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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Birthday Buffet Wanted.....

Buffet seems the easiest option but I don't like the usual stodge of flour and fat .....

No sausage rolls n stuff or utter shit like pizza and those VILE deep fried things people get from freezer shops

Suggestions please for feeding tasty dishes..... they don't need to be healthy ... just good food.

TA xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats hilarious

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

hoummous .... you are right !

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

How about a big pan of curry or scouse? Then have cold bits as well?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Oh. Was this a sarcastic/tongue in cheek kind of thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and pineapple on sticks.

Arranged to look like a hedgehog.

Classy is my middle name.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It is EXACTLY as it says.

I want Buffet ideas that don't include pre bought shop shite of saturated fat , salt , sugar , flour and little else.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.

Arranged to look like a hedgehog.

Classy is my middle name."

Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !

I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !

Keep it coming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continental cold meat platter.

Grilled vegetables such as peppers, aubergine, courgette, dressing in olive oil and Balsamic vinegar

Vegetable crudites with dips of tomato puree and Worcester sauce, dark soy sauce and sesame oil and seeds

A few that I can think of.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

cocktail onion

cube of cheese

pineapple chunk

cocktail stick

in a half orange

don't tell everyone as I want to keep it a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It is EXACTLY as it says.

I want Buffet ideas that don't include pre bought shop shite of saturated fat , salt , sugar , flour and little else."

Thats why I initially suggested a home made pan of stuff.

Coronation chicken, prawn vol au vants, quiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.

Arranged to look like a hedgehog.

Classy is my middle name.

Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !

I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !

Keep it coming...."

Cheese and cocktail onions on sticks too.

Kebabs - meat/vegetable or fruit or both

Individual jellies, vodka preferably!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Continental cold meat platter.

Grilled vegetables such as peppers, aubergine, courgette, dressing in olive oil and Balsamic vinegar

Vegetable crudites with dips of tomato puree and Worcester sauce, dark soy sauce and sesame oil and seeds

A few that I can think of. "

oooooooh yeah .... im thinking stuffed peppers now ... Ta Pearl

I'd never eat crude veg tho luv ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge bowl of killer punch.

Nobody will care about the food.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"cocktail onion

cube of cheese

pineapple chunk

cocktail stick

in a half orange

don't tell everyone as I want to keep it a secret"

dam, someone leaked my suggestion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rice of many varieties.

Sainsbury's do crisps that aren't fried or baked, just popped.

cous cous.

Fresh salad with healthy yoghurt dips.

Steamed veg or roasted.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.

Arranged to look like a hedgehog.

Classy is my middle name.

Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !

I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !

Keep it coming....

Cheese and cocktail onions on sticks too.

Kebabs - meat/vegetable or fruit or both

Individual jellies, vodka preferably!"

You were doing so well before ..... what happened ?

Kebab my arse....

When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Continental cold meat platter.

Grilled vegetables such as peppers, aubergine, courgette, dressing in olive oil and Balsamic vinegar

Vegetable crudites with dips of tomato puree and Worcester sauce, dark soy sauce and sesame oil and seeds

A few that I can think of.

oooooooh yeah .... im thinking stuffed peppers now ... Ta Pearl

I'd never eat crude veg tho luv ... "

Dammit now I want cream cheese stuffed jalapenos.

Stupid evening food threads.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Rice of many varieties.

Sainsbury's do crisps that aren't fried or baked, just popped.

cous cous.

Fresh salad with healthy yoghurt dips.

Steamed veg or roasted."

Yum ... cous cous.... yes yes yes

Im ever so glad I asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.

Arranged to look like a hedgehog.

Classy is my middle name.

Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !

I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !

Keep it coming....

Cheese and cocktail onions on sticks too.

Kebabs - meat/vegetable or fruit or both

Individual jellies, vodka preferably!

You were doing so well before ..... what happened ?

Kebab my arse....

When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!"

I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!

Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google is being unhelpful on the correct technique for kebabing an arse.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED.."

im still deciphering ...back in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i go to the chinese supermarket and get lots of dimsums and sauces and put them out on xmas eve

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It is EXACTLY as it says.

I want Buffet ideas that don't include pre bought shop shite of saturated fat , salt , sugar , flour and little else.

Thats why I initially suggested a home made pan of stuff.

Coronation chicken, prawn vol au vants, quiches?

