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Are you one? Would you like to find one? Do you like to stand on one leg? Are you another type of birdie?
Everyone is welcome to talk about your day, your plans for the weekend or maybe just the fact that Die Hard is indeed THE Christmas film. Fact. 
The dress code for this evening ranges from Hawaiian shirts to total nakedness so don’t be shy, come say hello and we will make you feel welcome and flirt outrageously… | |||
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My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt
It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada… | |||
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"Fuck!" Yes please! | |||
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"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months
My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt
It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…"Caught in the rain of course | |||
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"In "Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )
Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo | |||
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"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months
My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt
It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…
Caught in the rain of course "With no yoga | |||
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"Fuck!" Nero… the beautiful one! You have my but have won second prize tonight. Your prize is a cocktail, I was thinking Capirinha for your good self. Obviously served by your beautiful host  | |||
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Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )
Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo "Thank you, most gracious hostess. Sex on the beach please, make it a double! | |||
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"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months
My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt
It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…"Oh Misty… you beautiful lady. I am here to serve you, and play with your boobies obviously. Pina Colada coming right up
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"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months
My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt
It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…
Oh Misty… you beautiful lady. I am here to serve you, and play with your boobies obviously. Pina Colada coming right up
Ps. I am Whams biggest fan "Ooh if you’re playing with boobies I’m glad I didn’t go for the coconut shell costume  | |||
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"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months
My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt
It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…
Caught in the rain of course "Good evening Mr Chat… hope you’re well? And not too wet? Although wet is good. Obviously
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Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )
Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo
Thank you, most gracious hostess.
Sex on the beach please, make it a double!"Coming up! In a pint. I am Northern after all | |||
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"Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight You will do amazing.. I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !! X" Hi Flor and thank you so much
In at the deep end for me, and with my little legs
You most certainly are a dancing flamingo, lots of grace and obviously beautiful legs. Cocktail? | |||
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 ...who sends her regards in between our Naked Twister™ sessions. I have her locked my in my gilded dungeon.  | |||
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Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )
Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo
Thank you, most gracious hostess.
Sex on the beach please, make it a double!
Coming up! In a pint. I am Northern after all "Perfect, In all pink tonight, I am a gurlie girl after all .
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"I fell for a flamingo It never happened " Good evening Mr Artylan. Hope you’re well this fine evening and thanks for joining us birdies. I’m afraid the “dad” joke went straight over my head but then I am tiny
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance." Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt? | |||
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"Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu?" Good evening Supanova. Hope you’re well? And I believe the club in question was most famous. I bet it was great for birdie dancing
You may choose any cocktail you desire. Tonight’s thread is all about desires after all | |||
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"I am, in my own inestimable way, somewhat tipsy. But not enough that I couldn't extend my warmest wishes to LíttlèBírd. I couldn't think of a more deserving friend to host this evening's Nocturnal. With that said, I am currently entwined in a deadly embrace with PrinçessPuddle ...who sends her regards in between our Naked Twister™ sessions. I have her locked my in my gilded dungeon. "Why thank you dearest Nero. I hope I will do you proud
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"I am, in my own inestimable way, somewhat tipsy. But not enough that I couldn't extend my warmest wishes to LíttlèBírd. I couldn't think of a more deserving friend to host this evening's Nocturnal. With that said, I am currently entwined in a deadly embrace with PrinçessPuddle ...who sends her regards in between our Naked Twister™ sessions. I have her locked my in my gilded dungeon.
Why thank you dearest Nero. I hope I will do you proud
And please extend our good wishes to princess. Naked Twister is just the best "Naked twister with baby oil is even better | |||
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance." Oh beautiful Mr Elephant
I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?" I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help. | |||
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt? I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help." Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm | |||
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"Good evening _ittlebird " Good evening Willow
My best friend is here!!! My best friend
Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you
Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up | |||
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Oh beautiful Mr Elephant
I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael
A cocktail of your choice Sir? "George Michael was a gorgeous man in every way. A huge heart. I shall do my best to emulate him. And a cocktail would be marvellous - thank you! A Caipirinha would slip down beautifully. | |||
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"I am a flamingo "Oh my! We have a real flamingo here
Thank you for joining us. How are you this evening? You really have made my day attending the nocturnal
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme "Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find. | |||
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"Good evening _ittlebird " Good evening, Willow! I shall avoid any obvious references to Scottish dancing, and merely content myself with remarking that any friend of our fair hostess is a friend of mine. You are most welcome. | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme "Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas | |||
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"Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight You will do amazing.. I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !! X Hi Flor and thank you so much
In at the deep end for me, and with my little legs
You most certainly are a dancing flamingo, lots of grace and obviously beautiful legs. Cocktail? "Thank you hun.. I would love a Piña Colada please xxx | |||
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt? I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help. Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm "All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner? | |||
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"Good evening _ittlebird Good evening Willow
My best friend is here!!! My best friend
Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you
Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up "Love you too beautiful I need that drink thank you Love you to beautiful  | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme "Hello to the cherry on top of every meeting. | |||
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"Good evening _ittlebird Good evening Willow
My best friend is here!!! My best friend
Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you
Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up "Good evening Willow, thats two things to do on holiday in Hull now! | |||
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"Die Hard is NOT a Christmas film! "Oh Lorna you beauty! I’m so sorry to tell you this, but it’s not officially Christmas until Hans Gruber falls
My advent calendar tells me so.
