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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we are all gonna bond and write the best erotica ever. That's right, take your 50 shades and set it on fire, the real kinky bitches are in town now!

So here's how it works. Write a sentence or 2. Then next poster carries the story on. Write whatever you like. Simple.

I'll start with the scenario.

Jen and Michelle are 2 31 year olds that have not seen each other for a long time. They are meeting up again as Jen has just broken up with her boyfriend. Michelle is gonna help her get over it.

It was finally happening. Jens car rolled onto the driveway and there was Michelle waiting, looking as gorgeous as her friend always had....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictured her. She enters the house only to be playfully hit with a pillow where an erotic fight begins. They then lick each others minges until her boyfriend is forgotten.

The end.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Pictured her. She enters the house only to be playfully hit with a pillow where an erotic fight begins. They then lick each others minges until her boyfriend is forgotten.

The end."

But then her boyfriend bursts in and screams Oi ..... that's my minge you are licking so I'm going to lick yours. Spread em...... both of you and whip my balls with this wet spaghetti ....... no farting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But Michelle could already feel one brewing up. She didn't wanna ruin the moment but it grew inside her like a demon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of a sudden Boris Johnson bumbles into the room, bellows 'Wiff Waff' and plunges his engorged rod into the boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Gove appears in the window wanking furiously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on in Michael, bellows Boris as he remembers he hasn't had his Viagra and sees his beast decline into the tiny gerbil it is. He starts to sweat with nerves

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Michael Gove appears in the window wanking furiously."

No one even question why the window was wanking. Grove pulled down his kecks and entered the room arse first displaying the deepest darkest hairiest arse hole ever witnessed outside of the animal kingdom. The boyfriend struck a match and singed Goves anal hairs causing him to scream and have an erection so hard and large he speared the other four like cockroaches on a kebab stick in Celebrity Jungle .....they all looked shocked.... pleased but shocked....... Goves bollocks began to swell ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on in Michael, bellows Boris as he remembers he hasn't had his Viagra and sees his beast decline into the tiny gerbil it is. He starts to sweat with nerves"

And then boris Johnson walks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then Putin enters the room and no one knows what he's going to do next

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Fuck off with the politicians..... they are not sexy and are drying my fanwah faster than salt !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Said the two women friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Putin eyes them one by one as the girls think what the fuck is happening here.

He then slowly removes his coat and starts to helicopter his dick

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Jen screamed in her sleep. Sweat dripped from her body as she sat bolt upright. Alone.

Definitely no politicians or despots in her bedroom.

Would this curse never be lifted from her subconscious fantasies?

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

Jeremy Clarkson enters, his ample frame shoehorned into a pair of Levi’s and belted tight.

“Start my engine and pull out my ch0ke” he bellows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The powerful sperm in the room is too much for Michelle and Jen so they put out the dyson and start cleaning.. the only thing getting sucked is the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unbeknown to all involved, WW3 had kicked off and everyone had approximately 3 minutes left before they would be vapourised. If only the world famous hacker Dangermouse was around to redirect the missiles at the pitcairns but he was in the bath fiddling with his Willy…

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

World Cup Willy popped his head above the soap suds just in time to give the warning and DangerMouse was able to save the day.

Then they got into their matching bathrobes and walked out to the hottub..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Rickshawed was first to derobe and jump into the tub ......... she smiled a big smile and went all glassy eyed and at that moment we all knew that she was pissing in the water..........

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

...coloured erotica paintings that were adorned around the Hot Tub Room.

DangerMouse! was like a docile rat around Rickshawed's fiesty ferret. It wasn't long before Jen and Michelle turned up and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...

they stripped off their skin to reveal they were monstrous tentacled aliens from the planet Thragnos sixty nine.

In hideous gargling voices they said: 'We have come to your puny planet to learn of this Earth thing called sex. If you do not please us, we shall destroy you all!'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"...

they stripped off their skin to reveal they were monstrous tentacled aliens from the planet Thragnos sixty nine.

In hideous gargling voices they said: 'We have come to your puny planet to learn of this Earth thing called sex. If you do not please us, we shall destroy you all!'"

https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

they stripped off their skin to reveal they were monstrous tentacled aliens from the planet Thragnos sixty nine.

In hideous gargling voices they said: 'We have come to your puny planet to learn of this Earth thing called sex. If you do not please us, we shall destroy you all!'

https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o"

lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Stories and Fantasies might be a better bet for this stuff!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Stories and Fantasies might be a better bet for this stuff!"

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I think the above story should be domiciled in The Lounge. Besides, I'm quite intrigued about the lecherous shenanigans of Rickshawed and DangerMouse.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Stories and Fantasies might be a better bet for this stuff!

°

I think the above story should be domiciled in The Lounge. Besides, I'm quite intrigued about the lecherous shenanigans of Rickshawed and DangerMouse."

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