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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s not ALWAYS fantastic….

What’s the worst thing that someone does when having sex with you?

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Do what they think they know will make me cum

Instead of exploring me, finding out what I like and just enjoying the experience

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When I can feel a funny sensation on my back, turn round and they're jotting a shopping list down

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"When I can feel a funny sensation on my back, turn round and they're jotting a shopping list down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being in the moment not connecting will cause me to get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the lights on. I hate that look of horror on their face.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Leave the lights on. I hate that look of horror on their face."

Do what I do, give 'em a notebook and pen for their shopping list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave the lights on. I hate that look of horror on their face.

Do what I do, give 'em a notebook and pen for their shopping list.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hangs around afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave the lights on. I hate that look of horror on their face.

Do what I do, give 'em a notebook and pen for their shopping list.

They'd only have enough time to write

Milk

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Leave the lights on. I hate that look of horror on their face.

Do what I do, give 'em a notebook and pen for their shopping list.

They'd only have enough time to write

Milk

Phew! Short and sweet, leaves time for them to do a couple of small DIY jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up!!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Keep changing what they’re doing if I’m clearly enjoying it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It’s not ALWAYS fantastic….

What’s the worst thing that someone does when having sex with you?

Do the washing up

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sneeze during a blowie.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Rush me. This lady will not be rushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushing foreplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I can feel a funny sensation on my back, turn round and they're jotting a shopping list down

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep changing what they’re doing if I’m clearly enjoying it. "

Yes!!! What’s the rush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneeze during a blowie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sneeze during a blowie.

oh my God…is that snot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wake up!!!"

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Lie there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lie there

Oh no. The Pillow Princess?!?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Keep changing what they’re doing if I’m clearly enjoying it.

Yes!!! What’s the rush? "

I mean if you’re about to get caught out - maybe

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By *atsswallowsMan
over a year ago

dudley

Not come down my throat, I hate it if you worked that hard and they just want to give you a facial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep changing what they’re doing if I’m clearly enjoying it.

Yes!!! What’s the rush?

I mean if you’re about to get caught out - maybe

Yeh, I get that. Like, if your bus stop is coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman be in such a rush for penetration she filled her self with lube then wanted me to just fuck her with no foreplay prior to penetration.She was very horny and clearly got off on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not come down my throat, I hate it if you worked that hard and they just want to give you a facial"

Tell them!!! Oh, I suppose it’s hard when it’s in your mouth …

*that works a couple ways.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Keep changing what they’re doing if I’m clearly enjoying it.

Yes!!! What’s the rush?

I mean if you’re about to get caught out - maybe

Yeh, I get that. Like, if your bus stop is coming up.

I was going to say train

. Great minds

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By *heleeCouple
over a year ago

hyde

So unbelievable this story !! Men multitasking !! Hahahaha

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

If they have an attacking style of blowjob, where they believe frantic speed and gagging are the key. When they attack my cock like that, it does nothing but kill my boner! Porn style is not always best

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I had a woman be in such a rush for penetration she filled her self with lube then wanted me to just fuck her with no foreplay prior to penetration.She was very horny and clearly got off on it."

You sure it was lube?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Lying there like a corpse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing it in the dark!

Perverts!!

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s not ALWAYS fantastic….

What’s the worst thing that someone does when having sex with you?

Nothing worse than being told that you're “much smaller” than their ex-partner that cheated on them. I was instantly deflated, in more ways than one

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By *atmicepunkMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Says are you in me yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they have an attacking style of blowjob, where they believe frantic speed and gagging are the key. When they attack my cock like that, it does nothing but kill my boner! Porn style is not always best

It has its place. But I like my cock, I wish they understand that they’ve made me hard, and my cock feels and wants different things.

Porn blow jobs os not the only BJ.

agreed.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

When the Mortuary Assistant walks in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not ALWAYS fantastic….

What’s the worst thing that someone does when having sex with you?

Nothing worse than being told that you're “much smaller” than their ex-partner that cheated on them. I was instantly deflated, in more ways than one

Wow. That would have me softer than a plush cushion. That’s horrible to say when you’re in the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer properly, when its formulaic rather than intuitive, reactive and responsive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To answer properly, when its formulaic rather than intuitive, reactive and responsive."

….going…through…the…motions….

And you feel it from head to toe don’t you?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Childish giggling and silly comment.

Not good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Childish giggling and silly comment.

