FabSwingers.com forum: Is a posh wank…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London & Europe

Yep

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I thought a posh wank was when Hippy didn’t spill any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought a posh wank was when Hippy didn’t spill any

How very dare you, as if I would spill any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah usually after a shower you feeling horny saves the mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom. "

Why do you ask and do you want video evidence?

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom. "

I've wanked into a sock to avoid a mess...is that a warm wank?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I remember doing posh wanks when I first heard about them long ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s when I wear a suit and polish my shoes before I start.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

between your legs

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom. "

Yep sure is lol

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Nope, I let my seed spray far and wide as nature intended

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London & Europe

"I remember doing posh wanks when I first heard about them long ago lol"

That's it... it's not something I've ever done regularly, but when I first heard about them I had to give it a try

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s a spice girl thing.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I had a NotSoPosh wank once.

What's a condom?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

My question is simple...why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My question is simple...why?"

Less mess apparently…..

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a spice girl thing."

Instructions unclear. Wanked with chilli powder

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom.

I've wanked into a sock to avoid a mess...is that a warm wank?

Poor man's posh wank

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom.

I've wanked into a sock to avoid a mess...is that a warm wank?

Poor man's posh wank

Ah, the ole fucksock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to knock before entering a closed door op

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I thought a posh wank was when Hippy didn’t spill any

How very dare you, as if I would spill any

Very posh!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London & Europe

"My question is simple...why?

Less mess apparently….."

That and because I'd never done it before

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom.

I've wanked into a sock to avoid a mess...is that a warm wank?

Poor man's posh wank

Ah, the ole fucksock..."

I'm sure most of us have done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wipe it on a handkerchief instead of the curtains.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s a spice girl thing.

Instructions unclear. Wanked with chilli powder

Foolish!

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By *ohnny_hopkinsMan
over a year ago

somewhere close

Done it once. Felt really weird. Dick went proper limp after like I'd just killed it

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a spice girl thing.

Instructions unclear. Wanked with chilli powder

Foolish!

I could hardly wipe the tears from my eyes

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom.

I've wanked into a sock to avoid a mess...is that a warm wank?

Poor man's posh wank

Ah, the ole fucksock...

I'm sure most of us have done it "

I've never understood the wanking into a sock thing, surely you don't put your cock in a sock and begin wanking, right?... You'll just get a friction burn, won't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a posh wank was when I raised my little finger as I did it

NBVN x

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By *ohnny_hopkinsMan
over a year ago

somewhere close

"I thought a posh wank was when I raised my little finger as I did it

NBVN x"

Suits you ma'am

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I think I last did this when I was about 17?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a posh wank was when I raised my little finger as I did it

NBVN x

Suits you ma'am "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a posh wank was when I raised my little finger as I did it

NBVN x"

Er no posh ladies use their little fingers when they “do it”

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"A real thing?

As in, wanking into a condom.

I've wanked into a sock to avoid a mess...is that a warm wank?

Poor man's posh wank

Ah, the ole fucksock...

I'm sure most of us have done it

I've never understood the wanking into a sock thing, surely you don't put your cock in a sock and begin wanking, right?... You'll just get a friction burn, won't you? "

I was much younger and concerned about stains being found. No friction burns though

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Wanking into a condom is a middle-class wank, at best.

A posh wank is into a soggy biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanking into a condom is a middle-class wank, at best.

A posh wank is into a soggy biscuit."

What about cock and sock?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Wanking into a condom is a middle-class wank, at best.

A posh wank is into a soggy biscuit.

What about cock and sock?"

Cock and a sock, good working-class stock.

Splash on a rat, lumpenproletariat.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I just 'googled' "posh wank" and the results came back as "Eton Masturbators". Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an expensive wank but yes. I did it when I was a teen to get used to finishing in condoms haha

Good times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's an expensive wank but yes. I did it when I was a teen to get used to finishing in condoms haha

Good times..."

Got for free as a teen. Second time was during the pandemic

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I always thought a posh wank was with your left hand?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought a posh wank was with your left hand?!?

No that's just to make it feel like a handjob! And spoiler alert, handjobs are never good!

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Isn’t it how Boris an Rishi used to secretly greet each other?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

A greeting from a cornish forumite in a ball gown?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I always thought a posh wank was with your left hand?!?

No that's just to make it feel like a handjob! And spoiler alert, handjobs are never good!"

Nope. Proper blowjobs are the future

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I always thought a posh wank was with your left hand?!?

No that's just to make it feel like a handjob! And spoiler alert, handjobs are never good!

Nope. Proper blowjobs are the future

This is a wise woman.

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A posh wank... Letting the butler do it for you...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I always thought a posh wank was with your left hand?!?

No that's just to make it feel like a handjob! And spoiler alert, handjobs are never good!

Nope. Proper blowjobs are the future

This is a wise woman."

Wise? Im not sure. Experienced to know better? Definitely

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I always thought a posh wank was with your left hand?!?

No that's just to make it feel like a handjob! And spoiler alert, handjobs are never good!

Nope. Proper blowjobs are the future

This is a wise woman.

Wise? Im not sure. Experienced to know better? Definitely

Wisdom is experience plus the intelligence to learn from it, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It certainly is lol

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I think the majority of guys try it when they first hear about especially younger guys.

i know i did and it was *Spolier alert* .....shit

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Could it not be in a cashmere sock, or something?

Some of us are allergic to condoms.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Never done it myself personally, so couldn’t tell you.

The mr

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

More mess as you’ve got a condom to dispose of now haha

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Yes. and is also very helpful when administering a cold hand, warm hand handjob in temperature play

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Never heard of it although I have been called posh many times

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