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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've reached an age where....

I'll go first.

I've reached an age where sleeping with the wrong pillow feels like I've fell out of a 20 story building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve reached an age where …

.. sorry what was the question again?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've reach the age now nothing surprises me here.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I've reached the age where I stop correcting people for mis-spelling sentence.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

I've reached the age where I walk out the living room into the kitchen and forget what I was going there for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age where I get out of bed at 10am and asleep on the sofa by midday

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've reached the age where I walk out the living room into the kitchen and forget what I was going there for."

I think there's been studies that have proved that the act of passing through a doorway does increase the chances of something being forgotten.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I've reached the age where I am almost 27 years old and things from my childhood are becoming old/retro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve reached an age where I enjoy doing the laundry ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where if a part of me doesn't ache I think im dead x

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have reached the age now when arriving at a meet is more important than cuming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very little patience for drama.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

...where I've finally realised my father was right but now have a son who thinks I am wrong.

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

I've reached an age where I've accepted who I am in life

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By *hecarpmanMan
over a year ago

SUTTON

I reached a stage where i cant tolerate wankers

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've reached an age where I have zero time for drama.

Quiet life

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where I stop correcting people for mis-spelling sentence.

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I was wondering how long that would take

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached an age where …

.. sorry what was the question again? "

I don't remember lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reach the age now nothing surprises me here."

Nothing surprises me anywhere these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where I walk out the living room into the kitchen and forget what I was going there for."

I do this all the time. Sometimes even to the bathroom and I'm like what am I doing in here. As if there's a lot to do in there

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I've reached an.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where I regularly need an afternoon nap

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By *ittenAndTheFoxCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

I’ve reached an age where sleeping in an awkward position makes me feel like I’ve done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where I am taking pills subscribed rather than pills brought off the shelf.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Where I can’t sit down without making an “ahaaaa” noise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have reached the age where I get out of bed at 10am and asleep on the sofa by midday

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Wish this were me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where I walk out the living room into the kitchen and forget what I was going there for.

I think there's been studies that have proved that the act of passing through a doorway does increase the chances of something being forgotten. "

That must be the problem so.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've reached an age where I get more confident and better every day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where I am almost 27 years old and things from my childhood are becoming old/retro "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached an age where I enjoy doing the laundry ??"

Never will I ever enjoy laundry unless I'm being fucked over the washing machine

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"I've reached the age where I walk out the living room into the kitchen and forget what I was going there for."

I was doing that at 23.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where if a part of me doesn't ache I think im dead x"

Someone needs a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have reached the age now when arriving at a meet is more important than cuming. "

Why is that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have very little patience for drama."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...where I've finally realised my father was right but now have a son who thinks I am wrong."

Circle of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I've accepted who I am in life"

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached a age when all police officers look very young

And sleeping through the night

Without getting up for piss would help

And getting up at 04.00am does not help

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've reached an age where I no longer get ID'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age when waking up is a relief

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I reached the age of eternal puberty

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I should know better, but I don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My TV has subtitles permanently on and “day of the week” pill caddies seem like a really handy idea

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve reached an age where I go upstairs, look around, wonder what I went up there for, then return to the sofa.

Then I piss myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive reached the age where going clubbing feels entirely wrong and I’m viewed as the old guy in the dodgy shirt!!

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I've reached an age where I’d quite like to have a garden shed. Or an allotment. Or take up home brewing. Or take up home brewing in a shed on an allotment.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve reached an age where I’m nearly as old as Richard Wilson was when he accepted the role of Victor Meldrew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reached a stage where i cant tolerate wankers "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I have zero time for drama.

Quiet life

Mrs"

Quite life is much needed sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I regularly need an afternoon nap"

Me too but I never get one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I get more confident and better every day."

Lucky you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have reached a age when all police officers look very young

And sleeping through the night

Without getting up for piss would help

And getting up at 04.00am does not help "

They probably are very young lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I no longer get ID'd "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive reached the age where going clubbing feels entirely wrong and I’m viewed as the old guy in the dodgy shirt!!"

A lot like that

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I've reached an age where it leads to the same thing as a result of the day of the week.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I've reached an age where none of my children are teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age where beggars can’t be choosers .

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

I've reached an age where i never trust a fart

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

I've reached the age where I don't care what people's opinions of me are, as long as I'm enjoying myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age that I have more years behind me than I have in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where after my recent health issues I'm eternally grateful for still being here ....amen

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've reached the age that waking up in the morning is a win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where age doesn't matter any longer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where l really don't give a fuck anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I’d quite like to have a garden shed. Or an allotment. Or take up home brewing. Or take up home brewing in a shed on an allotment."

Oh all sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age when waking up is a relief "

Love it. Also I first read that as wanking

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"...where I've finally realised my father was right but now have a son who thinks I am wrong."

I really like this answer, i feel where your coming from....

I've reached an age where.. wisdom comes from my younger days

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've reached an age where....

I'll go first.

I've reached an age where sleeping with the wrong pillow feels like I've fell out of a 20 story building.

