FabSwingers.com forum: Dumb moments.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know when you walk into a room and think what the hell do I come in here for? And it's not until you've left the room again that it comes to you.

When you put something down and then have no clue where and can't find it.

Or you put the milk in the cupboard instead of the fridge.

When was your last dumb moment and what was it?

(if you can remember)

Ive put down two plastic washers this morning and I'll be damned if I can fathom where!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I weighed a bottle of gin rather than the glass to put it in.

What a clutz!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"You know when you walk into a room and think what the hell do I come in here for? And it's not until you've left the room again that it comes to you.

When you put something down and then have no clue where and can't find it.

Or you put the milk in the cupboard instead of the fridge.

When was your last dumb moment and what was it?

(if you can remember)

Ive put down two plastic washers this morning and I'll be damned if I can fathom where!

I’ve been known to put the bin bags in the fridge instead of the cupboard if that counts

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I picked up a scanner at work instead of the telephone lmao

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not unusual in a day to do things like this .........

Where's phone? Phone is upstairs go and get phone. Goes upstairs have a wee, put coat on to go out. Check hair in mirror. Go downstairs. Get bag. Start car. Car says ...... no phone. I go .. where's phone ? Phone is upstairs...... etc etc

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"You know when you walk into a room and think what the hell do I come in here for? And it's not until you've left the room again that it comes to you.

When you put something down and then have no clue where and can't find it.

Or you put the milk in the cupboard instead of the fridge.

When was your last dumb moment and what was it?

(if you can remember)

Ive put down two plastic washers this morning and I'll be damned if I can fathom where!

T"
pulled the plug in a sink so I could was bucket out lol it was connected luckily only a little water in sink

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

Forgetting where you put the key to the restraints would be an interesting one!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Forgetting where you put the key to the restraints would be an interesting one!"

I found the keys the other day but buggered if I can remember where the cuffs went after I lost the key last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our car has key less start only need it on you somewhere constantly forgetting which one of has it.

Spent time looking for glasses while they are sat on my head. Always going into a room and have no clue what I went there for until I sit back in the living room.

Probably funniest one many years ago parents moved house I’d been working away couple of days I drove to their old house tried to open the front door and couldn’t work out why my key wouldn’t work.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I weighed a bottle of gin rather than the glass to put it in.

What a clutz!"

Why do you weigh the glass ?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Was asked many moons back, as an apprentice, to get weighed. (Just as I was walking about with a couple of metal products.(Unions.)) Then Couldn't figure out why, my weight had gone through the roof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I weighed a bottle of gin rather than the glass to put it in.

What a clutz!

Why do you weigh the glass ?"

I mean like put the glass on the scale, then press the button to put the weight back to 0, then pour in gin to know how much I had poured haha!

Put the whole bottle on gin on like a silly sausage.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How much gin is a Mr32 measure ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yesterday I tipped juice in the bin and put a baby wee/poo holder ( the forum wouldn’t let me use the correct terminology ) in the sink, it wasn’t until I put the baby wee/poo holder in the sink that I realised what I was doing.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't find my cooking thermometer. Somehow I put it in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much gin is a Mr32 measure ? "

However much it takes me to get to the right level of chat with you

Felt like a 1970s Bond reply there x

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