"

quiches...... yessssss broccolli etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a party of my brothers, one of his friends was making very nice home made nibbles, can't remember the exact details, he did things like...

Filo pastry cut into smallish squares, topped with various goodies. Peppers with a dash of balsamic vinegar, blue cheese and olives, whatever you fancy.

Always like brown bread triangles with smoked salmon too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

blue cheese.... mmmmm yes ....

I think it's going to be a lovely evening .....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A chunky salsa - tomatoes, peppers, cucumber and chilli?

Stuff on skewers.

Fondue - it's been years since I saw a fondue.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Try looking at a blue cheese and walnut salad with a dressing on the side so its not soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chunky salsa - tomatoes, peppers, cucumber and chilli?

Stuff on skewers.

Fondue - it's been years since I saw a fondue."

Arses on skewers, apparently.

Ooh fondue. Now I want cheese fondue.

Argh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"blue cheese.... mmmmm yes ....

I think it's going to be a lovely evening ..... "

Think I'm missing some things from those toppings, but you get the idea and could look up sone different ones. Much better home made though!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"A chunky salsa - tomatoes, peppers, cucumber and chilli?

Stuff on skewers.

Fondue - it's been years since I saw a fondue.

Arses on skewers, apparently.

Ooh fondue. Now I want cheese fondue.

Argh!

"
never tried fondue

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Marmite and cheese twists

Devils on Horseback

Pickled quails eggs

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Devils(devilled) Eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny you can’t do party-food without an assortment of home-made volovants and some cheesy dips with celery spears all washed down with a glass or two of Mateus Rose………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe cheese could be a no no if one needs to avoid fat!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I believe cheese could be a no no if one needs to avoid fat! "

I know, I just realised I've suggested a lot of fat. It may be because I've just had a pizza - exactly the sort of food Granny wants to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure if this applies as buffet food but big ham thats cooked however u prfer and is just taken off in slices the people cut themselves. what my mum and now i do if ever feeding a large amount of people. my favorite is ham cooked in but u may not approve x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A buffet's not a buffet without chicken drumsticks. Add bread crumbs to go posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a Golden Dream cocktail (cream, orange juice, Grand Marnier and Galliano) as I type, after a big bowl of prawns in Marie Rose sauce, just waiting for space in my stomach before cooking a juicy steak for me and the pets to share!

Definitely not low fat here!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Bruschetta topped with tomato salsa and mozzarella

Olives

Hoummos

Any tapas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better make Hummus with as much water as possible instead of olive oil, otherwise, it is loaded with calories!

Stuffed wine leaves, they are nice, and perfect finger food. Available in tins in supermarkets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phili chees, pineapple, chopped finely, juice of pineapple, finely chopped onion. Mix and leave to marinate few hours lush xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Gwanny you can’t do party-food without an assortment of home-made volovants and some cheesy dips with celery spears all washed down with a glass or two of Mateus Rose……… "

How very seventies dahlink ! I'll give the Mateus a miss tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a favorite of mine from spain. Grilled aubergines with a splash of balsamic and honey.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I believe cheese could be a no no if one needs to avoid fat!

I know, I just realised I've suggested a lot of fat. It may be because I've just had a pizza - exactly the sort of food Granny wants to avoid."

Noooooooo fat is good. It's the saturated garbage in white flour with no fillings from shops that I won't feed to people.

Have you ever opened a sausage roll or pie ?

Sod all in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the frozen starters that require deep frying are actually quite good, like prawns in filo pastry, butterfly prawns, and any oriental dim sums.

The likes of Lidl's and Aldi's have a good selection this time of the year, just need to choose carefully, that's all.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

to refresh us all .......

NO pastry type pre bought crap ......

all other ideas welcome

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Quavers in a bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to refresh us all .......

NO pastry type pre bought crap ......

all other ideas welcome "

.

OK!

Filled rolls, with egg mayo, tuna mayo, chopped ham and gherkin in a mayo and mustard dressing, chicken Coronation etc...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Quavers in a bowl"

what ? Just any old bowl ?

Where do I get a quaver shaped bowl from ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A bath full of quavers 'd be good ,.,.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

how about doing chilli, lasagna,curry big bowls of rice,and some pitta breads,can make all of these before hand and then reheat,let peeps help themselves

or a big ham,a turkey breast,assorted salads and jacket potatos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to refresh us all .......

