FabSwingers.com forum: It's the little things...

By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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That really bug me. I need to vent, feel free to join in! You will feel better for getting it off your chest

Open here, that doesn't. Grrrrr

Broken headlights on people's cars

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Letting a vehicle pass, and they don't wave.

Get in the bin. C*nt!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Turning right at a junction and the nob behind you thinks they're faster so pulls out and edges into highflow traffic and gets their don't give two-fucks on

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Letting a vehicle pass, and they don't wave.

Get in the bin. C*nt!"

I like to give a little flash at this time of year

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I like to give a little flash at this time of year

It's a bit chilly for that is it no?

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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I like to give a little flash at this time of year

It's a bit chilly for that is it no?

You are right of course, and the old bill tend to frown as i whizz by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone holds a door open for another and they just walk through without taking over or saying thanks. Especially boils my blood if it's a kid who was being polite and an adult is rude enough to that.

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"When someone holds a door open for another and they just walk through without taking over or saying thanks. Especially boils my blood if it's a kid who was being polite and an adult is rude enough to that. "

This and the bargers, who can't wait for anyone else. I am starting to feel better already

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Why cant they get all the sugar inside the packet ffs

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Dawdlers and people walking glued to their phones so they aren't looking where they are going. Just get out my fecking way; I've got places to be!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Dawdlers and people walking glued to their phones so they aren't looking where they are going. Just get out my fecking way; I've got places to be!"

Or you get a family unit: mam, dad and two kids all holding hands walking four abreast taking the whole pavement up.. I mean what is that about?

Really?

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You what really grinds my gears adults who ride their bike on the pavement even when there is a cycle path.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise in general.

People in general.

The world in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noise in general.

People in general.

The world in general."

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

People eating with their mouths open, smacking their chewing gum, Rude people, people riding bicycles on the pavement, or those who ignore the highway code ( you're on the fucking road rules apply to you too!) ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noise in general.

People in general.

The world in general."

Oh dear!

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Why do bra straps slide off your shoulder, imperceptibly slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do bra straps slide off your shoulder, imperceptibly slowly

This!!! Drives me mad!

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"That really bug me. I need to vent, feel free to join in! You will feel better for getting it off your chest

Open here, that doesn't. Grrrrr

Broken headlights on people's cars

Here's me thinking that this thread was going to be all about my little willy

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Shamelessly back, bumping my own thread. But I need to tell you how much I hate it when someone gets coffee grounds in the sugar!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Shamelessly back, bumping my own thread. But I need to tell you how much I hate it when someone gets coffee grounds in the sugar!

I’m with you on that one. It’s like leaving toast crumbs in the butter, grrr !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people in queues also useless letters like the late U and E in queue, so pointless!

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Other people in queues also useless letters like the late U and E in queue, so pointless!"

Do you think if we took them out, U and E would have a good time?

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Shamelessly back, bumping my own thread. But I need to tell you how much I hate it when someone gets coffee grounds in the sugar!

I’m with you on that one. It’s like leaving toast crumbs in the butter, grrr ! "

Too true, my biscuit just fell in my brew!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Shamelessly back, bumping my own thread. But I need to tell you how much I hate it when someone gets coffee grounds in the sugar!

I’m with you on that one. It’s like leaving toast crumbs in the butter, grrr !

Too true, my biscuit just fell in my brew!

butter in the jam with the buttery crumbs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

OP not all little things are bad

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Muppets using fog lights when it’s not foggy - and invariably driving around with no lights on when it IS foggy

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I hate that twatty aggressive hand signal old men make when they let you out at a junction! It gives me the ick.

Like a pointy gesture with their whole hand - accompanied by a stern face!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"That really bug me. I need to vent, feel free to join in! You will feel better for getting it off your chest

Open here, that doesn't. Grrrrr

Broken headlights on people's cars

Or replace them with too bright ones that blind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who bitch about the little things...get a grip, there's bigger problems in the world

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Dawdlers and people walking glued to their phones so they aren't looking where they are going. Just get out my fecking way; I've got places to be!"

Especially at zebra crossings at the last minute without even taking a single look first

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"I hate that twatty aggressive hand signal old men make when they let you out at a junction! It gives me the ick.

Like a pointy gesture with their whole hand - accompanied by a stern face! "

Oh no! I do that!

I thought it just meant "after you"

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Shamelessly back, bumping my own thread. But I need to tell you how much I hate it when someone gets coffee grounds in the sugar!

I’m with you on that one. It’s like leaving toast crumbs in the butter, grrr !

Too true, my biscuit just fell in my brew!

butter in the jam with the buttery crumbs"

You just tipped me over the edge!

