FabSwingers.com forum: When I say Amsterdam what do you think

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Bitterballen

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Oil paintings of sex aids

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By *4G-GBBukCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Canals

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Van Gogh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windmills? Dont know, Ive never been

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Bicycles

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Sore legs and empty pockets

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By *itty_gizmoCouple
over a year ago

Mordor

Sex museum and Anne Frank's House

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Ajax fc

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Tulips around my cock.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Cheese

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Canals, museums and “interesting” cafes

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Red Light District

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

A little mouse with clogs on..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Duce Bigalow

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

How long the plane takes to taxi to the airport

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Canals, bicycles and the ding ding of the trams.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Penis museum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips and Mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total Football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long drive ahead of me!

I never get to go into the centre only the airport!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The theme to Van der Valk

Now you've all got it stuck in your heads, too

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Ganja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tulips

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Anne Frank

I was there a couple of weeks ago, the smell of not cigarettes hit me, quite unpleasant

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Chips and Mayo

Belgian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A river blocked by 'amsters

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Nothing But Thieves

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Northern lights hash

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Tulips and Edam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being 19 and like a kid in a sweet shop

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

KLM

Rutger Hauer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song by The Dreadnoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey.

As in a real one. In the hotel room next to mine. At 5 in the morning.

LOL

Some lads from Glasgow were staying in room next door and course they "hit town" with a vengeance. They ended up in the 'real' redlight district, not just the "for the tourists" bit and they'd found this donkey - yes... available for hire to, ahem, use.... and nicked it and brought it back to their room.

Cue utter chaos when they got evicted by the hotel's staff, along with the donkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tee shirt shops and the persistent smell of stale urine

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

The book of Film The fault in our Stars as she goes to Amsterdam to meet the righter.

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

bowden

Cobbles, Pilsner, windmills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tulips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People having a liddle shmoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Van Gogh Museum and long queues to get in.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mice.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Amsterdam

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

A tourist visit to the Rijksmuseum and seeing "The Night Watch" by Rembrandt van Rijn is my most abiding memory of Amsterdam.

It's a brilliant museum and you could easily lose all day in there, like we did !

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

nowhere near as good as was 25 years ago

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

About 3 hours ago!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"nowhere near as good as was 25 years ago"
I was there in 1980 was fantastic. Been in 2019 still enjoyed . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing a whitey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tourist visit to the Rijksmuseum and seeing "The Night Watch" by Rembrandt van Rijn is my most abiding memory of Amsterdam.

It's a brilliant museum and you could easily lose all day in there, like we did !"

Yes, I agree!

Lucy

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bicycles ...

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Bridges, tulips and rubbery cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitterballen"

Omg they are amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Frank, canal, ex getting bike stuck in tram track..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"A little mouse with clogs on.."

Where?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Tulips

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The flower market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W33d

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Frozen canals in the winter.. markets and the smell of cinnamon from the bakeries.. that's my childhood memories I've been back as an adult completely different haha

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Great weekend recently only marred by bizarre chance encounters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Heineken Experience = even if you're a staunch teetotaller the, often harrowing, story of the Heineken family is worth hearing. Fascinating place.

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By *eece38Man
over a year ago

bangor

Bull dog bars

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

P&O ferries 2 for 1 for £70, sail Friday night, get stoned sat day, arrive home Sunday morning.

The mr

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’ve never been, so maybe the book, The Miniaturist

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Canals, tourists, tourist prices, beggars and pick pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice long stoned walks..

canal tours just as the lights go on in the evening..

Tony’s chocolate for her

It’s been too long since we’ve been

Mr x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Manneken Pis Damrak - fantastic chips with mayo or many other choices of sauces. There are many similar but this is the one people queue for.

The architecture, truly beautiful which is the best thing about Amsterdam.

The Anne Frank museum, very thought provoking.

The canals -amble alongside them for miles and hours!

The station is a thing of beauty.

