FabSwingers.com forum: “Heavy cummers”

By *m389 OP Man
over a year ago

Bromley

How much classifies as heavy cummer?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A lot

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Anyone with a BMI over 25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to catch every drop in a calibrated semen analysis tool. If you get a green light you are deemed to be a heavy cummer.

You buy one from Amazon

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A full face mask coverage with extra to moisturise the soles of your feet.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’d say anything over a pint…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket full??

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By *m389 OP Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Lol a pint of cum, a favour drink for some

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was a thread a few days ago where someone said their spunk weighs a pound

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

1.21 giggawatts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you weigh your spunk....the mind boggles

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

"There was a thread a few days ago where someone said their spunk weighs a pound"

blimey....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1.21 giggawatts"

You mean 1.21 jizzawatts surely

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Why would you weigh your spunk....the mind boggles

Why not?

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By *m389 OP Man
over a year ago

Bromley

"Why would you weigh your spunk....the mind boggles

To see how heavy it is

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"There was a thread a few days ago where someone said their spunk weighs a pound"

They included the glass it was in

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Seriously though, I think if you can produce a rope that goes the full length of her body from pussy to face then you might be in the right area.

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By *aulboy1Man
over a year ago

newport

Dunno , it just dribbles out these days

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Imagine sperm whale quantities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GALLONS

Fill up a paddling pool levels. Swim in a sea of sperm, so beautiful

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Mmmm

I do like lots and lots and lots and lots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't write your name on my back, it's not heavy enough.

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

"A full face mask coverage with extra to moisturise the soles of your feet. "

Oooo wow!!! Now that sounds like fun!!!

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If you can't write your name on my back, it's not heavy enough."

Food job I've got a short name haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone with a BMI over 25 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't write your name on my back, it's not heavy enough."

Just wondering if you have ever managed to see the evidence of that or taken their word for it?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Why would you weigh your spunk....the mind boggles

Exactly, you get the measuring jug out and do it in Millilitres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my opinion if someone is doing more than 6 or 7 BIG spurts of cum they are a heavy cummer

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By *m389 OP Man
over a year ago

Bromley

"GALLONS

Fill up a paddling pool levels. Swim in a sea of sperm, so beautiful "

Been there, done that. I was the best swimmer out of my group.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a little over 15 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s strange but I’m told by my mother

Some cum is just heavier than others

Like cheese versus lead

When ejected in bed

Some leaves bigger dents in the cover.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

you must be able to fill a pint glass..

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

I've done it a few times. One of the best was when I met an Californian on my travels in South America. She had the greatest cooch-arse combination I've ever had the privilege of sticking my cock inside

I finished with around five huge shots across her body (pussy to face) Two blasts even made it to the the headboard.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"You have to catch every drop in a calibrated semen analysis tool. If you get a green light you are deemed to be a heavy cummer.

You buy one from Amazon"

Don't get the cheapy ones from Amazon. They don't last five minutes. You want a proper one from Machine Mart or Toolstation or somewhere like that.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Anyone with a BMI of 25+?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of cum?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Unless her face, after you’ve jizzed on it, looks like a twenty year old plasterer's radio or a Jackson Pollock painting.......you're not a heavy cummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He aint heavy man

Hes my brother baby yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you weigh your spunk....the mind boggles

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of cum? "

The same but they taste totally different, I've been told

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

Heavy cummer = shoots a big load! Heavy spunker = a larger lady who orders "its friday and youre getting it!!"

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

I'd like to submit my video on my profile as a good example of a heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my nose is runny there is going to be issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to catch every drop in a calibrated semen analysis tool. If you get a green light you are deemed to be a heavy cummer.

You buy one from Amazon"

Is this really a thing ?

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

"If my nose is runny there is going to be issues

U are definately someone who likes a Heavy cummer . . . Not . . . A heavy spunker!!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

What's grey and comes in pints?

An elephant

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By *imGimMan
over a year ago

london

BMI is not so important. Fat% however: above 20% means elevated oestrogen levels.

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