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By *inkyfun2013 OP   Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"To reproduce, a male spider spins a special web to catch his sperm and transfers it to his pedipalps, a second pair of appendages that function as sensory organs. He then goes in search of a female of the same species who is ready to mate."

Hey ladies - fancy a bloke running after you with a hanky full of cold spunk?

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Sounds like a normal night at the club

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.

I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.

I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought. "

Nooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a normal night at the club"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.

I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.

Nooooo!! "

So I was told by a person doing some studying. I’m no expert though not a nice thought though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.

I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.

Nooooo!!

So I was told by a person doing some studying. I’m no expert though not a nice thought though. "

I think they were mistaken. Spiders definitely live at the bottom of the garden.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

They wipe their willy across your face when you are asleep

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"They wipe their willy across your face when you are asleep "

The bigger ones are generally the female so its not a willy on your face

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They wipe their willy across your face when you are asleep "

OMG!! I'm going to have spider babies

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.

I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.

Nooooo!!

So I was told by a person doing some studying. I’m no expert though not a nice thought though.

I think they were mistaken. Spiders definitely live at the bottom of the garden. "

Thank goodness that! I can relax now

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"They wipe their willy across your face when you are asleep

OMG!! I'm going to have spider babies "

Watch when your ears tickle...that's them hatching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told that they are territorial and will find their way back to their web even if you put them outside so as not to be a meany and kill them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told that they are territorial and will find their way back to their web even if you put them outside so as not to be a meany and kill them!"

Most spiders you find in the house are house spiders. Usually putting them outside is as good as a death sentence for them anyways. Or so I'm told

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The fuckers don’t run anywhere after a size 9 shoe and 14 stone land on them !!!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I thought spiders lived in spider plants....I saw it on the web

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Sounds like a normal night at the club"

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It's when you hear them coming you should feel the fear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost want to ask what the lady spider does with his offering but I dont really want to think about it

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Well I heard Ronnie O'Sullivan regularly uses a spider....

Jesus Christ the man will stop at nothing

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"They wipe their willy across your face when you are asleep

The bigger ones are generally the female so its not a willy on your face"
If she can get hold of the male who Is smaller she will have him for lunch so he has to appease her to relax her before mateing...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All my house spiders are called Henry (I don't know how to sex a spider, so some of them are probably Henrietta), but ma last Border Collie was called Spider

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North East England

Some call it a sperm web. I prefer the term "wanky blanky"

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