FabSwingers.com forum: Please help

By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Advice please on how to make my profile unattractive to others.

It's gone beyond a joke now. One message a month from women looking to tickle their tonsils with my todger or to use my penis to make their kitty purr is just hassle beyond belief.

How any man on here is supposed to cope with 12 messages a year and 7.5 fabs on every new pic I've no idea.

Is there a spray I can use to ward them off or wash my trunks in holy water?

All reasonable suggestions considered apart from hiding or leaving.

I couldn't be responsible for the widespread hysteria either of those options would cause.

#notallwomen

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Well, I'll give you top marks for turning an over-used and tired subject thread on its head and injecting a bit of humour.

But, fully expecting the forum to dog pile the shit out of this any second.

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

This made me chuckle. You'll have to just beat them off with a shitty stick lol

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Get yourself a sprout t shirt, it’s done the trick for me

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'll wash your trunks for you if you like

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'll wash your trunks for you if you like

See this is what I'm talking about.

Unprovoked provocative proposals

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

More dick pics are needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently doing a special offer on 'shitty sticks' to beat them off with if you're interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to do something and quick!

Im not even looking for guys and even im interested after looking at your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a secretary to help you organise..

Apply within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about your love of wanking while train watching some more. Put me off.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Why don’t you like tall women?

Is it specified on your profile?

Is it a preference or are you being heightist?

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By *r8gieMan
over a year ago

paisley

I think it already is unattractive to others.. you may be getting messages but believe me.. it does not appeal to a mass audience

So don’t worry about it… we all get lots off messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t you like tall women?

Is it specified on your profile?

Is it a preference or are you being heightist?"

And how tall is tall anyway? How longs a piece of string? What came first the man or the woman wahhey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it already is unattractive to others.. you may be getting messages but believe me.. it does not appeal to a mass audience

So don’t worry about it… we all get lots off messages"

Do you?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Advice please on how to make my profile unattractive to others.

It's gone beyond a joke now. One message a month from women looking to tickle their tonsils with my todger or to use my penis to make their kitty purr is just hassle beyond belief.

How any man on here is supposed to cope with 12 messages a year and 7.5 fabs on every new pic I've no idea.

Is there a spray I can use to ward them off or wash my trunks in holy water?

All reasonable suggestions considered apart from hiding or leaving.

I couldn't be responsible for the widespread hysteria either of those options would cause.

#notallwomen"

Have you tried mentioning your “throbbing love truncheon” or claimed to “destroy that pussy”?

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

OP don't worry, as soon as you get past 60 they'll all just disappear into thin air and leave you alone.

It worked a treat for me!

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Have you tried arranging a meeting with each of these 12 women a year that are knocking your door down, and then not turning up and ghosting them?

Maybe they would give up then...

But realistically your feremones are so strong, they even work over cyber space... so they'd probably give you a 2nd chance...

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over a year ago

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'll wash your trunks for you if you like

See this is what I'm talking about.

Unprovoked provocative proposals

I would send you a message to say sorry but that might put you over your monthly quota and I couldn't take the rejection of it being just deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no smiling matter OP is on edge here

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

I agree OP. Down with that sort of thing

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If you haven't done already, remove captions from pics like 'lick for hours', 'fab to fuck' and 'shaved, ready, willing', though I suspect those asking for your bathwater have already got their sights set on your fart jar

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

These are all crap suggestions.

Excellent. Just what I was looking for.

I knew I could rely on your own experiences.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm still having a smirk at fart jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still having a smirk at fart jar.

Me too, that comment wins the internet today xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Just say you just like man bottoms and that’s it

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"If you haven't done already, remove captions from pics like 'lick for hours', 'fab to fuck' and 'shaved, ready, willing', though I suspect those asking for your bathwater have already got their sights set on your fart jar "

I’m making notes here. Useful advice

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I'm still having a smirk at fart jar.

Me too, that comment wins the internet today xx"

lol. There has to be more fab tips to come - not meeting status updates will help fend them off, no doubt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Advice please on how to make my profile unattractive to others.

It's gone beyond a joke now. One message a month from women looking to tickle their tonsils with my todger or to use my penis to make their kitty purr is just hassle beyond belief.

How any man on here is supposed to cope with 12 messages a year and 7.5 fabs on every new pic I've no idea.

Is there a spray I can use to ward them off or wash my trunks in holy water?

All reasonable suggestions considered apart from hiding or leaving.

I couldn't be responsible for the widespread hysteria either of those options would cause.

#notallwomen"

Re: spray, have you tried piss?

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