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find."Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas "Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner? | |||
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt? I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help. Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm
All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner? "Well I’ll strip if you poker | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Hello to the cherry on top of every meeting. "You’re jus too kind, Good Sir | |||
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"Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu? Good evening Supanova. Hope you’re well? And I believe the club in question was most famous. I bet it was great for birdie dancing
You may choose any cocktail you desire. Tonight’s thread is all about desires after all "Very well thank you, I'll start with tea please, of the long island variety | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.
Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in "Oh I’d love to be able to dance. | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas
Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner? "I like poke her, but I am not wearing very much already  | |||
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"Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight You will do amazing.. I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !! X Hi Flor and thank you so much
In at the deep end for me, and with my little legs
You most certainly are a dancing flamingo, lots of grace and obviously beautiful legs. Cocktail?
Thank you hun.. I would love a Piña Colada please xxx"Coming right up… doing my busy dancing to George now | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.
Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in
Oh I’d love to be able to dance."I’m sure you’re more than capable, not to mention you’re also a sight for sore eyes | |||
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt? I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help. Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm
All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner?
Well I’ll strip if you poker "(Applauds.) Also, yes to both. | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas
Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner?
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"Good evening "Good evening! The Blues are in the house...I hope musically, rather than emotionally? | |||
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"Are ducks more interesting than flamingos? " Good evening Mr Alex My apologies for the delay. I believe all birds are beautiful, unless they peck your eyes out. Does that answer your poser? Anyway pull up a comfy and help yourself to cocktails | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.
Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in
Oh I’d love to be able to dance.
I’m sure you’re more than capable, not to mention you’re also a sight for sore eyes "2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.
Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in
Oh I’d love to be able to dance.
I’m sure you’re more than capable, not to mention you’re also a sight for sore eyes
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance. Oh beautiful Mr Elephant
I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael
A cocktail of your choice Sir?
George Michael was a gorgeous man in every way. A huge heart. I shall do my best to emulate him.
And a cocktail would be marvellous - thank you! A Caipirinha would slip down beautifully."Well isn’t that just perfect as I was totally head over heels for George. I may not have been quite his type of bird though
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"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei? All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner?
Well I’ll strip if you poker
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"Good evening _ittlebird Good evening Willow
My best friend is here!!! My best friend
Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you
Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up
Love you too beautiful
I need that drink thank you
Love you to beautiful " always | |||
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"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk! Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me.... (Yep. It's late. That's so bad!) I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong." Good evening beautiful lady xx | |||
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good to see you too oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see "Covers a multitude of sins I find | |||
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"Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed "Good evening Mr Shl. Thanks for joining us again and you’re right. Music and cocktails til the early hours. What’s not to like? | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people. Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme
Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas
Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner?
I like poke her, but I am not wearing very much already
You better play well then "Get me a long island iced tea and I might show you the river | |||
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" 2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet
good to see you too oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see
Covers a multitude of sins I find "Not only pretty but also has the wits | |||
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"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk! Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me.... (Yep. It's late. That's so bad!) I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong." I love bats. There will probably be some in my next tattoo | |||
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"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk! Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me.... (Yep. It's late. That's so bad!) I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong. Good evening beautiful lady xx " Hey lovely, x Hope you're well tonight? | |||
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good to see you too oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see
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"Evening fabbers " Good evening Mr Wonko. How are you this beautiful evening? Take a seat, be surrounded by pretty birdies and have a cocktail | |||
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"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk! Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me.... (Yep. It's late. That's so bad!) I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong. Good evening beautiful lady xx Hey lovely, x Hope you're well tonight? " I am kinda, I’ve even come out of my sulking corner and joined a naughty hula strip poker corner
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"Good evening "Good evening beautiful Blu. How are you tonight? Looking hot as usual
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"Got lost but I am back and what a lush host xx " Oh you really are too kind
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"Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu? Good evening Supanova. Hope you’re well? And I believe the club in question was most famous. I bet it was great for birdie dancing
You may choose any cocktail you desire. Tonight’s thread is all about desires after all
Very well thank you, I'll start with tea please, of the long island variety"Great choice! Coming right up | |||
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And you can be a bat if you like… they are beautiful. As for standing to attention, that is most certainly the gentleman’s job so I’m with you there
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I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael
A cocktail of your choice Sir?
George Michael was a gorgeous man in every way. A huge heart. I shall do my best to emulate him.
And a cocktail would be marvellous - thank you! A Caipirinha would slip down beautifully.
