FabSwingers.com forum: The least sexy part of sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have a meet but it can't all be sexy!

What's the least sexy part for you? Mines the classic undressing in a rush and being clumsy like a silly sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get "fanny farts"

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

The farty air sound

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Attempting to put some nice lingerie on, only to fall over several times and need help.

Definitely not sexy.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clean up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casually cleaning up so you carry on with sliding everywhere...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The clean up ??"

Assuming its after orgasm I think it's fine for the sexiness to take a break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handing over the cash?

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

When she’s watching you get dressed and your toes get stuck in your pants and you end up on the floor

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Definitely the fanny farts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positive HIV result on the bedside table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handing over the cash?"

They really need like comment functions cause that would get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady’s farting it’s faf but you both end up laughing so much kills the mood

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hoping around on one foot, bollock naked trying to get the last sock off

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

With himself...it's all part of sexy sex and "embarrassing" or "unsexy" moments just add some laughter

. As for fanny farts - you pumped them there so tough

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handing over the cash?

They really need like comment functions cause that would get one

I would respond with a witty comment if I understood what you were saying?

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

The removal of socks is a killer

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Ibs flare up

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

When you find out the person had sweetcorn for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ibs flare up"

Really?

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Taking your shoes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady’s farting it’s faf but you both end up laughing so much kills the mood

But falling asleep hugs cuddles after worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a condom on while trying to keep the fun going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst viewing the camera roll on the pictures taken by hubby and you realise you left your socks on!

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By *redzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Laying there in pleasure as theyre trying to get dressed awkwardly so then i start to dress especially if its silent

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By *loveturfMan
over a year ago

Your bedroom

Putting fresh sheets on the bed night before and looking at them when your finished

all messed and wet

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Trying to find somewhere to park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The walk of shame..........in the rain being grinned by the milkman

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

The apology…. A world record??? Fastest ever???? Well that’s a positive isn’t it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The softly spoken words don’t worry it happens sometimes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get "fanny farts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting cramp in my leg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving is always a bit awkward. Ok cheers then, bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remembering someone's actual name and not the fab name you know them by I bet is high up on the list....

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pulling the condom off afterwards..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expensive meal bill beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expensive meal bill beforehand

sounds like prostitution..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expensive meal bill beforehand

Just use the savers menu! Tight ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving is always a bit awkward. Ok cheers then, bye. "

Doesn't need to be. I favour leaving with a lingering kiss.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving is always a bit awkward. Ok cheers then, bye. "

I usually slip out whilst my beau is snoring........better that way

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

The clean up after her intense orgasms make her knock the bedside cabinet contents flying across the room.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Trying to pee afterwards

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pausing for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expensive meal bill beforehand

sounds like prostitution.."

You’ll do well on here pal

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

You go to clean your knob on the curtains and she’s got aluminium venetian blinds- bit selfish!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expensive meal bill beforehand

Just use the savers menu! Tight ass!

Of course. I usually tell her to pick from the BOGOF section

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"The expensive meal bill beforehand

Just use the savers menu! Tight ass!

Of course. I usually tell her to pick from the BOGOF section

At the hot dog stand!!

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

Knocking on the front door. Whipping open your coat hoping to create a spectacular sexy entrance. Then finding it should have been the house next door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocking on the front door. Whipping open your coat hoping to create a spectacular sexy entrance. Then finding it should have been the house next door.

Your honour

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Bashing your head on bedside tables

Wet patches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning up at the wrong hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Losing it "
.........your self respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning up at the wrong hotel.

Understandable as all travel taverns look the same......

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The waddle to the toilet for a pee after he's spaffed inside you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning up at the wrong hotel.

I did that!.....fortunately the right one was only 15 minutes away. Well it was the same chain....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ibs flare up"

Know exactly what you mean!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning up at the wrong hotel.

I did that!.....fortunately the right one was only 15 minutes away. Well it was the same chain....

It was something like that. *facepalm.

Im glad it hasn’t just happened to me (actually, it wasn’t me, it was a lady meeting up with me.) good laugh when we got together though.)

Who knew theres2 hotels in the same town with the same damn name?

Now I track her on GPS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a condom on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a meet but it can't all be sexy!

What's the least sexy part for you? Mines the classic undressing in a rush and being clumsy like a silly sausage."

Pulling a pube from your teeth!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Realising your the one that kept your socks on

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

When hubby pops his head round the door and says.. Would you both like Tea..?

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The essential post sex wee

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

"Laying there in pleasure as theyre trying to get dressed awkwardly so then i start to dress especially if its silent"

Oh god. Silence is the worst!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

The moment the following morning, I’m sat in the dentist’s chair, and he asks ‘Nice time with the missus last night?’

‘Eh?’ I replied

‘Nice 69, I assume?’

‘How do you know? Have I got a pube between my teeth??’

‘No, you’ve got shit up your nose’

I’ll get my coat….

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Definitely the clean and tidy up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking in the mirror afterwards and seeing the state of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling off the bed in the rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Falling off the bed in the rush

A rush to go where?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

Removing the condom, post coital'. The paroxysm of passion just after you've (both) climaxed is still ever present, more or less still entwined and holding each other...and then unceremoniously squelching off the condom which resembles a soggy cocoon.

No matter how hard you try to make it look and feel graceful as you remove it it's rarely anything but that.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

The wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for the clean up towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dripping ears wax after orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripping the bed...is it too early if he is in the shower?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Feet don't like feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feet don't like feet

My feet?

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By *rjamesMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Losing an erection before you can get the condom on

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ow, your on my hair, your elbow. Ow Ow, no the other elbow, Ow, no your still on it "

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

When your finished and getting dressed

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

"The wet patch"

Always lol

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

When you realise the guy who shagged you kept his bloody socks on

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