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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Having a shit right now?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

6 minutes passed.

Anybody now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T."

Try some prunes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit shit

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself."

Pictures or it never happened.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"A bit shit "

Bit shit crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T.

Try some prunes."

Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.

Pictures or it never happened."

I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Goodness, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.

Pictures or it never happened.

I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey "

I just spat my drink everywhere reading that lol

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T.

Try some prunes.

Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.

"

That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.

I just need the prunes and it’s on.

You recommend?

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By *gham maleMan
over a year ago

chertsey

Brilliant I’m gonna have to try this now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T.

Try some prunes.

Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.

That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.

I just need the prunes and it’s on.

You recommend?"

Hell yes.

Can't promise chocolate won't clog you up. Its a battle.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.

Pictures or it never happened.

I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey "

This ain’t the clawclank redemption !

I just wanna see you take a shit already.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.

Pictures or it never happened.

I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey

This ain’t the clawclank redemption !

I just wanna see you take a shit already."

https://youtu.be/79TriCpMKfs

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Goodness, no "

Babsy spice doesn’t poo.

Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.

In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Goodness, no

Babsy spice doesn’t poo.

Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.

In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies."

I love that!

Haribo Jelly Babies happen to be my favourite

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck sake. I was thinking to myself, this cunt is funny, I reckon we'd get on.

Then I looked at the profile.

How the fuck are ya?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fuck sake. I was thinking to myself, this cunt is funny, I reckon we'd get on.

Then I looked at the profile.

How the fuck are ya? "

Full of kraken and suddenly very tired.

This could of been a beautiful thread too!

I’m gonna talk to you tomorrow if I can hack my way through your heaving inbox.

Please send that video of you taking a shit xx

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Goodness, no

Babsy spice doesn’t poo.

Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.

In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies.

I love that!

Haribo Jelly Babies happen to be my favourite "

We have so much in common.

Let’s rim each other soon.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T.

Try some prunes.

Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.

That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.

I just need the prunes and it’s on.

You recommend?

Hell yes.

Can't promise chocolate won't clog you up. Its a battle."

You can clog me up soon.

Unless this is the lady posting and in that case I’ll clog you up with my beautiful penis.

Good night to you both kiss

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Brilliant I’m gonna have to try this now!!! "

Go shit brother.

It’s surprisingly satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a shit right now?"

Cmon guys you're too sexy for this uncooth behaviour

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Goodness, no

Babsy spice doesn’t poo.

Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.

In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies.

I love that!

Haribo Jelly Babies happen to be my favourite

We have so much in common.

Let’s rim each other soon."

I’ll book you in for Thursday, don’t forget to douche

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Had a shit day yesterday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

About 30 minutes ago

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't give less shit

Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.

T.

Try some prunes.

Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.

That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.

I just need the prunes and it’s on.

You recommend?

Hell yes.

Can't promise chocolate won't clog you up. Its a battle.

You can clog me up soon.

Unless this is the lady posting and in that case I’ll clog you up with my beautiful penis.

Good night to you both kiss"

Ha. Can't get used to all this signing off separately palava

That's convenient. The air vents seem blocked.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Really!

I don’t even remember starting this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really!

I don’t even remember farting this thread "

^This

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Really!

I don’t even remember starting this thread "

You mean I recorded myself pooping for nothing?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really!

I don’t even remember starting this thread

You mean I recorded myself pooping for nothing?!! "

Scat's life, I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been firing the brown blunderbuss for most of my nightsift

XX

Viking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poseidon kisses

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Really!

I don’t even remember starting this thread "

That will have been the Kraken.

I would never defecate and post at the same time.

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