Well isn’t that just perfect as I was totally head over heels for George. I may not have been quite his type of bird though
A caipirinha coming right up. My favourite "You are too kind. By which I mean, of course, precisely the right amount of kind. | |||
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Good evening beautiful! How are you this evening? Did you get the required 8 hours sleep?
I really hope you’re up for some 80s Wham dancing tonight? And a cocktail obviously "I didn't get 8 hours  , for some reason I kept waking up but never mind .
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"hello "Good evening, Dixon
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Oh lovely Ash. Thank you for joining the crazy Friday edition. Glad you’re sporting the right outfit and obviously the best album in the world… ever
I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though "I had to sleep on the sofa last night
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"Hello everyone" Good evening Magic Fingers. I have a friend called that, can I ask, is it true for you too?
Thanks for joining us tonight. Hope we can make you smile and do you fancy a cocktail? | |||
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No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!
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No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!
I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon
You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films "Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes | |||
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No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!
I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon
You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films "Yipppeeekaaiiyaaaa kemosabi | |||
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I can hardly wait "Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating. | |||
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Hi Ash. Looking hot
Thanks MistyPeaks..
I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....
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What's that?....
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Thanks MistyPeaks..
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" I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though
No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!
I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon
You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films
Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes "You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene! | |||
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What we all drinking??
I got home from work about 30 mins ago, and I’ve already polished off two bottles of Kopparberg "Good evening Mr Dan. Sounds like you were a tad thirsty? Well pull up a chair and surround yourself with beautiful birdies. A cocktail perhaps? | |||
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"We're having drinks in our freaky tiki shed so plenty of flamingos here oh & mooching on fab forums too x"Oh welcome to the butterflies
Thank you for joining us and your tiki shed sounds amazing
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I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs…"hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer | |||
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Hi Ash. Looking hot
Thanks MistyPeaks..
I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....
There’s only one thing missing…
What's that?....
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It's too cold "Ash my beautiful friend. The sea is always warm in paradise | |||
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Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes
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Fresh, fab and full of tequila "Oooh tequila shots!!!!! Let’s do it | |||
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I'm positively dangerous when unbuttoned. Do be warned. "I have a hunch that I can take it | |||
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Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes
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Dont let go!!!"I LOVE your new profile pic | |||
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My kind of party "Come on over | |||
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Also, yes to both.
I can hardly wait
Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating.
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I'm positively dangerous when unbuttoned. Do be warned.
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"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.
I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer "Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? | |||
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Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes
You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene!
Dont let go!!!
I LOVE your new profile pic "Just hope lorna doesn't turn up!!! He is almost as tall dark and handsome as me, without my blonde wig! | |||
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I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer
Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? "the comfiest things on earth. I promise you. And I'm saying this as a trainer collector | |||
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"I came here looking for a sensible discussion about Die Hard and its place amongst the best of the festive films. Instead, I have been approached by a number of scantily clad women who all seem to want to argue with me about my views on flamingos. " Hi there | |||
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Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes
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Dont let go!!!
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I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer
Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? the comfiest things on earth. I promise you. And I'm saying this as a trainer collector "Well that is an endorsement I can rely on. Thank you. I will - just for you - go and try a pair
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"Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed
Good evening Mr Shl. Thanks for joining us again and you’re right. Music and cocktails til the early hours. What’s not to like? "My sentiments exactly, and being surrounded by beautiful birdies certainly adds to the pleasure. Brandy and classed as a cocktail? If not I'll have a screaming orgasm | |||
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"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.
I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer
Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? the comfiest things on earth. I promise you. And I'm saying this as a trainer collector
Well that is an endorsement I can rely on. Thank you. I will - just for you - go and try a pair
I have to be honest, I may never recover.
Send birdie resuscitation "Don't do it! Aesthetics over comfort is the hill I shall die on, bogged down on a wintry day in my Manolos. | |||
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"Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed
Good evening Mr Shl. Thanks for joining us again and you’re right. Music and cocktails til the early hours. What’s not to like?
My sentiments exactly, and being surrounded by beautiful birdies certainly adds to the pleasure. Brandy and classed as a cocktail? If not I'll have a screaming orgasm "If you want a screaming orgasm my lovely, there’s one coming right up! I do love one or two of those myself | |||
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"Watched Die Hard a few times, the bit I remember most is when Hans takes Holly hostage, as she is sitting on the floor talking to Hans, as the camera goes from him to her, each time Holly's shirt is unbuttoned and open more so her bra and boobs are revealed "I love that bit too! And I really need to watch it again this weekend. Then it really will be Christmas | |||
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"Hello " Hi Mr Alex. How are you tonight? Enjoying yourself? Cocktail perhaps? | |||
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"Can I have some tea please? Has anyone heard 'last xmas' yet? " Tea coming right up… 2 sugars | |||
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It’s my super-power" it's a good power | |||
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I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… that worked "You got the booby hug! For the win | |||
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