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By *-and-K OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Following on from the 80's post, whats the best put down you have heard from a celebrity?

Mine again from Alice Cooper. Giving a tv interview for MTV, he was asked his opinion of Marilyn Manson.

"A man with a womans name and wearing makeup, singing about death and destruction. Oh how original"

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Following on from the 80's post, whats the best put down you have heard from a celebrity?

Mine again from Alice Cooper. Giving a tv interview for MTV, he was asked his opinion of Marilyn Manson.

"A man with a womans name and wearing makeup, singing about death and destruction. Oh how original" "

an at-the-time unknown jimmy carr doing stand up in southsea.... to a heckler

" i'd call you a c*%$ but you have neither the depth or capacity to please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the boxer Henry Cooper's reply to the woman anti-boxing campaigner who asked him "Don't you sometimes look at the mirror in the morning and think 'What an awful mess?'"

"Yes, " he said, "and maybe you look at the mirror in the morning and think 'What an awful mess!' Boxing is my excuse - what's yours?"

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

billy connoly replied after being heckled by a pomme in australia replied thats a waste of a good arse puting teeth in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant remeber the exact words but it was when the Sex Pistols were on the TV swaering and the interviwers remarks back was funny, maybe a put down but certainly funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was also Billy Connoly, he was heckled, his reply --" hey pal, i'm workin' here, I dont come tae your work an' tell you how to sweep up!! "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dont think i have to mention who said it lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses------- Elizabeth Taylor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly one of the most quoted put downs would be the one between Churchill and Lady Astor when she said..... 'Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea', his reply

'Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it'!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dont think i have to mention who said it lol"

Notts? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dont think i have to mention who said it lol"

WC Fields

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career......George Bernard Shaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think it was joan collins? or possibly elizabeth taylor or zsa zsa gabor? after marrying her to boy was asked if she worried about the age gap and what could happen...replies if he dies he dies!! billy connely has got some of the best put downs ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx"

u picked the last one of the list? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx

u picked the last one of the list? lol"

sorry don't follow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dont think i have to mention who said it lol"

Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock

He also came out with a gem to a woman who said "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea".

To which he replied "If you were my wife I'd drink it".

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dont think i have to mention who said it lol

Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock

He also came out with a gem to a woman who said "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea".

To which he replied "If you were my wife I'd drink it".

XXXX"

Thats my second favourite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own personal one, a new years eve in fancy dress a looad of us out having fun. A rather rough woman came over and said, " fuck me but dont you lot luck like twats".

My instant reply which we still laugh about, "yes but at least we only do so one day out of the year".

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"My own personal one, a new years eve in fancy dress a looad of us out having fun. A rather rough woman came over and said, " fuck me but dont you lot luck like twats".

My instant reply which we still laugh about, "yes but at least we only do so one day out of the year". "

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you lack in intelligence ....

you make up for in stupidity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell Brands come back to Bob Geldof for calling him a c**t at the NME awards

"Bob Geldof!! no wonder he knows all about famine, hes been dining out on 'i don't like mondays' for the past 20 years"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A letter from George Bernard Shaw to Noel Coward (I think!)

Dear Noel

Please find enclosed two tickets for the opening night of my new play. Please bring a friend (if you have one!)

and the reply............

Dear George,

I'm busy that night - please send tickets for the second night (if there is one!)

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