FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, what’s the biggest…..

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

……. object that’s ever been up your front bum?

Love and Peace

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A penis.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum

Or some other grammatically correct sentence.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A penis.

Mrs"

Ah, a vanilla swinger

Rex

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I can say a baby because she was stuck - had to push her back up again to get her out of the sun roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of pepsi max

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum

If it went up then it must come out surely?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A speculum. Possibly. Oh and a Christmas bauble

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I can say a baby because she was stuck - had to push her back up again to get her out of the sun roof! "

that hurt my front bum thinking about it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A can of pepsi max"

Was it chilled?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A speculum. Possibly. Oh and a Christmas bauble

A speculum with a Christmas bauble on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of pepsi max

Was it chilled?

"Chilled, for her pleasure"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A 10 lb 1/2 oz baby came out of it x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A can of pepsi max

Was it chilled?

"Chilled, for her pleasure""

Just for the taste of it

……. oh wait, that’s the wrong cola

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m going to go with baby as well.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A 10 lb 1/2 oz baby came out of it x"

Yes, but what’s the biggest thing that’s been up

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after

We would all like to see the photo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis. "

10/10 effort though lemon head, must have been a real dark horny day that one!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis. "

Did you get splinters?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Coming out; a huge baby head.

Going in; a hand, but it didn't go all the way in.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after

We would all like to see the photo please

Its in my private gallery

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis. "

I had to scroll up to see who this was. I'd thought about using mine as an infertile object, but the thought of splinters put me off.

Glad I didn't now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum

Is this where we post guesses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of pepsi max"

Had it been in the fridge?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A speculum. Possibly. Oh and a Christmas bauble

Speculums are quite slim until they're opened.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Does a uterus with huge fibrous count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a speculum during a hysteroscopy. Felt like it was opened extra wide!

Nell

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Coming out; a huge baby head.

Going in; a hand, but it didn't go all the way in.

Did the hand have sausage fingers?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A Pringles tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Pringles tube

Fuck offffff really?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A Pringles tube

Fuck offffff really?

Yeah, bucket fanny this one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after

No salad dressing required

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after

We would all like to see the photo please

Its in my private gallery

Inbox explosion

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Does a uterus with huge fibrous count? "

Surely that’s out and not in?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Probably a speculum during a hysteroscopy. Felt like it was opened extra wide!

Nell"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A Pringles tube

Once you popped you couldn’t stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Pringles tube

Fuck offffff really?

Yeah, bucket fanny this one

At least you know you could take big Harold

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A Pringles tube

Once you popped you couldn’t stop?

Exactly

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A Pringles tube

Fuck offffff really?

Yeah, bucket fanny this one

At least you know you could take big Harold

I’d be scared!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A Pringles tube

Once you popped you couldn’t stop?

Exactly

What flavour were they?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A Pringles tube

Once you popped you couldn’t stop?

Exactly

What flavour were they?

BBQ

(disclaimer - never actually happened)

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after

No salad dressing required

Exactly, there was plenty on it already

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A Pringles tube

Once you popped you couldn’t stop?

Exactly

What flavour were they?

BBQ

(disclaimer - never actually happened)

Takes BBQ Pringles out of his shopping trolley and puts back on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock,I've lived a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone lost a glove puppet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The surgeons hands probably

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh and a Christmas bauble

Okay, I simply have to see your Christmas decorations next month.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"A Pringles tube

What flavour pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend's cock......he is well endowed ladies.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A head.....x

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

In: a cock

Out: a particularly large queef

- Xeno

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

A budwiser bottle large end first after a d*unken bet with my mr. I won. Took a bit of time but i got there in the end

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

"A head.....x"

Elaborate please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A head.....x

Elaborate please

Of a penis

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

"A head.....x

Elaborate please

Of a penis

Haha….phew!

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By *harlie_poppyCouple
over a year ago

Fairford

Both of my husband's fists. It took a lot of work and patience but was worth it.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Both of my husband's fists. It took a lot of work and patience but was worth it. "

Great work you two

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