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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.

What are 3 red flags when you are there?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.

What are 3 red flags when you are there?

Shelves full of gonks or troll dolls.

A photo of Boris Johnson on the bedside table.

Severed heads on the bed posts.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

So he's expecting me?

Terrible untidiness.

Tampax in the bathroom

Sofa on the front lawn

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By *att192Man
over a year ago

East Kent

A roll of gaffer tape, an axe and a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His Mum, His Wife and his girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living with his parents

Having to step over rubbish

Lego and Playmobil stuff everywhere

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Unsavoury smell

Teddies on the bed, well fuck, anywhere

His mum letting me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A miniature sky remote

A bank of iPhones logged into Fab sending cut and paste messages.

“Treat with respect” painted in a wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A miniature sky remote….

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His Mum, His Wife and his girlfriend."

Sounds like the title of a p*rnh*b video.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.

What are 3 red flags when you are there?

Dirty house

Ladies stuff in the bathroom

Drug paraphernalia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Sofa on the front lawn"

Welcome to Mcr.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Mattress on the floor/awful bedding

Dirty kitchen/bathroom

Any kind of games console

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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Sofa on the front lawn

Welcome to Mcr.

and certain parts of Hastings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locking the front door behind me

Dirty bedding

Holes in doors/walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A miniature sky remote

A bank of iPhones logged into Fab sending cut and paste messages.

“Treat with respect” painted in a wall.

I hope you treat the man’s house with respect, no spilling drinks, banging headboard against wall and wearing heels in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean bedding that matches the room decor

No dust anywhere

Scented candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A miniature sky remote

A bank of iPhones logged into Fab sending cut and paste messages.

“Treat with respect” painted in a wall.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Living with his parents

Having to step over rubbish

Lego and Playmobil stuff everywhere"

Finding cupboard for lego death star now

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Live laugh love pictures

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Live laugh love pictures

Even worse if you are already in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty surfaces, bins not emptied, unclean toilet etc.

Careless Whisper playing on the Bluetooth speaker.

Rose petals on the bed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A shrine to a fellow Fabber. Bonus points if it's you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Jordan Peterson book(s).

No books.

A duvet/blanket with film stills/football emblems.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncleanliness

Untidiness

Unpleasantness

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A shrine to a fellow Fabber. Bonus points if it's you"

Look, what church candles, adolescent poetry, and human remains I surround your public photos with is none of your business.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A shrine to a fellow Fabber. Bonus points if it's you

Look, what church candles, adolescent poetry, and human remains I surround your public photos with is none of your business."

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"So he's expecting me?

Terrible untidiness.

Tampax in the bathroom

Sofa on the front lawn"

You said you wouldn’t tell anybody about the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.

What are 3 red flags when you are there?

The place stinks of Ganja

Dirty/untidy house

He is dirty and unkempt

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.

What are 3 red flags when you are there?

A crocodile.

ABBA poster.

Powdered milk.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A giant noticeboard plotting a global conspiracy

A poster of any politician

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Smashed avocado in the fridge.

No cushions.

Smell of desperation in the air.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Smashed avocado in the fridge.

No cushions.

Smell of desperation in the air."

You’ve hacked into my home security cameras haven’t you?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Smells

Mirrors

Untidiness

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A collection of clothes that looks like his mum bought it all

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I never get as far as the bedroom so should I just give 3 red flags round the back of Aldi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never get as far as the bedroom so should I just give 3 red flags round the back of Aldi?"

Rather replace a broken sofa bed then a bed frame

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lots of religious imagery, particularly over the bed

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I never get as far as the bedroom so should I just give 3 red flags round the back of Aldi?

Rather replace a broken sofa bed then a bed frame "

I’m not that heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mementos of exes.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Lots of religious imagery, particularly over the bed"

Maybe if he's a masochist, and it's a particularly hot St. Sebastian.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Bloody hell I'm ticking loads of boxes here...no wonder no one ever comes back..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bloody hell I'm ticking loads of boxes here...no wonder no one ever comes back..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell I'm ticking loads of boxes here...no wonder no one ever comes back..

Haha.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Their lockdown toothpick diorama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 3?

Unmade bed (revealing rice krispies as he pulled the covers straighter- he flicked them out of the way)

Stench of cat piss when he opens the front door (accompanied by constant miaowing and scratching at the doors)

Furniture - either no furniture, or so much stuff in the bedroom that you're literally squeezing past it all, even if it is tidy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Any items of bodily excretion.

Notes from a wife, including jobs lists to do before she returns

A jobs list for me, including washing, drying and meal cooking

Hidden, or displayed, video cameras

Mates gathered in the living room

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mates gathered in the living room

That sounds hot, not gonna lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of religious imagery, particularly over the bed"

This actually happened to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any items of bodily excretion.

Notes from a wife, including jobs lists to do before she returns

A jobs list for me, including washing, drying and meal cooking

Hidden, or displayed, video cameras

Mates gathered in the living room

The hidden video cameras are the worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mates gathered in the living room

That's happened to me.. Had to walk through the living room and say hi on mmy way through, and then same again on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh boy this list is longer than I like….

Sweat smelling unwashed bedsheets

Dusty shelves

Shit stained toilets

Red light bulbs

Weed being grown in the same room

High on a first meet

Stinky trainers in the bedroom

Crumbs in the bed/ underfoot

Excessive bottles of lube everywhere

Pubes in the sink/ bathroom

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Lots of religious imagery, particularly over the bed

This actually happened to me! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mates gathered in the living room

That sounds hot, not gonna lie

Reads like an a opening scene for something on blacked.com

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"His Mum, His Wife and his girlfriend."

Even worse, they'll all there but its just the one person

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mates gathered in the living room

That sounds hot, not gonna lie

Reads like an a opening scene for something on blacked.com"

Or a weekend at a gangbang host's house

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Near Okehampton.

Mattress in the front garden

Car Engine on the Kitchen table

Yellow stained Pants

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

That sour smell of unwashed bedding

Single bed

Louvre doors (yes it happened 100 years ago & his mum used to post things through the slats)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the tips.

I plan on tidying up tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story...

No light in the toilet Poo up the walls in the toilet

Brother walking around in a t shirt and nothing else (he was in his 20s)

It was grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the tips.

I plan on tidying up tomorrow.

I dont think I could ever invite anyone back now reading this

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Skiddy toilet

No bed sheet on bed

Skiddy leather couch

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Three ladies have visited me from here. None left in a hurry, so I guess, I'm OK and not too frightening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"True story...

No light in the toilet Poo up the walls in the toilet

Brother walking around in a t shirt and nothing else (he was in his 20s)

It was grim"

oh my God

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Thanks for the tips.

I plan on tidying up tomorrow.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Complete absence of books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three ladies have visited me from here. None left in a hurry, so I guess, I'm OK and not too frightening

They did leave though... didn't they? Alive and well?

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