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"People who bitch about the little things...get a grip, there's bigger problems in the world

Makes you feel better though, admit it!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Shamelessly back, bumping my own thread. But I need to tell you how much I hate it when someone gets coffee grounds in the sugar!

I’m with you on that one. It’s like leaving toast crumbs in the butter, grrr !

Too true, my biscuit just fell in my brew!

butter in the jam with the buttery crumbs

You just tipped me over the edge!"

I never started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who bitch about the little things...get a grip, there's bigger problems in the world

Makes you feel better though, admit it!

I never admit to anything, I'm innocent till proven guilty...

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

My neice putting spice jars back on shelf when there's sod all in them

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Why can they not make the perforation on the toilet roll work properly!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"Why can they not make the perforation on the toilet roll work properly!"

Are you using a well known brand?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Cuntish people being cunts, but me expecting them not to be!

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Cuntish people being cunts, but me expecting them not to be!

Out cunt them...I love the game of who's the cuntiest

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In a supermarket. The twats who abandon their shopping trolley right next to the staff member stocking shelves from the stock room basket, then look at you with disgust when you move it out of the way to get past, of don't even apologise for doing it.

Cunts!!

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Today lots of little things are really annoying me...recycling left on the side 3 feet away from the bag it goes in...

A never ending washing basket...a pile of washing waiting for the new tumble dryer to be delivered later...

Empty loo roll

Cat in my bed so can't make it...all that was within 5 minutes of being up...

Also this time of year a pet hate Also...yeah bah humbug

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

When you've just wiped you arse after a crap and you let off a massive fart, meaning you have to wipe it all again.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Wide pavement, extremely wide pavement, I'm in a hurry, five people, FIVE! spread out, walking slowly in my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who get board and bored mixed.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"When you've just wiped you arse after a crap and you let off a massive fart, meaning you have to wipe it all again."

Sounds more like a shart than a fart

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"When you've just wiped you arse after a crap and you let off a massive fart, meaning you have to wipe it all again.

Sounds more like a shart than a fart "

Just traces, but you know it'll wreak havoc with the undies put on nice and clean this morning...

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

On the subject of car lights, when one or both is fixed on "full beam".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn around and say ‘you’re welcome’ so they can hear me

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"That really bug me. I need to vent, feel free to join in! You will feel better for getting it off your chest

Open here, that doesn't. Grrrrr

Broken headlights on people's cars

Oh don't get me started on failing headlamps! I'm afraid I do have some empathy with these folks as my car has now been off the road for 8 months because Vauxhall have been unable to manufacture the right part to make my headlamp work

But I fully feel your irritation!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Cuntish people being cunts, but me expecting them not to be!

Out cunt them...I love the game of who's the cuntiest

I do love this game! I am the cuntiest person I know, theres no low I won’t bow to, but it would be nice to be proved wrong for once!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Packet of crisps half filled with air.

You end up eating 2 packets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

They're just everywhere lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’re running, and a couple are walking towards you, but no one moves so you have to either stop or run in the road

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

People that yawn really loudly, the street doesn't need to hear you!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When you’re running, and a couple are walking towards you, but no one moves so you have to either stop or run in the road"

Be brave and shoulder barge them out of the way

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Cuntish people being cunts, but me expecting them not to be!

Out cunt them...I love the game of who's the cuntiest

I do love this game! I am the cuntiest person I know, theres no low I won’t bow to, but it would be nice to be proved wrong for once!"

When in the right cunty mood (me right now) it perks me up instantly...challenge accepted...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"On the subject of car lights, when one or both is fixed on "full beam"."

You mean when someone hasn't replaced the bulb correctly so it's set at the wrong angle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that yawn really loudly, the street doesn't need to hear you! "

People that sneeze loudly

People that eat loudly

People that breathe loudly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"People that yawn really loudly, the street doesn't need to hear you!

People that sneeze loudly

People that eat loudly

People that breathe loudly "

Yes, just people being loud in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly giggly people. I’m just talking to you , why are you giggling. Can you not use words?

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

People who can't speak properly, for example using double negatives all the time.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Car orientated again but, those who flash their lights to say thank you for letting them pass. Cheers I’ll just be blind for the rest of my drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chomping and sniffling....I literally have to leave the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who queue in McDonald's then get to the ordering point and haven't decided yet what they want

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Chomping and sniffling....I literally have to leave the room. "

This must be where I go wrong with the ladies.

*Adds note, when performing oral, no chomping....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I go to the cinema for an afternoon show and someone else decides to watch the same film at the same time. Why? There are 10 other bloody time slots. This was to be my time to have the hall to myself.

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