"

I’ve reached an age where when I get out of bed in the morning it sounds like I’m beatboxing.

Joys of sport injuries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where l really don't give a fuck anymore."

I wish this was me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...where I've finally realised my father was right but now have a son who thinks I am wrong.

I really like this answer, i feel where your coming from....

I've reached an age where.. wisdom comes from my younger days

"

This is true.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve reached an age where …

.. sorry what was the question again? "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"...where I've finally realised my father was right but now have a son who thinks I am wrong.

I really like this answer, i feel where your coming from....

I've reached an age where.. wisdom comes from my younger days

"

Tis a great answer

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston


"I've reached the age where I stop correcting people for mis-spelling sentence.

"

...and storey!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I’ve reached the age, where I’m looking in the obituaries to see who I know who is dead!!!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I've reached an age where : I genuinely do not give a shit what people think, and I am at peace for it

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Ive reached the age where I have to remember how old I am.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ve reached the age where I need to know if you’re having a shit right now.

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By *im67Man
over a year ago

London

I've reached the age where i wish I could retire and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mr- reached age where I know what things are important to me

Mrs- reached age where I know who is always there for me

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I've reached an age where...

I'm more muffin than stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age thinking why did I not do this years ago xx

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I've reached an age where..I can officially be a grumpy old woman.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Where I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about what I say or do . I'll speak the truth and my opinion even if it makes me an outcast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age, where I’m looking in the obituaries to see who I know who is dead!!!! "

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By *ucifer40Man
over a year ago

LONDON

I’have reached an age where young mummies, that used to be quite tempting growing up either are in my age group or are younger then me ..

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I've reached an age where I try not to remember how old I am, but needing to pee in the middle of the night reminds me

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've reached an age where I make all sorts of noises when standing up or bending down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve reached an age where I could fuck you OR your Dad

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I’ve reached an age where I could fuck you OR your Dad "

Haha legend

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've reach the age where madness seam to have taken over aliens have taken over

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

I’ve reached an age where I should know better but I really don’t want to admit it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about what I say or do . I'll speak the truth and my opinion even if it makes me an outcast "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr- reached age where I know what things are important to me

Mrs- reached age where I know who is always there for me "

It's nice when we realise who and what is important to us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve reached an age

When

I never learn from past mistakes and as I get older don’t get wiser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached an age where I could fuck you OR your Dad "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached an age where I should know better but I really don’t want to admit it"

No one ever does lol

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

I've reached a age where just going on a night out only happens if I can be fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I make all sorts of noises when standing up or bending down "

What about during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached a age where just going on a night out only happens if I can be fucked. "

I shouldn't laugh buy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reach the age where madness seam to have taken over aliens have taken over "

They live amoung us

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I’ve reached the age where I’m going into the office to do some things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I try not to remember how old I am, but needing to pee in the middle of the night reminds me "

Oh snap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where...

My give a shit levels are dropping dangerously by the second. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age where I’m going into the office to do some things "

Oh what kind of things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where I dont think that the grass is greener on the other side

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I’ve reached the age where I feel like a teenager again horny all the time ?? Boo

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’ve reached the age where I don’t worry about anything anymore , the worst is all behind me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where I actually fit most of the age filters of the profiles on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where, I could potentially have completed Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached an age where I don’t want to play this type of game yet I am still playing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where I'm too OLD for some cougars.

Tears have been shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I'm too OLD for some cougars.

Tears have been shed."

Mecca bingo is your friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I'm too OLD for some cougars.

Tears have been shed.

Mecca bingo is your friend. "

I think I'd feel a little uncomfortable though am always down for some bingo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached the age where I dont think that the grass is greener on the other side"

What if their is no grass on the other side ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve reached the age where when I wake up I have to check my phone to see if I’m right about the day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I've reached an age where, I could potentially have completed Fab.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age where I feel like a teenager again horny all the time ?? Boo "

I'm horny.. horny... horny.. horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age where I feel like a teenager again horny all the time ?? Boo

I'm horny.. horny... horny.. horny"

Isn't there only 3 hornys in the song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at that age where I've gone from 'I probably shouldn't do that' to 'What the hell,let's see what happens'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age where I feel like a teenager again horny all the time ?? Boo

I'm horny.. horny... horny.. horny

Isn't there only 3 hornys in the song?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at that age where I've gone from 'I probably shouldn't do that' to 'What the hell,let's see what happens'"

I'm a bit like that these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I need to try anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where I need to try anal "

Oh why is that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age where when I wake up I have to check my phone to see if I’m right about the day of the week. "

Me too

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I’ve reached the age where when I wake up I have to check my phone to see if I’m right about the day of the week.

Me too "

Though it was only me

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I've reached an age where I forget to fi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started falling asleep on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve reached the age where when I wake up I have to check my phone to see if I’m right about the day of the week.

Me too

Though it was only me"

No definitely not just you. I often do it when shopping even to check dates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I forget to fi"

Me t

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