FabSwingers.com forum: Who here plays an instrument

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In light of Rex's thread here's a wholesome version.

And no, butt plugs/dildos/cocks are not instruments!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can play the triangle.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I farted down a didgeridoo once

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Badly. I also build relatively unusable noise-making electronics.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

This sounds filthy, but I can play the flute. And I had organ lessons as a child

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I can play the triangle."

If this wasn’t a euphemism then it is now.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"This sounds filthy, but I can play the flute. And I had organ lessons as a child

Sounds like there's a band camp story there somewhere......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sounds filthy, but I can play the flute. And I had organ lessons as a child

Don't worry the flute isn't filthy. Many instruments are phallic

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Guitar, bass guitar, drums, vocals if they count, keyboard and a little ukulele

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Sadly, no! Unless recorder in the school group counts?

Mr plays piano

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guitar, bass guitar, drums, vocals if they count, keyboard and a little ukulele "

I play first 3 too!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I farted down a didgeridoo once

Call that a didgeridon't

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I used to be able to play the harmonica, soooo long ago

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Saxophone although not recently sadly

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Oh, and I bang a mean tambourine

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Guitar

Bass

Piano

I own many more instruments that I can get a good sound out of, but to say I can play them would be wrong.

I compose all my work in Ableton

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Guitar

Bass

Piano

I own many more instruments that I can get a good sound out of, but to say I can play them would be wrong.

I compose all my work in Ableton

I’m still on the free version of Cubase

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Guitar

Bass

Piano

I own many more instruments that I can get a good sound out of, but to say I can play them would be wrong.

I compose all my work in Ableton

I’m still on the free version of Cubase

If it works for you then that's all that matters

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I play the violin and I’m currently learning the bass guitar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saxophone although not recently sadly "

Do you busy out careless whisper with candles before seducing them?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Guitar: classical.

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I can play the Tambourine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play the euphonium and the piano, tbh I can play any brass instrument apart from the trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught myself ukulele years ago, then began to teach myself bass, now currently trying to teach myself guitar

But mostly sing (and yes, the voice is definitely an instrument!)

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

banging the drum for the drummers !

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

My good lady reckons I've 'mastered' the linoleum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play organ/keyboard

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By *orthlad25Man
over a year ago

North Gloucestershire

I play guitar, bass and a little bit of mandolin. Just starting to write and home record my own songs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I play.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I farted down a didgeridoo once

Did it sound like a TRUMPet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piano, accordion and flute. Tried with a guitar but couldn't get it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I'm pretty good with the strumming instruments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chello

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I play Bass Guitar, Melodica, Synthesisers, Drums and piano/keyboards

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Blimey, I thought “oh good, Rex is back!”

Hopes shattered.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"In light of Rex's thread here's a wholesome version.

And no, butt plugs/dildos/cocks are not instruments!"

I just wanted to say about butt plug

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

[Removed by poster at 14/03/23 17:44:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play a little guitar, bass, xylophone/glockenspiel and trumpet/cornet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I play guitar.

Can just about find my way around a keyboard, but I really need to practice more.

Bought myself an electronic drum kit during lockdown. Again, need to make time to practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guitar, bass, a little piano, Synths and assorted electronic gadgetry

Here's my latest effort

Listen to One Possible Future by Melanie Von Drachenberg on #SoundCloud

https://on.soundcloud.com/Pqtbw

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I play the Virginals and the Clavichord. Quite badly in fact.

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

I'm a harmonica player on the music scene

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