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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A Farley's Rusk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Peace & quiet

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Sex. Just over a month

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Cheese on toast, I'm hungry.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sex...

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


""

Been out for a curry or had a boogie Night At Home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good night's sleep

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Full nights sleep

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By *im67Man
over a year ago

London

Unusual for me a bollocking from my boss

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Tracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

Also, flaming hot cheetos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.

Define ages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blowjob to completion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *itty_gizmoCouple
over a year ago

Mordor

Two men

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By *aitingstillMan
over a year ago

East of Cork

Sex….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

And any Decent sleep

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Chinese food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kit Kat finger that's just chocolate winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/11/22 20:24:05]

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sex and sleep are winning,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent hairline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piles.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hair, a winning lottery ticket and dry weather.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

A takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Considering the platform... there's a distinct lack of sex.

My issue is sleep so, let's fuck, then you can stroke my back till I drift off. Its a win win, no?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart


"Unusual for me a bollocking from my boss "

You’ve probably just jinxed yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as others, sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage.

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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

A date night.

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By *im67Man
over a year ago

London


"Unusual for me a bollocking from my boss

You’ve probably just jinxed yourself "

I know they don't bother me anyway they go in one ear out the other lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Lesbian sex.

Ruby

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

My hair dyed like since before covid so I caved and I’ve the dye to do it over the weekend complete change can’t wait. Boo

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A nice wee city break ...

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By *hrops56Man
over a year ago

Telford

A blow job

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By *igjim69Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

To eat a nice cream pie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex or a snog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex or a snog. "

No way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shreddies

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A banana sandwich x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

5min x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and a good night's sleep.

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#youknowwhoyouare

Also, flaming hot cheetos."

You better wash your hands before putting them anywhere near someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An uneventful day!

T.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

A Mr Whippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pie, mash and liquor.

Think I'll have it delivered for lunch tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

Sex

Oh

And

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clootie dumpling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weekend away

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A rant about men.

Oh wait!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Ben and Jerry's ice-cream the cookie dough variety (be)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I haven’t had a disappointing Fab meet in ages. They’ve all been lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rant about men.

Oh wait!

"

I can point you to a few other posts that may slake your thirst for same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A cocktaip by a pool.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Alcohol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

sex

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Well for a swinging site, it looks like we're a sorry shambles of shit when it comes to getting the humpybumpy

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Sex"

That must be your choice I am sure.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Eggs...I really fancied egg and chips, but couldn't get any.

Tonight though all that changed.

I now have eggs!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Chocolate "

I’m eating chocolate right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate

I’m eating chocolate right now."

Seriously pfffftttttt

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Fish and chips,

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Some genuine excitement

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Coke float til I made myself one yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate

I’m eating chocolate right now."

Same. Got a bunch of Lindt chocolate for my birthday recently and now quite well stocked

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Not sure what sex is anymore so am going to say:

Beans on Toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motorbike

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Strawberry Jam

I’m confused why so many couples here have not had sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good fuck

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

A BBQ smoked tomahawk steak

C

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Obviously sex but other than that Weetabix

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

A lie in

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

An undisturbed night's sleep

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A Farley's rusk

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I haven't read a newspaper for 3 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold or Flu or any similar type snot/cough/sneeze type illness.

Last one was 2016... touchwood.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"A cold or Flu or any similar type snot/cough/sneeze type illness.

Last one was 2016... touchwood. "

They changed the name to covid didn't you hear ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *eece38Man
over a year ago

kingston

Good cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty night away.. one booked tho

Mr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hangover

Hoping to keep that run going!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A date night, definitely overdue.

Mrs

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Toblerone

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

A holiday 100% after Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spangles

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

A naked night with two likeminded couples drinking Prosecco, eating popcorn and strawberry quality streets

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A texan bar

What this sex everyone keeps mentioning?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Just below this topic, on the forum list, was a thread called 'Morning Sex'. So...that.

I feel seen. It's been over a year.

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A 32 inch waist

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Blimey, so many going without sex and good sleep. You poor people, especially those without sleep!

I feel quite lucky that mine is just holidays and motorbikes I am going without.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A BJ

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

A sunshine holiday

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sex……decent sleep……lasting happiness….. plenty of spare money……inspiration……. motivation…….fitness……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luck

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A breakfast naan

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A KitKat™.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

New pussy

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Anal sex.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Pulled pork

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I load of cum down my throat

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A glass of proper champagne.

A proper cup of hot chocolate made in a velvetiser thing. The last time I drank that was in a café in Montmartre with Mr N our daughter and her husband. It was one of the best times

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A pay rise

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A harem of 5 ladies (2019 was such a great year )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

Money

Rock n roll

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Toad in the hole

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A Bubble bath

Only got a shower

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

The pleasure of another man's wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Wagon wheels

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

A good night’s sleep ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soak in a hot tub...

That's what I would love right now. Hot babes welcome to join!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A dead Lois

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By *ood Time RMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

Someone rubbing there pussy in my face…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Someone rubbing there pussy in my face… "

I’ll grab the cat

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

A really good handjob

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A bj to completion (2017 was the last time)

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

An honest day's work

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sex

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A cheeky finger

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

Someone else cook dinner for me. . .

Always tastes better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mouths on me at once...it's literally been a frickin lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suet pudding

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A full night's sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A squirter

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Christmas dinner

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Snowball fight

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

A tan it faded way way way to fast

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By *ary666Man
over a year ago

pembroke

A good blowjob that ends in a facial

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By *ralextacyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Head.... no one seems to want to oblige giving or receiving

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

A pint in a pub...

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

A really nice Indian takeaway

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Take away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

And a battered mars bar

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

A day off to actually do something I want.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A day off to actually do something I want."
throw a sickie Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Savings !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Nut November, so…

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

Define "ages"

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Churros

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Sex also, same as most replying

Chinese takeaway with female friend

Meal out with female friend

Note female friend having family problems. Due to serious illness

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Oh right!

It wouldn’t accept references to my early childhood, so?

Things I haven’t had in ages?

Malibu and pineapple !

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Holiday

Spare funds

Sex

Pizza

Outdoor wee

No backache

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Fish and chips but I’m craving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really nice E

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Fish and chips but I’m craving "

Your better off without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A social life

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog .

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

More than 4 hours sleep a night !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pickled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A social life "

They're overrated

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

The heating on....

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Any marbles, I lost them ages ago.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Snow

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Teasing a guy's arse with a dildo

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Hot hotel sex

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

A sleepover

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

A sherbet fountain

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By *aydeeMan
over a year ago

MK

Sex. Unbelievable but true.

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