You can’t forget the bikes, the sex workers, the Condomaire, the cheese

The memorials to sex workers are totally worth seeing as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John David Washington,

Margot Robbie,

Christian Bale.

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

melkweg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping in Westerpark for 3 days unseen in the long grass with 8gs of

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By *iss FuegoWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat - Macedonia

Amsterdam Centraal - getting the train to other (nicer) Dutch cities

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Coffee

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"A little mouse with clogs on.."

This!

Where?

There, on the stair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap dildos

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Amsterdam Centraal - getting the train to other (nicer) Dutch cities"

Leiden was my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canabis cafe's and lady's sitting window bays

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Boterkoek

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

eveninks and morninks I drink warninks

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Definitely the Greenery

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By *iss FuegoWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat - Macedonia

"Amsterdam Centraal - getting the train to other (nicer) Dutch cities

Leiden was my favourite

Good choice

Will be there next week as it happens

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mary Jane, and not Peter Parker’s girlfriend

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Canal Street

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Flowery decoration on a piano (Tulips on your organ).

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Canals, cafés, museums, and everything being nicely within walking distance.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shmoke an a pancake

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Powys

Getting kissed by a tramp while I waited for my little brother to come out of a food shop…….. a long story

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Cup cakes, flowers, riverboats and window shopping

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Scousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was camping on the beach by The Hague and was just laying there smoking a splice and my tent began shaking and I heard a helicopter. I looked out and it was the police telling me to move on, some giy waving me to go. So i went in the forest close by.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Chips & mayo

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"nowhere near as good as was 25 years agoI was there in 1980 was fantastic. Been in 2019 still enjoyed . Xx"

we go most years sometimes 2 or 3 times a year as friends over there too its nothing like it was

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

Van Gogh

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

An amazing experience with a very nice Cuban lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokes and pokes

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Well I just watched Euro Trip the other night so Lucy Lawless and the clapping monkey

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By *onmacMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Sex, drugs and rock n roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doors cafe yellow submarine space cakes and the 20 euro specials how I miss the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best 22 hr ferry from hull the galaxy hotel then the Hans bremmer hostel o fuck those memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 hr haha smoked too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a Tripel beer and watching life at night in a bar by the canal.

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Weed and the red light district

We’re hopefully going in February

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Alfred Hitchcock's "Foreign Correspondent".

Watched it for the first time only yesterday - it's set in Holland, and is damn good.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Canals, bicycles and funny smelling cakes.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anne Frank's house

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

between your legs

Weed and red lights

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Windmills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weed, sex, bikes and flowers.

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Weed

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By *hooter2482Man
over a year ago

Torquay

CAKE!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Shipol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy standing in windows lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wacky baccy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

American Facism

Max Bygraves

Richard Ashcroft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"American Facism

Max Bygraves

Richard Ashcroft

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

A small bar just outside of the red light district..

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ajax

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Da Sweet sweet sensimilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Achey holes lol

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"A little mouse with clogs on..

This!

Where?

There, on the stair!

Well I declare!

Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair

Oh yeah!

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

The alleged cupboard anne frank hid in, been to the museum. Fuckers a 2 up 2 down annex building, built on the side of her dads factory. How the fuck the Germans didn't find her sooner, i have no idea

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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago

Stornoway

Was there in 1975 with my wife, our first year of marriage, the wife very turned on by the ladies of the night in the Windows. Got very turned on by the dominatrix winking and beckoning at her. It was after that we started using the contact magazines. So whenever I think of Amsterdam the mental picture of the dominatrix dominates my thinking.

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By *inkn12Man
over a year ago

tenerife

Smoking legally

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Go for bike right

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By *iss FuegoWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat - Macedonia

Pilots

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Baskets with money in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hen weekend.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hen weekend.

"
oooo a specific weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hen weekend.

oooo a specific weekend

Was a joint one with my best friend so it was a weekend of epic proportions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time i took mushies and spend an hour trying to hurdle a kerb..

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