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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Smiling,

Scientifically proven to cheer up both the smiler and the person you smile at.

Ok I may have made that up, but the sentiment is there, in these tough times, try to find something perhaps however simple to smile about.

It helps, it really does.

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

I’m always smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet."

Agreed

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet."

True. But being made to smile is one of the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very smiley person.

I don't like to be told to smile though.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I'm a very smiley person.

I don't like to be told to smile though.

I bet you smile by the time I count to 3 though….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a very smiley person.

I don't like to be told to smile though.

Frown more lemon butter cup I have a wrinkles fetish x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet."

True, but equally smiling when it’s unforced and through appreciating even the smallest of blessings around us, is one of the best things you can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet.

True, but equally smiling when it’s unforced and through appreciating even the smallest of blessings around us, is one of the best things you can do.

I fins scowling at things works too. Especially puppy's and new borns

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

For the record, wanking is also free of charge but is certainly frowned upon on the bus.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

I naturally have sad lips. If I put on a fake smile it looks false. Can't win.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet."

Or to "turn that frown upside down" grrrr....

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I love smiling...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I naturally have sad lips. If I put on a fake smile it looks false. Can't win. "

Smiling can be from within.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I love smiling...

I’d like to make you smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love smiling...

Your onesie pic makes me smile

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm sure I could find something to make you smile about Fiddles

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Smiling,

Scientifically proven to cheer up both the smiler and the person you smile at.

Ok I may have made that up, but the sentiment is there, in these tough times, try to find something perhaps however simple to smile about.

It helps, it really does.

Gonna try this out Fidds, I'll report back later

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm sure I could find something to make you smile about Fiddles

You already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet.

Agreed "

^^^ hateful

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Smiling,

Scientifically proven to cheer up both the smiler and the person you smile at.

Ok I may have made that up, but the sentiment is there, in these tough times, try to find something perhaps however simple to smile about.

It helps, it really does.

Gonna try this out Fidds, I'll report back later

If you’re stuck for inspiration I can send naked pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

Nope you’re both wrong, it’s a Fiddles a day.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

"Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

Just the one? C’mon, we can do better than that.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

Nope you’re both wrong, it’s a Fiddles a day.

Luckily for me a fiddle a day generally leads to an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently even fake smiling triggers the brain to release endorphins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

That's my personal mantra

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Smiling,

Scientifically proven to cheer up both the smiler and the person you smile at.

Ok I may have made that up, but the sentiment is there, in these tough times, try to find something perhaps however simple to smile about.

It helps, it really does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's infectious too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

Lol

Chance be fine thing

Santa empty’s his sack more than me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

Just the one? C’mon, we can do better than that."

Oh really? Can I leave you to it while I sit here and work?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It's infectious too! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ever asked someone to smile op? They do it and then

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Oh really? Can I leave you to it while I sit here and work?

Now *there* is a tempting wee fantasy to play out sometime.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I don't think my face knows how to smile.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Smile a day

Keeps the doctor away

Really? I thought that was an orgasm a day

Just the one? C’mon, we can do better than that.

Oh really? Can I leave you to it while I sit here and work?

Is work a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up loves it might never happen

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm generally smiley person but absolutely hate being asked to smile, makes me want to poke that person in the eye.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm generally smiley person but absolutely hate being asked to smile, makes me want to poke that person in the eye.

Mrs "

^likes sticking her finger into things

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Smiling,

Scientifically proven to cheer up both the smiler and the person you smile at.

Ok I may have made that up, but the sentiment is there, in these tough times, try to find something perhaps however simple to smile about.

It helps, it really does.

Gonna try this out Fidds, I'll report back later

If you’re stuck for inspiration I can send naked pics

UPDATE:

I smiled at lunch and the guy at my sandwich shop gave me a sandwich for £2.50 instead of £3, I also had a fivesome.

What is this fucking voodoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I smile all the time, I find it difficult not to. It’s why I was fucked at scuba diving, couldn’t stop smiling whenever I saw something, break the seal on my mask and flood with water. Over and over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told to smile is one of the most irritating things on the planet."

Its not compulsory

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I always smile and say hello to strangers. Even break up in conversation, doesn't cost anything and it makes someone's day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I smiled my manager asked whose murder I was planning.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

It also confuses people

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If you smile at people when you’re sitting down on the train, nobody will want to sit next to you

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Whenever anyone used to complain in my old job I'd smile even more.

Not to diffuse the situation. Just because it wound up Mrs Ranty McRanterson even more. Do it for long enough and they give up.

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