FabSwingers.com forum: In a woman's bedroom

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

(spin off)

What are red flags in a woman's house?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Cushions.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Her husbands shoes/boots still there…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncleanliness

Untidiness

Unpleasantness

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Cushions."

What about cushions with quotes about how great a nan they are?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cushions."

Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. Don't care as long as I'm getting my dick wet!!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Cushions.

What about cushions with quotes about how great a nan they are?"

Can’t be yours… Bad Nanna!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Cushions.

Shit

That too.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Cushions."

Bugger (she said chucking cushions out the window!)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Cushions.

What about cushions with quotes about how great a nan they are?

Can’t be yours… Bad Nanna!"

Meh, my family think I'm an angel

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Cushions."

My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.

(That’s not a red flag, surely?)

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cushions.

Shit

That too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handcuffs attached to the iron headboard and an icepick under the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/11/22 11:56:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cushions.

My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.

(That’s not a red flag, surely?)

If it provides comfort for switching positions then no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Her husbands shoes/boots still there…"

Those men's shoes are mine. Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic sheets on bed and floor

Holy fuck

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Live, Laugh, Love anything.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck loads of cats

One of those 'woman in a dress' loo roll covers on the cistern

A film crew from Channel 4

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Bodies of previous victims, taxidermied into tableax illustrating the seven deadly sins...

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bodies of previous victims, taxidermied into tableax illustrating the seven deadly sins..."

You said you'd keep that quiet

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Cushions.

Bugger (she said chucking cushions out the window!)"

Love to (he said chucking Hornycouga 15 onto a pile of cushions!)

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Cushions.

My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.

(That’s not a red flag, surely?)

Have you named them?

(Basically is one called Sam?)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Wedding brochures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picture of Jesus or a Crucifix on the wall above the headboard.

Yellow nicotine stained Cieling.

Rubber sheets.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Cushions.

My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.

(That’s not a red flag, surely?)

Have you named them?

(Basically is one called Sam?)"

They are called Sam and Henrietta

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A picture of Jesus or a Crucifix on the wall above the headboard.

... It wasn't a woman, but I wish I'd noted that red flag

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Absolutely nothing. Don't care as long as I'm getting my dick wet!!!

As you are a Woman that surely would be difficult??

. You are actually a woman aren’t you and not a man pretending to be one are you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many cats would be considered off putting?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Cushions.

My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.

(That’s not a red flag, surely?)

Have you named them?

(Basically is one called Sam?)

They are called Sam and Henrietta

*padlocks rabbit hutch*

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Cushions.

My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.

(That’s not a red flag, surely?)

Have you named them?

(Basically is one called Sam?)

They are called Sam and Henrietta

*padlocks rabbit hutch*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bed so covered in bears and dolls and sh!t that it takes half an hour to get to the sheets

Also a massive strap on left on the side and no lube to be seen anywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillowcases with another Fabbers face printed in them.

Winston

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

a red flag with a hammer & sickle, picture of Vladimeer putin & of course cushions

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Absolutely nothing. Don't care as long as I'm getting my dick wet!!!

As you are a Woman that surely would be difficult??

. You are actually a woman aren’t you and not a man pretending to be one are you??? "

It might be just a dick that belongs to her, rather than one that comes attached. See my post re. taxidermied bodies...

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

A pregnancy tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need to do this post in reverse ladies!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think we need to do this post in reverse ladies!"

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1383732

Already done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat sick

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Cushions.

Bugger (she said chucking cushions out the window!)

Love to (he said chucking Hornycouga 15 onto a pile of cushions!)"

Cushions retrieved; ready for a good chucking

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By *ayskiMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Misery wall posters, books, DVD and Video.

Bed restraints.

Kathy Bates cushion covers on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat sick "

Did a little sick in my mouth then

#eurgh

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

CCTV.

Syringes.

Stool samples.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dirty MAC make-up brushes.

Garish furniture.

An empty bookshelf.

A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live love laugh signs

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cushions."

I feel called out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats

WELL THEN!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

The heads of former lovers mounted on spikes on the wall, oh and football/rugby team bedding

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A collection of Third Reich memorabilia.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet."

Came here to say this, anything that is something you really should remove when you become an adult

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a collection of those ...now that's what I call music albums..

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Cuddly toys, lots and lots of cuddly toys. Empty wine bottles. A “take a ticket”machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Displaying the voodoo dolls and pins is out then?

