FabSwingers.com forum: Old sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In for a penny in for a pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't make 'em like they used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut you mouth and give your arse a chance

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's the thought that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many fucks spoil the brothel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep doing that and you'll need to buy a labrador

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Its not the coff that carries u off

Its the coffin they carry u off in

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By *alisburycplCouple
over a year ago

Salisbury

One up the a...,is better than two in the bush!

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By *igger2012Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

You'll have someone's eye out with that!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

They broke the mould,

when they made me.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Stop crying or ill give you something to cry over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't sweat much for a fat cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the old ones are the best eh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Put wood in't hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easier said than done

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Were you born in a barn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep your hand on u penny

u make a better door than a window

if the wind changes your face will stay like that

and fav

if u don't stop crying i will give you something to cry for

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By *tumpy guyMan
over a year ago

dewsbury

its donkeys years old

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By *rbadguy64Couple
over a year ago

bangor

Never eat yellow snow

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Shut you mouth and give your arse a chance "

shouldn't that be the other way round Ben ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You'll laugh on the other side of your face in a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it never rains but it pours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont come running to me when u break ur leg

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

fart and give us a clue love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter wouldn't melt

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It'll drop off and you'll go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

expect nothing you wont be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops i am a gonnereeha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes around comes around !!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

who care who wins..

they your own teeth or are you breaking them in for someone..

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Nice to see you, to see you nice!

Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My grandma used to say, in answer to the question, "What's for tea?", "A jump to the cupboard door and a bite off the knob".

In these days of swinging this has a whole new meaning for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's counting?

Who's "she"? The cat's mother?

Children should be seen and not heard.

Ask yer father/mother

Don't say "what", say "pardon"

Better than a kick up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat your crust, they'll put hairs on your chest.

I'm never sure why I should have wanted hairs on my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crusts*

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Eat your crust, they'll put hairs on your chest.

I'm never sure why I should have wanted hairs on my chest

I was told crusts made your hair curly.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Don't swallow your chewing gum. It'll stick to your ribs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat your crust, they'll put hairs on your chest.

I'm never sure why I should have wanted hairs on my chest

I was told crusts made your hair curly."

That didn't work for me either.

I clearly had defective crusts.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Never mind I did it.

If I put my hand in the fire - Would You?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Dont do what I do, do what I say

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

[Removed by poster at 16/12/12 10:41:20]

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Eat your crust, they'll put hairs on your chest.

I'm never sure why I should have wanted hairs on my chest

I was told crusts made your hair curly.

That didn't work for me either.

I clearly had defective crusts."

I already had curly hair which I hated so that saying made me not want to eat my crusts even more!!

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By *kip123Man
over a year ago

Barry

You dont look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two in the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two in the bush

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Park your arse.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

[Removed by poster at 16/12/12 10:51:32]

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

You cant make a silk purse out of a pigs ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat your carrots they will make you see in the dark. Fine until I opened my big mouth and said that to a blind child who replied " no point me eating them then is there' oops

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Two in the bush "

I wouldn't mind that, if I had one!

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By *peedypeteMan
over a year ago

derby

Its not a gun in my pocket I am just pleased to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never a truer word spiken in jest.

Out of the mouths of babes

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

Act your age, not your shoe size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My in laws come with some sayings which leave me and the kids goggling at each other .

Such as Mother forced her pig and he died ???

And Don't cut off your nose to spite your face ??????

The one that really cracks me up is when one of them has a bad encounter with someone posh , they mutter " she was acting like her shit don't stink "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turd in the hand is worth a poo in a bush

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Don't tar me with the same brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the wind changes, your face'll stay like that!"

Ah, my Nan was such a charmer....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

""If the wind changes, your face'll stay like that!"

Ah, my Nan was such a charmer....

Did we have the same nan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pull the other one son

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

as black as nookies knocker...

il go to the foot of our stairs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If the wind changes, your face'll stay like that!"

Ah, my Nan was such a charmer....

Did we have the same nan

Was yours called Lottie? If so, then yes.... mind you, my Nan did like travel.... always wondered why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Sayings come to mind:

The sergeant wakes up the men with the cry

"Hands off cocks and on with socks"

and

2 Ladies speaking about the town they live in

"Eastbourne is so posh the Seagulls fly upside down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its nice to be important but its important to be nice

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

You can kill two birds with one stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to the hand.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Too cold for snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't hear you will feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about -

Their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three's a crowd (fortunately)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every now and then I hear Slut say 'ohh my giddy aunt' or 'oh jesus mary wept' if something bad happens like touching the oven tray.

So we started talking about the old sayings and not been spoke about for a bit so thought we would add a few.

My fave is "fuck me sideways"

Id love to see that.

Do you remember your mum saying to you 'youve made your bed now ly in it'

Chance were they made the bed when we was out playing.lol

Blokes you must remember being told 'stop playing with it, it will fall off' still makes me laugh.

Dont sit so close to the telly or your eyes will go square. Well that was a lie.

You's remember anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it black as newgates knocker....ger cha !

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Couldnt organise a fuck in a brothel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Jim,please could you fix it for me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie me kangeroo down sport.

For the quote above lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jim,please could you fix it for me.......

I'm useless at DIY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk to the hand."

Because the shadow isn't listening.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

They don't make knicker elastic like they used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make hay while the sun is shining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't over egg the pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make hay while the sun is shining. "

You've put that Catatonia song with "make hay not war" in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone touches your soul always let them touch your ass too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Where ta going??

' off ta see a man about a dog'

' there n back ta see how far it is!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a saying but what the hell.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the incredible winky wanky bird,

With his eyelid attached to his foreskin,

So when he winks he wanks

And when he wanks he winks.

And could the lady in red please stop throwing sand in his eye.

It's not big and it's not clever.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

You can't eat your cake and have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things to see, people to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it."
cock ring?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come running to me, if you break your legs.

antwacky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ on a bike!

You don't get out much....

Your mother must be so proud...

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