FabSwingers.com forum: Talk dirty to me.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want your most filthiest talk.

Come on let me have it!

You filthy buggers.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I haven't washed my car in about a year and you could leave messages in the dust on the dashboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't washed my car in about a year and you could leave messages in the dust on the dashboard.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Im partial to a bit of dirty talk.

Gets me everytime.

It's a difficult one to put down in words, you have to feel the moment and how the participants are feeling too. It doesn't work if it's a one way thing. Otherwise it can be a bit bordering on abuse. Knowing your play partner is a good start and what they like.

Not to get away from a good session of filth is always fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mould in shower grouting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Scrubbing the floor around the toilet that a lot of boys use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrubbing the floor around the toilet that a lot of boys use"

Now I have 3 brothers, I bet our toilet floor was filthy growing up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't washed my car in about a year and you could leave messages in the dust on the dashboard.

How are we friends?!

MrWho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro"

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain’t doing the washing up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Yeah, you like it when I talk dirty don't you, you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Just opened up a PC from a house full of smokers, the fan and heatsink are disgusting

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I haven't washed my car in about a year and you could leave messages in the dust on the dashboard.

"I'm a detailer" is the new one around here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

In Spanish is incredibly offensive, just for your information

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

See now I want to know what it says lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

See now I want to know what it says lmao "

Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a well known UK retailer's lorry and it was in dire need of a wash. It was filthy.

Indeed someone had written with their pre-wettened finger...

"THIS IS NOT JUST DIRT... THIS IS M&S DIRT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a white horse fell over in some mud.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

See now I want to know what it says lmao

Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you "

You on a wind up lol. It’s barely edging on a bit mucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

See now I want to know what it says lmao

Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you

You on a wind up lol. It’s barely edging on a bit mucky "

Personally I didn't think it was filthy enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?

Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?

Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard

What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?

Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard

What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word

Well that improves it in my eyes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

The thread title encouraged it. I thought it did sound nicer in Spanish to be fair though I'd have no clue about the grammar. But Google translate seemed to manage fine.

BTW, this was a tongue in cheek thread and I was expecting comments about mud and things that needed cleaning, which did happen.

Surely we aren't going to lynch people for doing what the thread asked are we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?

Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard

What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word

Well that improves it in my eyes!!!! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?

Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard

What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word

Coger and chupar, my favourite Spanish verbs.

Apologies, we digress

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

PW, would you like to mud wrestle in our garden? It's a tad chilly, soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PW, would you like to mud wrestle in our garden? It's a tad chilly, soz

Chilly means erect nipples... I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it. "

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honestly, a woman wants someone to talk dirty to her and all hell breaks loose, in the wrong way!

What's a woman to do???

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Honestly, a woman wants someone to talk dirty to her and all hell breaks loose, in the wrong way!

What's a woman to do???

Break out the Dettol and wash some mouths out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro

Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude

No, but it sounds better Spanish than English

See now I want to know what it says lmao

Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you

You on a wind up lol. It’s barely edging on a bit mucky

Personally I didn't think it was filthy enough.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

I’m now a bit concerned. I sent a message to my Spanish colleague saying her pussy looks nice on her WhatsApp pic (pic of her cat) but used Google translate to post into the message to try and ..you know…make an effort with the language

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.

So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.

Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?

Is there a better option that isn't so bad?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Gatito

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google translate knew what was meant. Already knew the c word in Spanish. Just needed help with rest!

On the other hand my dogs paws were disgusting after her walk earlier...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cueva

Cuevita

Flor

Partes privados

There you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.

So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.

Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?

Is there a better option that isn't so bad?

Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google translate knew what was meant. Already knew the c word in Spanish. Just needed help with rest!

On the other hand my dogs paws were disgusting after her walk earlier..."

Well if you say that to a Spanish woman I can tell you you won’t be getting any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.

So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.

Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?

Is there a better option that isn't so bad?

Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.

Noted, hopefully we will all learn from this.

Maybe someone should inform Google translate too?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.

So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.

Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?

Is there a better option that isn't so bad?

Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.

Conchita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not intenting to use it as a chat up line lol in Spain nor any where else!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.

So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.

Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?

Is there a better option that isn't so bad?

Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.

Noted, hopefully we will all learn from this.

Maybe someone should inform Google translate too?

To be fair, Google Translate is very often wrong. You should see the old cobblers our students get out of it!

Spanish has a lot of nuance and it's not the same between Spanish-spanish and LatAm Spanish. One word can be fine in one place but really rude in another.

Coger, for example.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Anyway, dirty. My wheelchair wheels in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say

You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...

Google translate seemed to be okay with it.

Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words

Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.

So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.

Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?

Is there a better option that isn't so bad?

Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.

Noted, hopefully we will all learn from this.

Maybe someone should inform Google translate too?

To be fair, Google Translate is very often wrong. You should see the old cobblers our students get out of it!

Spanish has a lot of nuance and it's not the same between Spanish-spanish and LatAm Spanish. One word can be fine in one place but really rude in another.

Coger, for example. "

Very well put, I’d thought you’re a Spanish teacher by the looks of it

Coger in Spain means grabbing something and latam means fuck (and not even in all countries of LatAm)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

There's one or two native Castilian speakers on here.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I haven't washed my car in about a year and you could leave messages in the dust on the dashboard.

How are we friends?!

MrWho "

You're more than welcome to come and stay anytime mate!

*just bring a sponge......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one or two native Castilian speakers on here."

Maybe...coño is used widely in Spain in a friendly and jocular way.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's one or two native Castilian speakers on here.

Maybe...coño is used widely in Spain in a friendly and jocular way."

Leo Blooms' mind is muy sucio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one or two native Castilian speakers on here.

Maybe...coño is used widely in Spain in a friendly and jocular way.

Leo Blooms' mind is muy sucio

Triste pero verdad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a dildo in the local charity shop today. £1.50. Not often you get deals like that. I decided to name him Roberto and ran back with him to my massive mansion. I opened the pantry which is in my 9 bedroom mansion, and grabbed the luxury M&S olive oil and seductively slid open the cutlery drawer to retrieve my finest Tesco silver tablespoon. I slowly measured out 5ml of the oily oil which was oily in texture and then massaged Dylan like it was his first time with a grown woman. I did ask for consent first, because I didn't want him to think I was too forward. I took the sea salt, and grinded it slowly over his purple shaft. I did this in my big mansion. And then I shat on him.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ve not long emptied my cats’ litter tray.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I found a dildo in the local charity shop today. £1.50. Not often you get deals like that. I decided to name him Roberto and ran back with him to my massive mansion. I opened the pantry which is in my 9 bedroom mansion, and grabbed the luxury M&S olive oil and seductively slid open the cutlery drawer to retrieve my finest Tesco silver tablespoon. I slowly measured out 5ml of the oily oil which was oily in texture and then massaged Dylan like it was his first time with a grown woman. I did ask for consent first, because I didn't want him to think I was too forward. I took the sea salt, and grinded it slowly over his purple shaft. I did this in my big mansion. And then I shat on him. "

*boner.

BRB..........

Winston

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I once saw a well known UK retailer's lorry and it was in dire need of a wash. It was filthy.

Indeed someone had written with their pre-wettened finger...

"THIS IS NOT JUST DIRT... THIS IS M&S DIRT" "

On a similar theme, my favourite on the back of a dirty van is;

“If my wife was this dirty, I’d be at home”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Darling You Win!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unexpected plot twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shat myself and watched on as the diarrhoea slowly dribbled down my legs and now merged with my toe jam.

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