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Displaying the voodoo dolls and pins is out then?"

Depends who's face is on them

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Pillowcases with another Fabbers face printed in them.

Winston "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Dirty vibrator

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet."

Ha ha I have dolls in glass cabinet! Don't call me Cathy Bradford for nothing!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Used tampons remodelled into a wind chime

Vat of acid

Shrine to an ex

Muffled screams coming from the loft

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

[Removed by poster at 19/11/22 13:18:32]

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A price list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

empty Dyson

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"Cats

WELL THEN!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cushions."

What’s wrong with cushions? Is there an amount of cushions that would be acceptable before they were considered a red flag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cushions.

What’s wrong with cushions? Is there an amount of cushions that would be acceptable before they were considered a red flag?

One per room

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cushions.

What’s wrong with cushions? Is there an amount of cushions that would be acceptable before they were considered a red flag?

One per room "

Brb stealing next door so I can have as many rooms as I have cushions

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.

Ha ha I have dolls in glass cabinet! Don't call me Cathy Bradford for nothing!

Doh! Hey, Cathy!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.

Garish furniture.

An empty bookshelf.

A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.

Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.

Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.

A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.

Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company".

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.

Garish furniture.

An empty bookshelf.

A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.

Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.

Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.

A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.

Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company"."

Bottles labelled "acid" in bathroom.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Her husbands shoes/boots still there…

Those men's shoes are mine. Damn it

As it’s you I’ll help you polish them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mom answering the door

Small animals taxidermy

Being offered almond tea

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By *outhsideGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Live, Laugh, Love anything."

This

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Her husbands shoes/boots still there…

Those men's shoes are mine. Damn it

As it’s you I’ll help you polish them."

Thank you

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.

Garish furniture.

An empty bookshelf.

A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.

Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.

Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.

A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.

Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company"."

Makes visiting men take home colour samples...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't rush to feeling safe, just because you think you've seen nothing of concern. Look for anything that is potential camouflage, or holding things inside. Best to get a room swept, even better the whole place.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

His Lynx antiperspirant,on the sideboard, on a single female profile

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't rush to feeling safe, just because you think you've seen nothing of concern. Look for anything that is potential camouflage, or holding things inside. Best to get a room swept, even better the whole place. "

Hire a PI

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"His Lynx antiperspirant,on the sideboard, on a single female profile

I use a men's razor. I like them better. Maybe given my shoes and stuff people will draw the wrong conclusion

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.

Garish furniture.

An empty bookshelf.

A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.

Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.

Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.

A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.

Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company".

Makes visiting men take home colour samples..."

This is •almost• borderline allegorical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell of cat wee. I'm sorry but I'm speaking from experience sadly

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Mom answering the door

Small animals taxidermy

Being offered almond tea"

I really want(ed) a taxidermy raven but my mum banned me from buying one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mom answering the door

Small animals taxidermy

Being offered almond tea

I really want(ed) a taxidermy raven but my mum banned me from buying one."

Blessing in disguise..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaffa Tape by the front door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(spin off)

What are red flags in a woman's house?"

Me.

if she’s crazy to have me in there……?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A Ice pic underneath the bed

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"(spin off)

What are red flags in a woman's house?"

Dirty kitchen & bathroom

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet."

When you say dolls, what about funko pop figures of horror film characters like Pin Head and Michael Myers for example? On a book case filled with horror books? Just wondering if they count as dolls? Asking for a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet."

Oh no, aren't teddy bears allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pillowcases with another Fabbers face printed in them.

Winston

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her husbands shoes/boots still there…

Those men's shoes are mine. Damn it

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Cats

Loads of cats

And all the cat stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy of Gunther von Hagens latest publication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alanis Morisette cd

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there’s an ironing board being used as a makeshift TV stand.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.

I'm not a horror fan, so sceptical. But tell your friend I'm happy to check them out in person and let her know!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lack of books

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Dolls without heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shit hole

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.

I'm not a horror fan, so sceptical. But tell your friend I'm happy to check them out in person and let her know!

I'll be sure to tell her!!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"(spin off)

What are red flags in a woman's house?"

If it's a mess

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Pillowcases with another Fabbers face printed in them.

Winston

What?

I keep him locked in a drawer

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

When you see mens after shave and deodorant on a separate shelf hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pillowcases with another Fabbers face printed in them.

Winston

What?

I keep him locked in a drawer

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see mens after shave and deodorant on a separate shelf hahaha"

Might be part of aftercare or bf working nights

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