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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know any good riddles

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What goes up when it gets wet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes up when it gets wet?"

brolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the beginning of the end, the end of time and space.I am essential to creation.And I surround every place. What am I?

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

The letter E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The letter E

Damm far too easy

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

what goes up but never comes down??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

You see a £97 shirt, but you don't have any cash, so you borrow £50 from your mum & £50 from your dad = £100. You buy the shirt, you have £3 change, so you give your mum £1, dad £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself. You now owe mum £49 and dad £49, so £49 + £49 = £98 and your £1 makes £99. So where is the missing pound?...... Anyone get this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's black when you get it, Red when you use it, And white when you're all through with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You see a £97 shirt, but you don't have any cash, so you borrow £50 from your mum & £50 from your dad = £100. You buy the shirt, you have £3 change, so you give your mum £1, dad £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself. You now owe mum £49 and dad £49, so £49 + £49 = £98 and your £1 makes £99. So where is the missing pound?...... Anyone get this???"

It's a trick of mathematics because you owe £98 including the pound you still have from the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a missing pound.

You owe £98, and you now have a £97 shirt, plus a £1 coin = £98. Balanced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

me !! .. coz i will wack u over the head if i need my sleep !! .. was that not the answer ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?"

Nothing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?"

Nothing

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

heres one .. wot u gotta do to get into ryans pants ??

pm me the answers and any tips please !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"heres one .. wot u gotta do to get into ryans pants ??

pm me the answers and any tips please ! "

Haha don't wait up for the answers

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?"

Hmmm would it be Jonny by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?"

Jonny

duh!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

booo hiss .. humbugs !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heres one .. wot u gotta do to get into ryans pants ??

pm me the answers and any tips please ! "

Turn up with doughnuts and say you're conducting a survey for Sydney university?

Turn up, bring burgers, have a nice arse and tight jeans, and ask nicely?

Rohypnol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?"

Jonny, presumably?

You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heres one .. wot u gotta do to get into ryans pants ??

pm me the answers and any tips please ! "

Take 'em out of his drawer. We all know he wears flags and onesies, not pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?"

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

donning me onsie from tomorrow !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?

Jonny, presumably?

You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?"

10p and a 1p.

The 1p is not a 10p. Wooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?

Jonny, presumably?

You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?"

One of the coins is a 10p, the other one (that isn't a 10p) is a 1p.

Doesn't say neither is a 10p

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"jonnys mother had 3 children ..

2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?

Jonny, presumably?

You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?"

A two shilling and a penny

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

There is a bag which have 21 blue balls and 23 red balls. You also have 22 red balls outside the bag.

Randomly remove two balls from the bag.

If they are of different colours, put the blue one back in the bag.

If they are the same colour, take them out and put a red marble back in the bag.

Repeat this until only one marble remains in the bag.

are u keeping up ??

What is the colour of the sole marble left in the bag ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Turn up, bring burgers, have a nice arse and tight jeans, and ask nicely?

memory of an elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Tiger Feet and Bhamman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up, bring burgers, have a nice arse and tight jeans, and ask nicely?

memory of an elephant

Sorry. Too stalker-ish?

I tend to retain a lot of what I read, short term, til new stuff pushes it out!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

can i chomp on ur cock ! .. does that work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a bag which have 21 blue balls and 23 red balls. You also have 22 red balls outside the bag.

Randomly remove two balls from the bag.

If they are of different colours, put the blue one back in the bag.

If they are the same colour, take them out and put a red marble back in the bag.

Repeat this until only one marble remains in the bag.

are u keeping up ??

What is the colour of the sole marble left in the bag ?"

Red as there is only one red marble

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a bag which have 21 blue balls and 23 red balls. You also have 22 red balls outside the bag.

Randomly remove two balls from the bag.

If they are of different colours, put the blue one back in the bag.

If they are the same colour, take them out and put a red marble back in the bag.

Repeat this until only one marble remains in the bag.

are u keeping up ??

What is the colour of the sole marble left in the bag ?"

Blue

The blues can only be removed in pairs and there's an odd number of them.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

razor sharp .. like it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's black when you get it, Red when you use it, And white when you're all through with it

Coal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"razor sharp .. like it !!

Me or Rusticles?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

tiger

A donkey travels the exact same distance daily. Strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.

Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.

The donkey is perfectly normal. So how can this be right ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"razor sharp .. like it !!

Me or Rusticles?"

I'm thinking you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tiger

A donkey travels the exact same distance daily. Strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.

Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.

The donkey is perfectly normal. So how can this be right ??"

Does he walk in a circle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

doh !! busted again !

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?"

Coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tiger

A donkey travels the exact same distance daily. Strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.

Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.

The donkey is perfectly normal. So how can this be right ??"

Walking in a circle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"razor sharp .. like it !!

Me or Rusticles?

I'm thinking you

I had to write it down to visualize it.

For each move:

Remove 2 reds, result is -1R in the bag

Remove a red and a blue, result is -1R in the bag

Remove 2 blues, result -2B +1R in the bag.

Blues are only ever taken out in pairs.

I needed paper and a pen to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?"

A spy camera in their bedroom.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

When asked how old he was, Brian replied,

'In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.'

How old is he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When asked how old he was, Brian replied,

'In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.'

How old is he ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn was just about to say that tiger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When asked how old he was, Brian replied,

'In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.'

How old is he ?

12"

(x+2) = 2(x-5)

x+2=2x-10

x+12=2x

12=x

In 2 years 12+2=14

5 years ago 12-5=7

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?"

PPI?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?

PPI?"

Rhohypnol???

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ok here's one. I challenge you not to google it. Answers will be given via pm lol.

I can be sliced and still remain whole and driven yet I have no wheels. What am I???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here's one. I challenge you not to google it. Answers will be given via pm lol.

I can be sliced and still remain whole and driven yet I have no wheels. What am I??? "

Answer submitted

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

This is applies to me

I was born in March but my birthday is in June how ?

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Correct answer submitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is applies to me

I was born in March but my birthday is in June how ?"

March is a place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here's one. I challenge you not to google it. Answers will be given via pm lol.

I can be sliced and still remain whole and driven yet I have no wheels. What am I???

Answer submitted

A golf ball.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Correct wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you multipy all the numbers on a telephone keypad using each number only once what number do you end up with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you multipy all the numbers on a telephone keypad using each number only once what number do you end up with?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women!

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