FabSwingers.com forum: B******s Urban Myths

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!

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By *ust-a-GuyMan
over a year ago

If you sneeze with your eyes open your eyes pop out.

I didn't believe it, but no-one would trust me and insisted I was wrong as they all did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!"

I heard it was horses spunk lol

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

single men have all the fun on fab!

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles.

The proof is asking those WITH arthritis in their hands, IF they used to crack their knuckles.

You can't count the knuckle crackers the teacher gave you!

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

You'll go blind from wanking! I think I've impaired my eye site a bit...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles.

The proof is asking those WITH arthritis in their hands, IF they used to crack their knuckles.

You can't count the knuckle crackers the teacher gave you! "

I have it but a lot of my bones crack. I didn't do the knuckle cracking the boys did but my hand bones all crunch. So do my shoulders, neck, ankle etc.

It didn't cause the arthritis.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The Frosties "they're gonna taste great" kid. Remember that advert?

People across all the schools had a story of what became of him. Mostly evolving around him having to go into protection because he was getting so many death threats over that horrible advert.

One particularly sinister story involved him killing himself in a pretty grim way.

But the truth is he's alive and well, not living in protection. Just a normal bloke, doing normal bloke stuff.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Brian the snail was given a Michelin guide to French restaurants in London and hasn't been seen since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tinder date one. I'm forever getting gullible friends tell me the tale of a friend of a friend.

If you Google tinder date urban legend you get the story. I show my friends and still they don't believe it.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!"
some guy wrote it on the toilet wall where several crudely cut holes were hewn out of the wood panelling

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!"
heard basically the same story about Stephen Gatley post mortem stomach full of cum thought it bullshit then

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Smoking stunts your growth

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

I like the Bob Dylan urban myth when he flew to London to meet Dave Stewart but through some misunderstanding spent the day chatting and sipping tea with some other random Dave's wife. Then he flew home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I heard was that Bobby Mc Ferrin singer of Don’t worry be happy had major depression and killed himself. He’s still alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers fuck anyone who asks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh myths... as in not true......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!"

The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!

The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped "

Love this lol. Wonder who's next?

Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Guinness is high in Iron and good for you.

You actually need 17 pints to consume your recommended daily intake of Iron...hic

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You see modern versions shared on Facebook, about cars with main beam on being hoodlums doing gang initiations, stickers on streets being down to dog thieves and so on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

persistent one around here comes out on a regular basis

local farmer phones police about robbers on his property going through his barns is told "sorry no officers spare as we are bussy "

farmer waits five mins then calls back with panick in his voice that "someone has been shot during a robbery "

within 10 mins force helicopter multiple vans and arvs turn up at the farm asking "wheres the gunman" ?

farmer responds" dont know what your talking about but didnt you have no officers spare as you were to busy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im sure a lot of us remember the Richard Gere and the Gerbil story.

And, Captain Pugwash. With the infamous characters Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy.

Total lies. I remember reading in Loaded magazine that there were no such characters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!

The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped

Love this lol. Wonder who's next?

Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway? "

Ha ha, so the story has stayed the same since the early 80's, only the splodge guzzler involved is updated.

Shall we take bets on who is next.

Not sure about being sick. But how many guys would it take to fill a pint glass??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh myths... as in not true......

Fingers Crossed!!+

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!

The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped

Love this lol. Wonder who's next?

Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway?

Ha ha, so the story has stayed the same since the early 80's, only the splodge guzzler involved is updated.

Shall we take bets on who is next.

Not sure about being sick. But how many guys would it take to fill a pint glass??"

If 10cc and the loving spoonful are to be believed, about 57 men

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Theres loads in the virus forum if you dare go in there

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg it's gone viral

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Im sure a lot of us remember the Richard Gere and the Gerbil story.

For a related gerbil story, Google Armageddon radio broadcast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing on shooting starrs guarantees you what you wish for 1 out 8 is not a good result

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I think my favourite is the “Good Luck Mr Gorsky” one - I was gutted when I found out it probably wasn’t real.

Apparently, if you listen to recordings of Neil Armstrong when he walking on the moon, at one point, appropos of nothing, he says “Good Luck Mr Gorsky”.

No-one knew for years, but the story went that the famously taciturn Armstrong eventually revealed that when he was growing up, he lived next door to the Gorskys; a couple that were forever arguing.

One day, a teenage Armstrong was sitting in his garden and he heard them arguing yet again. The climax(!) of the argument arrived when Mrs Gorsky yelled “the day I give you another blow-job is the day the boy Armstrong next door walks on the moon”

Brilliant story: sadly, it’s apocrychal, apparently.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

First I heard was the mad axeman on the car roof one.

Then another local one is the amount of people who say they are friends with the nurse who pulled a tooth brush out of TV presenter Chris Peacock's arse. She must be a very popular lady and a totally indiscreet nurse lol

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"Guinness is high in Iron and good for you.

You actually need 17 pints to consume your recommended daily intake of Iron...hic

More iron in single egg yolk than in a pint of guinness

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Im sure a lot of us remember the Richard Gere and the Gerbil story.

And, Captain Pugwash. With the infamous characters Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy.

Total lies. I remember reading in Loaded magazine that there were no such characters. "

Tom the cabin boy.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I think my favourite is the “Good Luck Mr Gorsky” one - I was gutted when I found out it probably wasn’t real.

Apparently, if you listen to recordings of Neil Armstrong when he walking on the moon, at one point, appropos of nothing, he says “Good Luck Mr Gorsky”.

No-one knew for years, but the story went that the famously taciturn Armstrong eventually revealed that when he was growing up, he lived next door to the Gorskys; a couple that were forever arguing.

Brilliant story: sadly, it’s apocrychal, apparently. "

Did he howl at the moon, when she ceded to his demands?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.

One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:

'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'

Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.

Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??

And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.

Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.

Over to you!!

The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped

Love this lol. Wonder who's next?

Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway?

Ha ha, so the story has stayed the same since the early 80's, only the splodge guzzler involved is updated.

Shall we take bets on who is next.

Not sure about being sick. But how many guys would it take to fill a pint glass??"

10cc is the band who said, it's the average amount and a pint is 565 mils, so at a guess, 56 loads?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Thick creamy head...will never be the same again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That in “The Wizard of Oz”, one of the actors playing a munchkin committed suicide by hanging themselves from a tree on set, and you can see it in the film

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

that torys are out to help the working man!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"that torys are out to help the working man! "

Labour have costed out their spending.

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

"that torys are out to help the working man! "

Why does every fun post descend into this fucking political bullshit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Contrary to commonly held perception, Lemmings neither commit mass suicide nor explode after mating(!!!)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I remember the MarcAlmond thing

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"that torys are out to help the working man!

Why does every fun post descend into this fucking political bullshit"

always does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaliyah And 2Pac are still alive and live on a remote island not far from French Polynesia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you rub garlic all over your foo you can't get pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you rub garlic all over your foo you can't get pregnant."

That because nobody will want to go near it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a dream of falling and hit ground before waking up you die. Can anyone prove that one

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"If you rub garlic all over your foo you can't get pregnant."

Well you're less likely to get pregnant I suppose!

Gbat

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