Not good."

Oh shit. I giggle at the most inappropriate moments during sex *sometimes.

I know this wouldn’t impact you, but when I read this I realised how many times I may have broke her sexy moment.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The screwed up face when they're trying to cum and not look at me.

The 30 second rush to get dressed and get out of the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep changing what they’re doing if I’m clearly enjoying it. "

^^this…. Puts me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse I had was a guy totally missing and fucking my arse crack. Wouldnt listen when I told him it wasnt in either

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Make too much noise. Normal mones fine but don't scream in my ear.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Childish giggling and silly comment.

Not good.

Oh shit. I giggle at the most inappropriate moments during sex *sometimes.

I know this wouldn’t impact you, but when I read this I realised how many times I may have broke her sexy moment.

Why are you giggling when you have a women to please?

This is serious stuff….it’s not a game of cricket.

Only messing of course - it’s just weird when someone giggles during sex I find.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s not ALWAYS fantastic….

What’s the worst thing that someone does when having sex with you?

Nothing worse than being told that you're “much smaller” than their ex-partner that cheated on them. I was instantly deflated, in more ways than one

Wow. That would have me softer than a plush cushion. That’s horrible to say when you’re in the moment.

Agreed. The annoying thing was that I honestly thought I was average sized in the trouser department and things were going well up until that point, but that single experience left me with lingering doubts ever since

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Rubs the inner leg between the lips and leg thinking there doing a great job, that's horrible

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh and the A,B,C's with their tounge, I mean come on.....

Mrs

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I used to get annoyed with all the moaning but then I realised I must have been doing it right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and the A,B,C's with their tounge, I mean come on.....

Mrs "

I thought this was generally a good thing for a woman

*throws the rule book out the window.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh and the A,B,C's with their tounge, I mean come on.....

Mrs

I thought this was generally a good thing for a woman

*throws the rule book out the window. "

Haha I'd rather enjoy myself than wonder what's coming after Z or that he missed a letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys keeping the most noise while making the weakest of strokes

......its like I wanna join whatever party is going on in his head cuz it's not happening here for sure .... like calm down Peter pan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Childish giggling and silly comment.

Not good.

Oh shit. I giggle at the most inappropriate moments during sex *sometimes.

I know this wouldn’t impact you, but when I read this I realised how many times I may have broke her sexy moment.

Why are you giggling when you have a women to please?

This is serious stuff….it’s not a game of cricket.

Only messing of course - it’s just weird when someone giggles during sex I find."

After you said it, I can see why it would be.

Me - it’s hard to explain why I’ve giggled/laughed. It’s just a feeling and the ‘giggling’ is some kind of release of energy maybe. I dunno, but luckily, she’s never ran off thinking I’m a weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and the A,B,C's with their tounge, I mean come on.....

Mrs

I thought this was generally a good thing for a woman

*throws the rule book out the window.

Haha I'd rather enjoy myself than wonder what's coming after Z or that he missed a letter

Is he doing ALL CAPS?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Takes out their credit card machine

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m going to quote from one of my favourite films.

"Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good."

Except that isn’t true, is it? Sometimes it’s just bad. I mean, not awful. Not so bad you wish you weren’t there. But … just not good.

The thing that disappoints me is when a woman expects me to make all the effort. Expects me to instigate every little thing. I want to feel wanted too, y’know? Join in!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Teeth removing layers of your cock while having a bj and her trying to slip you a finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they constantly change positions! A few position changes is great, but when you start changing it every two minutes it just becomes annoying. I don’t need to know that you’ve memorised the karma sutra!

Also, men that decide they’re going to make me squirt.

Honestly there is nothing I hate more than a guy leading with that. I care if you make me orgasm, not if you make me squirt. Stop making my pleasure about your ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to quote from one of my favourite films.

Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good.

Except that isn’t true, is it? Sometimes it’s just bad. I mean, not awful. Not so bad you wish you weren’t there. But … just not good.

The thing that disappoints me is when a woman expects me to make all the effort. Expects me to instigate every little thing. I want to feel wanted too, y’know? Join in!"

When I say - fuck me harder, and he says ‘I am’

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’m going to quote from one of my favourite films.

Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good.

Except that isn’t true, is it? Sometimes it’s just bad. I mean, not awful. Not so bad you wish you weren’t there. But … just not good.

