FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best nickname you've ever heard someone been given

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening everyone.

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By *ub and his cougarCouple
over a year ago

somewhere local

The clock!! He had one hand bigger than the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone who had the surname camilari (not calamari but close enough)

He was Tim Squid forever, and it’s simplicity always made it my favourite nickname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busman is a big fan of Twitter methinks

Just waiting for the first “San Marino” reply

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Biscuit

His name was Gary and he was bald ...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Shouty big tits!!!

Mr gives everyone nicknames

shouty big tits is a woman we see walking the dog!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Thrush

(Irritating Cunt)

That was my nickname for the Mr, even had the coffee shop write it on his coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Mr Bus

Hope you’re day went well

Got lots of these

Mr toad

Albert steptoe he looked spit of him

Peter Griffin

Mr bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my mates last name is Downes, so he is nicknamed Syndrome.

Another mate with a long foreskin is called sweetwrapper

A lad i used to work with, his first name was Auday. So got nicknamed Breakfast.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Drillbit…. He was a small, boring tool

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Finger nips

Wet lips

The Alien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch troll.

She's not a nice lady it's fine.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

A guy I worked with had a really long neck, so he got christened Two Scarves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine, but: Dracula…

Guy reversed straight into a lamppost. Didn’t understand the nickname and asked “Why am I called Dracula? Is it cos I’m pale or there’s something wrong with my teeth?” He was told “Nah, pathing like that, it’s cos when Dracula looks in the mirror he doesn’t see anything either”.

From Alfie Moore’s ‘It’s a Fair Cop’ on Radio 4.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

At work I gave a few of the women joke nicknames:- Nikki Knockers, London Bum, Mrs Wobble Bum, The Scary One, Sweetly Pretty, The Love Goddess, The Golden Fairy Princess. They all found out and laughed!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A bloke in work with a bad limp was christened The Sniper’s Nightmare

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