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By *pontanious3 OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

just having a laugh with a mate and wondered what your thoughts were ?

"is Santa , technically a burglar ?" lmao !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he could get done for breaking and entering but not burglary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa possibly violates animal cruelty legislation when he harnesses poor Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen to his heavily toy-laden sleigh and makes them fly all over the world in just one night….

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

He cant be a burglar, cause he delivers stuff not take it away, and if you have left your fireplace open then he cant get done for entering either

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By *pontanious3 OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

a ha !..but he takes the milk and mince pies !

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Which are left out for him, that's like offering the builders a cuppa then ringing the police to report them for theft once they drink it!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a ha !..but he takes the milk and mince pies ! "

Which you have left out for him with a note

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By * pool 1Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

No he is a giver not a taker !!

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

We spend all year putting the fear of god and perverts into kids . . . And then we tell em its good to go sit on the knee of a stranger, let him pat and cuddle you and gve you a present!

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe


"a ha !..but he takes the milk and mince pies !

Which you have left out for him with a note"

If the mincing pies and milk are left out for him surely that makes it a sting operation ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stranger that tip toes around a kids bedroom leaving presents then eats and drinks your mince pies and booze before disappearing for a year.....sounds like a jeremy (spawn of satan) kyle episode.

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