The thing that disappoints me is when a woman expects me to make all the effort. Expects me to instigate every little thing. I want to feel wanted too, y’know? Join in!

When I say - fuck me harder, and he says ‘I am’

Oh no!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…….. when a woman expects me to make all the effort. Expects me to instigate every little thing. I want to feel wanted too, y’know? Join in!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… Stop making my pleasure about your ego

Your pleasure would be my only thought If I was making you orgasm.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Stop making my pleasure about your ego

Amen to that.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Women who watch too much porn and think that “Guck, Guck, Guck” blowjob is what men want !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…… Stop making my pleasure about your ego

Your pleasure would be my only thought If I was making you orgasm.

Charmer

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Keep switching positions or stopping and starting oral, it's really annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that just wanna lie back and take it with little to no effort.

I doubt that's a problem with much of you here but over in vanilla world it can be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to quote from one of my favourite films.

Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good.

Except that isn’t true, is it? Sometimes it’s just bad. I mean, not awful. Not so bad you wish you weren’t there. But … just not good.

The thing that disappoints me is when a woman expects me to make all the effort. Expects me to instigate every little thing. I want to feel wanted too, y’know? Join in!

When I say - fuck me harder, and he says ‘I am’

You - are - great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they’re silent the whole time.

You can make noise , we actually like it.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"When they’re silent the whole time.

You can make noise , we actually like it. "

So do we!

Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that just wanna lie back and take it with little to no effort.

I doubt that's a problem with much of you here but over in vanilla world it can be!"

I appreciate it isnt a great thing, but occassionally it could be a trauma response

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By *otKitty400Woman
over a year ago

hinckley

"Do what they think they know will make me cum

Instead of exploring me, finding out what I like and just enjoying the experience"

Exactly this, and refusing to take any gentle direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what they think they know will make me cum

Instead of exploring me, finding out what I like and just enjoying the experience"

Great advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… Stop making my pleasure about your ego

Your pleasure would be my only thought If I was making you orgasm.

Charmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do what they think they know will make me cum

Instead of exploring me, finding out what I like and just enjoying the experience

Exactly this, and refusing to take any gentle direction. "

Gentle direction? Like when I hold her head and start bobbing her up and down like I’m getting jelly out of a mould? She’s goto appreciate that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they’re silent the whole time.

You can make noise , we actually like it. "

If I’m not getting funny looks from neighbours… we’re we even doing anything last night?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Women that just wanna lie back and take it with little to no effort.

I doubt that's a problem with much of you here but over in vanilla world it can be!"

Most of the guys I meet are pleasers... So they actually don't mind this. There are "vanilla" peeps on here too.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

When they drop their trousers and i see the ankle bracelet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being in the moment not connecting will cause me to get dressed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what they think they know will make me cum

Instead of exploring me, finding out what I like and just enjoying the experience"

Communication is a must.Going that extra mile makes for more satisfying sex.If they won't take the time and effort to increase your satisfaction then maybe they don't deserve your body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call out someone else's name.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Keeps their ear pods in to listen to the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they’re silent the whole time.

You can make noise , we actually like it.

If I’m not getting funny looks from neighbours… we’re we even doing anything last night? "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that just wanna lie back and take it with little to no effort.

I doubt that's a problem with much of you here but over in vanilla world it can be!

Most of the guys I meet are pleasers... So they actually don't mind this. There are "vanilla" peeps on here too."

Yeah I'm not saying the woman has to do ALL the work! But give and take. Of course I'm a pleaser but I want SOMETHING back, whether it's having made the effort with lingerie, being interactive, making lots of noise, basically just being INVOLVED.

I still have enjoyed sex where they've have sat like a starfish but it isn't ideal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a woman be in such a rush for penetration she filled her self with lube then wanted me to just fuck her with no foreplay prior to penetration.She was very horny and clearly got off on it.

You sure it was lube? "

Yes it was lube maybe not filled with lube but enough.But she said she could not stop cumming.She had a very high sex drive.

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

Furiously rubbing my left lip like they're trying to start a fire. To be fair most people are fine with me giving some gentle guidance on what I like and where, but you get the occasional person who refuses to take direction and goes straight back to blistering my poor labia.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Start dirty talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he tries to stick a finger in my asshole and I've not shaved! Fuck off Rex!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Violates my boundaries or has sex with me in ways that hurt me in a not fun way.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pretending they don't understand what you want, as they plough on regardless, with their routine.

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