NO pastry type pre bought crap ......

all other ideas welcome "

Aah, I misunderstood slightly. I thought you wanted to avoid pastry/bread/etc altogether.

Hence the suggestion of meat or fruit skewers.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"to refresh us all .......

NO pastry type pre bought crap ......

all other ideas welcome

Aah, I misunderstood slightly. I thought you wanted to avoid pastry/bread/etc altogether.

Hence the suggestion of meat or fruit skewers."

I sort of DO want to avoid it altogether but don't mind home made THIN pastry that is to hold a good filling.

Shop stuff is ALL pastry with some flecks of protein drowned in a flour based panada

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cube beetroot, and cook with balsamic vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. Bruschetta with goats cheese and balsamic onion toasted under the grill is yummy and bite size frittata (sp) with chorizo, baked in a 12 cup mini sandwich tin.

Shy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cube beetroot, and cook with balsamic vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. Bruschetta with goats cheese and balsamic onion toasted under the grill is yummy and bite size frittata (sp) with chorizo, baked in a 12 cup mini sandwich tin.

Shy "

lush idea

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cube beetroot, and cook with balsamic vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. Bruschetta with goats cheese and balsamic onion toasted under the grill is yummy and bite size frittata (sp) with chorizo, baked in a 12 cup mini sandwich tin.

Shy

lush idea"

Thank you, I love cooking and am in my element trying out new recipes.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I haven't tried it yet, but was in a Turkish Restaurant the other week an had feta cheese and spinach wrapped in filo pastry - they had deep fried it, but it would be just as tasty baked :0)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"How about a big pan of curry or scouse? Then have cold bits as well?"

and for those funny veggie types..

a pan of blind scouse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Ritz crackers or poppy and sesame seeds thins, add one of the following:

A King prawn topped with Marie Rose sauce then topped with a few lumpfish roes

Smoked salmon topped with a dill sauce made with half and half of creme fraiche and mayo, then topped with a few lumpfhis roes.

I like to use both orange and black roes to make them look pretty on a plate, however, orange ones are harder to come by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rice of many varieties.

Sainsbury's do crisps that aren't fried or baked, just popped.

cous cous.

Fresh salad with healthy yoghurt dips.

Steamed veg or roasted."

What's a popped crisp when it's at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different salad options, there are heaps on google.

Duchess olives! yumyum!

A selection of cold meats and cheeses

baby potatoes in a nice herby oil

Sea food selection

oh, and my favorite.... pickled eggs

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

can i come? i hate usual buffets blahhhh tasteless crap, nasty pastry, revolting runnish like black pudding. never touch them lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birthday Buffet Wanted.....

Buffet seems the easiest option but I don't like the usual stodge of flour and fat .....

No sausage rolls n stuff or utter shit like pizza and those VILE deep fried things people get from freezer shops

Suggestions please for feeding tasty dishes..... they don't need to be healthy ... just good food.

TA xxx "

A good qaulity Antipasti is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!

I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!

Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents."

And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Get pitted dates, fill the cavity with cream cheese and top with a walnut half.

Celery with cream cheese or peanut butterspread into the cavity then chopped into bitesize pieces is good too.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!

I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!

Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.

And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring...."

If Heineken made hit men ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quail eggs, with chilli salt dip.

Buggers to peel though, however, very tasty.

They can also be fried, then drizzled with some dark soy sauce and sesame oil. Very tasty cold.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I haven't tried it yet, but was in a Turkish Restaurant the other week an had feta cheese and spinach wrapped in filo pastry - they had deep fried it, but it would be just as tasty baked :0) "

Boreks - my favourite. I think they are better hot than cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borek - filo pastry with feta cheese and parsley, served hot, yum!

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

And if you are looking for a dessert salted caramel profiteroles. A lot of work but worth it imho.

Shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!

I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!

Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.

And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....

If Heineken made hit men ........ "

Ooops.... Hides in the supermarket party selection pack aisle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A n y sexy people on here ? zxc

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!

I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!

Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.

And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....

If Heineken made hit men ........

Ooops.... Hides in the supermarket party selection pack aisle.... "

That chipolata looks raw .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....

If Heineken made hit men ........

Ooops.... Hides in the supermarket party selection pack aisle....

That chipolata looks raw ....... "

You should take better care of your clitoris....

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