get my weekly colonic arrogation treatment, can fit you in Wednesday. That person told me that on Wednesday she has her singing session with Céline. Thursday midday? " This is turning into a nightmare, once again sorry I’m busy, that’s the day I eat pizza and stare at people through the gym window. | |||
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"Tell red for danger if I got all them damn crows for nothing (or whatever bird it was) I'm gonna cry on Phil Mitchell and tell him I have nothing left" We’ll get covered in bird faeces! It’s a no from me ![]() | |||
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"Can you please tell Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW: Your candy-striped legs require licking from top-to-bottom, from your inner thigh to make you go 'sigh'. 1 minute aGo" Let's do this ![]() | |||
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"SIGH PLEASE tell redfordanger that the room has a four poster bed and so it'll be like having sex in a tent in rainfall. Only it's bird shit. And that the noises will drown out my hideous groans of ecstacy that I only do when my bellybutton is played with. Ultimately assure her everything has been thought out to make it a magical once in a lifetime experience please MERCI" Will there be wine? | |||
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"Tell redfordanger there will be wine, grapes, a platter of cheese, pop tarts, pot noodles, and crows. Alot of crows." No merci this time ? So rude ![]() | |||
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"Tell redfordanger there will be wine, grapes, a platter of cheese, pop tarts, pot noodles, and crows. Alot of crows. No merci this time ? So rude ![]() That is definitely you, F&B, I smell a fake | |||
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