FabSwingers.com forum: What type of torture would break you the fastest

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me tickling my feet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality tv

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Off tune singing.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh easy.

Someone telling me they want to tell me something. Have something to tell me.

And then they don't.

For a good hour.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ant & Dec on a constant loop replay....

Can't stand those two twats!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Kiss FM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Reality TV on loop

Please Noooooo

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Dentistry. Marathon Man style

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

The comfy chair is by far the most horrendous of torture instruments !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A blow job whilst my boobs are played with

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Water boarding

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Teeth, eyes and violin played badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People making a mess and I'm not allowed to clean up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water boarding "

I tried to post a water boarding photo on my profile but it got rejected for being "too rude"

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

A room full of messy rope and badly tied knots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat Infront of a reality TV program hosted by ant and Dec whilst watching tik toc and being shown cringe social media influencers whilst pretending an Instagram model is a profession whilst listening to a vegan podcast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat Infront of a reality TV program hosted by ant and Dec whilst watching tik toc and being shown cringe social media influencers whilst pretending an Instagram model is a profession whilst listening to a vegan podcast"

That would pretty much send anyone insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would pretty much send anyone insane

If this tactic was used on criminals I'm sure crime rate would go down 50%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little paper cuts whilst listening to anything by Lewis Capaldi.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Rain on the roof of my campervan

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Getting up this early for work

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

"Kiss FM"
never listened to it but guessing it’s worse than spending half an hour in Fibre nightclub in Leeds?

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Having to listen to Adele, not sure I'd make it past the first song

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"Getting up this early for work

Consider yourself lucky, I've had a lie in today

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

That's someone's dream job right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Songs by ed sheeran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toss up between a face to face interview with Piers Morgan or being stuck in a traffic jam with a black taxi driver on a cold rainy night. I lasted £21 on the meter before I got out and thanked him and said I'd walk. I realised then. That's why there's a dividing screen. I have tried 3 times since and each time within minutes of the driver talking crap Brexit/Hardship/Golf/Politics, you name it they have an opinion on it that you don't want to hear. If I was mayor of London I would take that knowledge badge away. Your a black cab driver, why the fuck have you got Google maps! Grrr! That's me broken writing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that involves pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trumps face on a loop .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose hair removal with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toss up between a face to face interview with Piers Morgan or being stuck in a traffic jam with a black taxi driver on a cold rainy night. I lasted £21 on the meter before I got out and thanked him and said I'd walk. I realised then. That's why there's a dividing screen. I have tried 3 times since and each time within minutes of the driver talking crap Brexit/Hardship/Golf/Politics, you name it they have an opinion on it that you don't want to hear. If I was mayor of London I would take that knowledge badge away. Your a black cab driver, why the fuck have you got Google maps! Grrr! That's me broken writing this

Bit racist fella white drivers are just as bad

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

locked in a room with my mother in law and having to listen to her racist bigoted narrow minded little englander shite

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Being in a cluttered room with people talking over each other would do it.

Mrs

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Anything involving

cum touching me

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Songs by ed sheeran"

That would b my heaven!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Whilst I still had they it would have been being made to witness torture of my cats.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

That's someone's dream job right there

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yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put in isolation, l was thrown in al capones tiny punishment cell in Alcatraz and locked in for a joke and totally lost it, pitch black and 3 foot wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being forced in to reading every post on fab forums

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Being forced in to reading every post on fab forums"
omg you love it

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Being forced to drive a Vauxhall

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Being forced to drive a Vauxhall "
especially insignia (DPF)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Songs by ed sheeran

That would b my heaven!

Your heaven my hell opposites attract

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Another heaven for me! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

To answer the original question think it would b tied to a chair and made to watch in a slaughter house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone chomping or constantly sniffling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep deprivation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensory deprivation

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

30 seconds of Loose Women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having sex for 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone chomping or constantly sniffling.

Absolutely this. Especially when they smack their lips when chewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was asked to do any form of decorating.

I’d happily take waterboarding over a paint brush.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Any form of genuine torture would break me very quickly.

A light hearted joke torture that would break me would be having to watch Gogglebox on repeat... Even worse would be having the narrator narrate my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water boarding "

I have done this. Bit is not the worst thing I've done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post orgasm torture. Makes Mr.G freak out and squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant break sand

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

L’il Wayne playing a guitar solo… or Kanye west singing Bohemian Rhapsody …. Or 20 secs with a ‘social media influencer’ who thinks its a job or any reality tv ‘celebrity’ bunch if talentless fuckwits… my names Jade and Ive had a baby…. Thats worth 10 series if TV - ffs lots of women have babies they just aren’t attention seeking arseholes.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Being stuck in a room with a really mouthy aggressive dumb woman (

Disclaimer smart women are also available but for the purpose of this rant dumb women, also applies to dumb men. No dumb people where harmed in the making of this rant.

Dumb being a generic term used for stupid people and in no way aimed at anyone with a learning disability just so we are clear)

The type of person who says percific instead of specific and so on.

Loud aggressive in your face ,sense of entitlement zero manners and respect.

Put me in a room with her and I'll tell you anything, I'll break immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily the fastest but being in the place I've worked for the past 5 years has certainly broken me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sat on by HUGE people

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Being made to change a duvet cover would do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being sat on by HUGE people"

This can be arranged!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Caffeine deprivation.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The things ace ventura did on ace ventura when nature calls

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

No sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare I say being made to re marry my ex wife ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making me listen to Céline Dion while making me watch fast and furious 9 simultaneously

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Making me listen to Céline Dion while making me watch fast and furious 9 simultaneously"

Or any fast and the furious movie.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Just the threat of torture and I would give in

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

That's someone's dream job right there

yours?

Golly gosh no thank you. I quite like my current job

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Not letting me sleep, although they’d be sorry because I can be right grumpy!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Someone eating near me. If they were eating with their mouth open I would tell them anything to stop.

Then if they just started making slow mouthy lip tongue noises I would bite my own tongue off and hopefully bleed to death fairly quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A low droning hum, with dripping water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to Katie price talk about politics. Would give up immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my nipples tortured. Just something about it that completely destroys my resistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Any daytime TV or radio show.

-any metallica album in the last 15 years.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Any threat to harm my children

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Someone getting the words of Bohemian Rhapsody wrong....

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

Playing Mariah Carey/ Celine Dion

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By *rixon11Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Kiss FMnever listened to it but guessing it’s worse than spending half an hour in Fibre nightclub in Leeds?"

Fibre nightclub music is truly fckn Horrendous

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As a SM I’d enjoy it a bit, as well as try and pick up some new techniques or tools.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Anything to do with my nuts being smacked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I go into a new bar a chorus of d*unk lads singing WonderWall breaks out and I have to leave, until there are no bars left,,,

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By *ean and carolineCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

Being made to untangle christmas tree lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to the ball and chain moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss left careless whisper blaring in his office with the door locked and left for 3 hours. It almost broke me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Sweet Jesus, that’s cause for a tribunal, surely? My resignation would have been slipped under the door there and then.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Chris Martin and Michael Buble break me instantly

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