FabSwingers.com forum: What chocolate would you use as a weapon

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me a tolberone sharp corners .

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Me a tolberone sharp corners .

Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar (850g) that bad boy can inflict some pain

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Maltesers to send my enemy rolling.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A frozen chocolate orange...

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

chocolate dildo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snickers. They would lose fighting spirit and relax.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"A frozen chocolate orange..."

segmenting on their face on impact. Good choice

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Maltesers to send my enemy rolling."

Or freeze them and use a bamboo as a pee shooter type launcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nun-chuk kit kats

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Yorkie bar after being in the fridge...hard!

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Don't mess with me when I've got a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tubs of chocolate

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Thanks for the reminder bought some out of date ferrero rocher turn out to be awful haven't thrown them out as was keeping the case .but yes would be good as a weapon

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Cadburys cream egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North/Blackpool

"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??"

I love them

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

A lindt 90% cocoa bar. Those are pretty hard a brittle. Snap it into sharp shards and stab away.

Did you know that the Aztecs used to make a ritual drink made from cocoa and human blood? They used to give it to their sacrificial victims just before they cut their hearts out and presented them to the sun god. Just gimme that old time religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??

I love them "

If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North/Blackpool

"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??

I love them

If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you. "

Ooo thank you

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??

I love them

If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you. "

I love 'em too. Very difficult to stop eating when you get started.

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Definitely Kit Kats. Stick them in the freezer and then in between your fingers and you could be wolverine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrero Roche, just be launching them at people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??

I love them

If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you.

I love 'em too. Very difficult to stop eating when you get started."

Me too, had some strawberry ones last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revels, the coffee and the orange ones!

Revolt them into submission!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

It’s Gotta be a quadruple crunchy. A nice crunch on the face

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

A bounty! Seems that people hate them so much that just one glance will send them packing! No need for violence

Then I’ll eat it in 2 bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkie they’re rock solid aren’t they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A frozen chocolate orange..."

lmaooooo

you win

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Galaxy - vile, oily and bland. Best used to make any attacker sick.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The Milky Bar Kid is strong n tough... I'm with him

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Daim bar. You could seriously bludgeon someone with that

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By *loveturfMan
over a year ago

Your bedroom

Twix two up the nose game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curly wurly

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A frozen chocolate orange...

segmenting on their face on impact. Good choice

Chocolate cannon ball!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Two After Eights, stuck together and rotated at at 90º to each other, then frozen: would make a deadly ninja shooting star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd force feed them Kinder Eggs and Kinder Buenos. A bucket full of grim right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me a tolberone sharp corners .

Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar (850g) that bad boy can inflict some pain"

Especially when kept in the fridge.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I'd force feed them Kinder Eggs and Kinder Buenos. A bucket full of grim right there

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

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By *randytime100Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Scolding hot chocolate right to the face

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Force feed ex lax, chocolate laxatives.

Say no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd force feed them Kinder Eggs and Kinder Buenos. A bucket full of grim right there

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yes! Grim grim grim grim....and did I say grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scolding hot chocolate right to the face

Imagine a chocolate death mask! Could be a new 'thing' for Halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I could do some damage with a cream egg. Or reeses would be ideal if my enemy happened to have a nut allergy.

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

A multi pack of freddo

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Finger of fudge I understand it has a profound effect on dogs and maybe work on humans..

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I'd force feed them Kinder Eggs and Kinder Buenos. A bucket full of grim right there

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yes! Grim grim grim grim....and did I say grim

Kinder Buenos are amazing though!

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By *randytime100Man
over a year ago

gloucester

"Scolding hot chocolate right to the face

Imagine a chocolate death mask! Could be a new 'thing' for Halloween

I think your on to something !! I want 50% for making your creative juices flow

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By *randytime100Man
over a year ago

gloucester

"Finger of fudge I understand it has a profound effect on dogs and maybe work on humans.."

I hope the profound effect isn’t from personal experience hahaha

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Cocao powder dust storm, you will end up with instant bronchitis and will not be able to breath.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I'm going with a frozen double decker!!!

You can hit hard with it or make them eat it ,that shi t gets right in your teeth!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Blind them with a Flake

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Cadburys cream egg "

Please do not remind me about Cadbury cream eggs. Having seen a broken half a ton pallet fall about eighty feet and hit concrete floor

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Whack to the back of the neck with a Tony's Chocoloney - those things are chunkier than Big Daddy - then, while he's disorientated, rub Bendick's Bittermints into his eyes.

This advice brought to you by the Wonka School of Sweet, Sweet Self-Defence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boost chocolate bar. I’ll take it as a sort of placebo hoping it gives me superhuman energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&Ms

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Two family packs of Mars bars one in each hand target's head in the middle

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yorkie out the fridge.

The mr

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Dark chocolate because its harder, cooler and smoother

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

dudley

"A frozen chocolate orange..."
in a football sock for maximum impact.... I saw the forum post and I just knew I would find you here

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Something that contains nuts, as some fucker is bound to be allergic so it adds +1 to the weapon damage and maybe a DOT component

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A frozen chocolate orange... in a football sock for maximum impact.... I saw the forum post and I just knew I would find you here "

Who's the daddy?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I reckon I could do some damage with a cream egg. Or reeses would be ideal if my enemy happened to have a nut allergy. "

Frozen Brazil nuts from a selection box, launched from a catapult.

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