FabSwingers.com forum: The Jungle

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of the jungle but reports that Matt Hancock has been bitten by a scorpion. These show people types do not know what they are dealing with here. A bite from a poisonous scorpion can be fatal...

Time to end this madness in the name of entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure the “show people” know exactly what they are dealing with and have trained experts for accidents like that…

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Do you hate scorpions Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People know what they are signing up to and know there is a serious chance of injury. There will be more than enough medics there plus don't forget for Australian medics something like a scorpio bite is not something out of the ordinary.

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

After the shock of the experience and lengthy treatment the scorpion made a full recovery

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Matt Hancock has been bitten by a scorpion."

But the show just gets better and better

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Oz medic's will probably say

" Harden the fuck up mate, it's only a flamin Scorpion. pick the fucker up and throw it on the Barby"

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of the Jungle but when people's play with fire they sometimes get their fingers burnt...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

My concern is entirely for the scorpion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is no fan of the Jungle but when people's play with fire they sometimes get their fingers burnt... "

That’s the risk you take… but there are experts behind the scenes prepared for anything like that.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"My concern is entirely for the scorpion."

Totally this ..

It should be given compensation and probably therapy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the Scorpion ok?

Do we need to donate to fund recovery

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Got a big crush on him. Hope he is OK.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Is the Scorpion ok?

Do we need to donate to fund recovery"

#savethescorpion.com

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Got a big crush on him. Hope he is OK."

Who Matt Hancock?

Sorry but ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It didnt even show it the show is full of misselling i only watched to see him in pain agony and nothing yet again il not be happy until he meets a king brown while hes sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to end this madness in the name of entertainment "

Wind of change, Tom.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Time to end this madness in the name of entertainment

Wind of change, Tom."

I see what you did there very clever

I'm whistling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate that fucking show, just bullying and boredom, hosted by a drink driving twat and his grinning idiot mate.

See my TedTalks for more mindfulness advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a small one

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Pity it didn't bite him harder..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Secret message to next creature

Terminate with extreme prejudice..

(No animals harmed in the creation of this post..just joking about termination...just bite his bollocks). . ..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Got a big crush on him. Hope he is OK.

Who Matt Hancock?

Sorry but ewwww "

yes, unsure why but I think he is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kind of softening towards him (I know, I know!!) as he makes me laugh

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

Oh no! That's awful! There are some truly poisonous creatures in the jungle just lately - I hope the scorpion is ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm kind of softening towards him (I know, I know!!) as he makes me laugh

I'm the same... but then I remember, he's a twunt.

I can't work out if he's really stupid or highly manipulative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the Scorpion OK? I hope he got a tetanus shot, humans carry all manner of diseases, especially Tory ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is no fan of the Jungle but when people's play with fire they sometimes get their fingers burnt... "

Much deserved, they know what they are doing and have a choice, unlike the animals who are abused and exploited in the name of entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm kind of softening towards him (I know, I know!!) as he makes me laugh

I'm the same... but then I remember, he's a twunt.

I can't work out if he's really stupid or highly manipulative."

Hhmmm I think he knows exactly what he's doing. Thing is, will he spill the whole truth? Remains to be seen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a big crush on him. Hope he is OK.

Who Matt Hancock?

Sorry but ewwww

yes, unsure why but I think he is lovely."
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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Tom is no fan of the jungle but reports that Matt Hancock has been bitten by a scorpion. These show people types do not know what they are dealing with here. A bite from a poisonous scorpion can be fatal...

Time to end this madness in the name of entertainment "
i dont care about matt handcock the big question is will the scorpion survive biting him,,,

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If it was a bite I wouldn’t think it would hurt too much, just a bit pinchy I would imagine, however if it stung him with its tail that might be a tad more painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Scorpion OK? I hope he got a tetanus shot, humans carry all manner of diseases, especially Tory ones

People I disagree with are diseased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Scorpion OK? I hope he got a tetanus shot, humans carry all manner of diseases, especially Tory ones

People I disagree with are diseased

We disagreed on a thread once, so I take that as a dig

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields

Time to end this madness in the name of entertainment "

If the scorpion was poisonous, Hancock would have to bite the scorpion to have ill effects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a small one"

Apparently Mr Hancock isn’t in possession of anything wield worthy so yes

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of Scorpions but this could have been much worse..

No doubt out of camera shot there are paramedics with anti poison drugs and presumably a small operating theatre and hospital.. our TV licence paying for this rubbish.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Tom stop watching the TV and reading the news. Have a wank like the rest of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread got me thinking about The Scorpions, the German rock band, as others have already already alluded to. The Zoo being a favourite of mine.

They have a guitarist called Matthias Jabs.

It's all wheels within wheels.

Join up the dots people, it's there if you look for it. Wheres my tin foil hat gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread got me thinking about The Scorpions, the German rock band, as others have already already alluded to. The Zoo being a favourite of mine.

They have a guitarist called Matthias Jabs.

It's all wheels within wheels.

Join up the dots people, it's there if you look for it. Wheres my tin foil hat gone?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is no fan of Scorpions but this could have been much worse..

No doubt out of camera shot there are paramedics with anti poison drugs and presumably a small operating theatre and hospital.. our TV licence paying for this rubbish.

No licence fee was harmed in the making of this program, it's on ITV

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Time to end this madness in the name of entertainment "

Ok first start scorpions to do not bite they have a Stinger and it can be fatal but most only carriers an equal to bee..,

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Poisonous buggers...

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields

"Poisonous buggers..."

Scorpions aren't poisonous if you cook them. Just don't eat raw ones and you're safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poisonous buggers..."

Ant or Dec ?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Do you hate scorpions Tom?"

Wind of change wasn't bad..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Tom stop watching the TV and reading the news. Have a wank like the rest of us."

I'm surprised they haven't had group wanking sessions on the jungle yet... He who comes last goes hungry or something...

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I'm surprised that this wasn't all over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hate scorpions Tom?

Wind of change wasn't bad.. "

I reckon there's a few winds of change in there with all those insects they eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Scorpion ok?

Do we need to donate to fund recovery

#savethescorpion.com"

There will be adverts on tv soon then asking for £2 a month

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I'm surprised that this wasn't all over the news."

It was .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitten or stung?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A scorpion is an unusual creature. It has claws like a lobster and a long tail which injects poison in the same way that a bee or wasp can, the difference being that the poison is very very toxic.

Tom will share some knowledge from an old Indian snake charmer that he once met in Madras. He had several snakes but each one had their poison glands amputated.

Now Tom is not saying what goes on behind the scenes but steps may have been taken to make these buggers less poisonous. It is just a TV game show after all....

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