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"Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi? Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner? " I can dig that. | |||
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"Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi? Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner? I can dig that." Maybe it will grow on you? | |||
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"Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi? Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner? I can dig that. Maybe it will grow on you?" But I do love those who post in an intellectually and sarcastic way.......do you want to go out for a pint? | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday." Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday." It's true love. I'm missing Qatar v Ecuador for it. | |||
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"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser. " And the romantics amongst us? | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers" I don’t know how you type so clearly and eloquently with all those werthers originals in your mouth! | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers" Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair  | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers" To be honest nice I can’t see you in any elasticated! | |||
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"The roots of love grow all around "I scatter my seed !  | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?" Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds | |||
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"The roots of love grow all around
I scatter my seed ! "But not in public? | |||
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"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser. And the romantics amongst us?" Je les baise aussi ne t’en fait pas. Brace yourself | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers I don’t know how you type so clearly and eloquently with all those werthers originals in your mouth!"  | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds " Nice. | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers I don’t know how you type so clearly and eloquently with all those werthers originals in your mouth!" practice  | |||
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"The roots of love grow all around
I scatter my seed ! "Do you plough the fields and scatter your good seed on the land? | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi ft cards value of at least 50 pounds " When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds " M&S or S&M? | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair "I'm never going to buy a pen again  | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi ft cards value of at least 50 pounds When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards" On the plus side I get a 10% pay rise next year for which I thank those who a contributing to that? | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair
I'm never going to buy a pen again "Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive.....  | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi ft cards value of at least 50 pounds When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards" That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first. | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds M&S or S&M?" It can only be m&s during this cost of living crisis | |||
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"The roots of love grow all around
I scatter my seed !
Do you plough the fields and scatter your good seed on the landing strip? "As often as I can | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi ft cards value of at least 50 pounds When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first." If you mash the spuds no one will know. Cream mash......lovely | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers To be honest nice I can’t see you in any elasticated!" thank god for that | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair
I'm never going to buy a pen again
Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive..... "tell me about it. I keep a ready supply of oiled up, fit young men who carry me up and down stairs when required  | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair
I'm never going to buy a pen again
Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive.....
tell me about it. I keep a ready supply of oiled up, fit young men who carry me up and down stairs when required "I need to get some of those! I hope they have strong intervertebral discs | |||
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"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair
I'm never going to buy a pen again
Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive.....
tell me about it. I keep a ready supply of oiled up, fit young men who carry me up and down stairs when required
I need to get some of those! I hope they have strong intervertebral discs "I would take vinyl LPs | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi ft cards value of at least 50 pounds When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first." You should see what she does with chips. | |||
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"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday. Congratulations can I be a Paige boy? Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi ft cards value of at least 50 pounds When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first. You should see what she does with chips." In an air fryer? | |||
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"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser. And the romantics amongst us?" Fuck, with a cuddle afterwards. | |||
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"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser. And the romantics amongst us? Fuck, with a cuddle afterwards. " A cuddle with cuddle after it? | |||
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