FabSwingers.com forum: Top tips for keeping warm

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put some clothes on! Most of you are wearing negligee at best!

What are Your top tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

I fail to see the connection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

I fail to see the connection?"
phew i might get a right hook if you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleece sheets, hoodies blanket, electric blanket and 7hour flask. Sometimes you just got to let it hang op

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Running on the spot and if you do it naked, the cock swinging back and forth can warm your thighs

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

if money is tight go to a Wetherspoons buy a coffee stay for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

I fail to see the connection?phew i might get a right hook if you did

Naa, I would just stand still and tell you to run into my fist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a Lady Wank, soon get warm then

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Go to ten Downing Street and pretend you are staff, and walk around with some a4paper and a pen bin your hand. The turn around of staff has been so great over the past few months nobody wil know if you are supposed to be there or not!

Mind you might catch some god awful Tory disease or worse get spotted by real people and never be able to live it down

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I was so cold at the weekend I went for a drive just so I could sit on the heated seats

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d like a nice man to come lie in top of me for a few hours

that should keep us both warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

I fail to see the connection?phew i might get a right hook if you did

Naa, I would just stand still and tell you to run into my fist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub yourself all over with horse liniment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re naked

Keep you’re bloody socks on

Feet warm body warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum the stairs… got a proper sweat on

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wear extra layers with hat and scarf.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Put the heating on. It works even if you're wearing a negligee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open up a lama amd climb inside

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Put the heating on. It works even if you're wearing a negligee

As an ex building site worker and biker, I don't really feel the cold.

*rushes off to buy a negligee

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Put the heating on. It works even if you're wearing a negligee

As an ex building site worker and biker, I don't really feel the cold.

*rushes off to buy a negligee

Ace, if you get one please post pictures

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Have your pussies sit on you..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Put the heating on. It works even if you're wearing a negligee

As an ex building site worker and biker, I don't really feel the cold.

*rushes off to buy a negligee

Ace, if you get one please post pictures

And we'll do our best to get you to No. 1 of the hot pics.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have your pussies sit on you..

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think of the scratches

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Accidently drop a pan of hot tomato soup down you, worked for me earlier..

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Big jumper and dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have your pussies sit on you..

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They do, if I get cold, I throw another cat on!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

House has never been cleaner and never had so much home cooked food in years. I only stop moving when it’s time to get under a big thick quilt

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fire.

It's hot stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"House has never been cleaner and never had so much home cooked food in years. I only stop moving when it’s time to get under a big thick quilt "

On my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a small fire in the kitchen

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Move more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move more

Make me

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Not cold at minute but as soon as I do I get into bed

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By *orny Harry6999Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"if money is tight go to a Wetherspoons buy a coffee stay for a few hours "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Move more

Make me "

I’ll give you a head start … off you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping Jacks

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

"Put some clothes on! Most of you are wearing negligee at best!

What are Your top tips?

Have a friend on your friends list who has access to a hot tub and willing to share it, just saying

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

What's wrinkled and smells like ginger?

Fred Astaire's face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move more

Make me

I’ll give you a head then feed you cake and baileys hot chocolate

Please and thanks

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Put some clothes on! Most of you are wearing negligee at best!

What are Your top tips?

Have lots of hot drinks ...and sex

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Walking across hot coals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put more hot water in your garden bath!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Put more hot water in your garden bath!"
you tub of hot water you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put more hot water in your garden bath!you tub of hot water you mean?

Nope an actual bath in the garden

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Take an ice bath. It's true, honest!

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Wantage

Grow out your leg, toe, privates, back, belly, chest, facial, head hair to unfathomable lengths, then use that hair to knitt yourself a onesie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a piss actually helped warm me up loads

Altho my pants smell of gingers now tho

And biscuits?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I just set fire to my sofa, getting well toasty now

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just set fire to my sofa, getting well toasty now

I have a spare leather one I'd been using as gate of all things.

Was meant to see it's days out with a guy upon it!

Weather and a lack enthusiasm meant no fire, no guy and a sofa I have to get medieval on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put some clothes on! Most of you are wearing negligee at best!

What are Your top tips?

Just be practical , dress for the elements, totally depends on the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiggle your toes haha. Learned that when I was in goal playing football from a young age

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

I've not taken my big coat off since I got in from the school run this morning. The kids are in thermal pj's and I keep all the doors shut to try and keep heat in the rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get an oodie , I got one the other week and it keeps you so cozy

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I set fire to next doors house its a win win as hes a twat so he’s now having to move and the heat was lovely for a few hours overnight

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Reading the thread i should probably have just punched him and bought a onesie??

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Reading the thread i should probably have just punched him and bought a onesie??

I feel your local constabulary would agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get an oodie , I got one the other week and it keeps you so cozy

Pic for proof please and thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoodies and fluffy socks.

If it gets really cold rum helps.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Hot showers help me. Also I turn all the heating off except for the room I’m in and keep thermostat just 1-2 degrees above stone cold house temp. It behinds to feel really warm at 12-13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn when to open and close curtains - and have thermal curtains or blinds behind them.

Go for a walk or run.

Good slippers.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Get a oodie x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I put the heating on

Joking aside the heating is on as I have my grandson here at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fire to house

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m in the full blown menopause so I’ll take all your cooling gear, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleece bedding, wear an Oodie and hot water bottles x

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Another vote for oodies, best present ever, never out of it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in the full blown menopause so I’ll take all your cooling gear, please

I'm cool...and available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the price hikes in energy people will go back to candles..... if they get cold they will light them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the heating up full

Dance round the house naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexcapades are the best way to stay warm , body heat works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put some clothes on! Most of you are wearing negligee at best!

What are Your top tips?

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put the heating on or the fire sorted

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