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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan

Not penis ,,,,does anyone have exploding pen issues ? Explode in pocket /shirt

Have tried a pencil end up stabbing my hand ,, tried pen on string ( they break) , then when they don’t explode they stop working , felt tips dry out

Any tips ??? Excuse pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pleased you clarified this Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been in this situation but I'm guessing the solution is don't put your pens in your pocket.

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Use a pencil

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Use a retracting pen or a pen with a cap.

Buy the best quality you can afford and always place it in your pocket nib up.

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan

For job I need to carry 1 , they won’t stay behind my ear either ,,,

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Use a pencil"

Tried but they either put hole in pocket or stab me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I suggest not putting it in your pocket!

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"For job I need to carry 1 , they won’t stay behind my ear either ,,, "

Get your ears pinned back, so you can look cool with a pencil being held by them.

Or just stick it IN your ear.

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"For job I need to carry 1 , they won’t stay behind my ear either ,,,

Get your ears pinned back, so you can look cool with a pencil being held by them.

Or just stick it IN your ear. "

You shouldn’t put anything smaller than your finger in your ear dr Hilary says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck one on a lanyard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got some crayons you can borrow if ya like

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"I suggest not putting it in your pocket! "

I use the hooky thing and it falls off and bloody loose it!

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Never had one that’s exploded before, sometimes just trickles out

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Chuck one on a lanyard "

Had 1 on a tractable string, bloody thing fell apart ! Sorry got swearing ,,

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Use other peoples' pens and let them worry about the odd explosion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carry a minimum of 3 pens on my person at work (there's always some buffoon that cant find theirs).

Ive never had a pen explode, and i do quite physical work.

Can i suggest changing the type/brand you use??

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Get a Parker Pen. They’re highly reliable

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"I carry a minimum of 3 pens on my person at work (there's always some buffoon that cant find theirs).

Ive never had a pen explode, and i do quite physical work.

Can i suggest changing the type/brand you use??"

I think I have a higher bod temp esp my legs, lost count of times I reach into pocket to have hands covered in ink , that means trousers marked , leg looks like I have been kicked ,, tried cheap tried expensive ,,, it’s just a pain ,,,, I feel I am alone ,, But won’t let if effect my life style

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

Have you tried putting pen/pencil in a single pen case? Might not stop the exploding but might protect your clothes?

There are some cool leather ones available as well as hard cases. . .

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Initially mis-read the title of this thread

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Have you tried putting pen/pencil in a single pen case? Might not stop the exploding but might protect your clothes?

There are some cool leather ones available as well as hard cases. . . "

There is hope ,, brill idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pen pocket on your sleeves? Works for most of our Emergency service teams.

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate


"Have you tried putting pen/pencil in a single pen case? Might not stop the exploding but might protect your clothes?

There are some cool leather ones available as well as hard cases. . .

There is hope ,, brill idea "

Put it on your Christmas list. Maybe Santa will help you out

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Have a pen pocket on your sleeves? Works for most of our Emergency service teams."

Will need to replace a lot of shirts , but it’s an idea , cheers

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Grow your hair, wear it in a ponytail, and keep a pen in there...I never lose pens that are poked into my ponytail

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields

Surprised this wasn't an "it's all over the news" Tom thread.

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Grow your hair, wear it in a ponytail, and keep a pen in there...I never lose pens that are poked into my ponytail "

Bald lol , maybe Velcro strip ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Chuck one on a lanyard "

This!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Stinking pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not penis ,,,,does anyone have exploding pen issues ? Explode in pocket /shirt

Have tried a pencil end up stabbing my hand ,, tried pen on string ( they break) , then when they don’t explode they stop working , felt tips dry out

Any tips ??? Excuse pun "

Exploding pens?

We don’t really go for that kind of thing anymore.....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Grow your hair, wear it in a ponytail, and keep a pen in there...I never lose pens that are poked into my ponytail

Bald lol , maybe Velcro strip ?? "

That's easy then, get one of those suction cap pen holders for whiteboards - put the pen in the holder and stick it on your bonce. Sorted!

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Grow your hair, wear it in a ponytail, and keep a pen in there...I never lose pens that are poked into my ponytail

Bald lol , maybe Velcro strip ??

That's easy then, get one of those suction cap pen holders for whiteboards - put the pen in the holder and stick it on your bonce. Sorted! "

Love this 1!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Get a Parker Pen. They’re highly reliable "

*Yes M'Lady.......

Winston

*older readers may appreciate this more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only pen I use is for my French letters.

It does tend to explode though

If you know, you know

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By *eigh guy OP   Man
over a year ago

wigan


"Get a Parker Pen. They’re highly reliable

*Yes M'Lady.......

Winston

*older readers may appreciate this more. "

Parker’s penis in lady Penelope’s hand ,,,, bloody sticky keyboard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The only pen I use is for my French letters.

It does tend to explode though

If you know, you know "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Not penis ,,,,does anyone have exploding pen issues ? Explode in pocket /shirt

Have tried a pencil end up stabbing my hand ,, tried pen on string ( they break) , then when they don’t explode they stop working , felt tips dry out

Any tips ??? Excuse pun "

Is that you Charles ?

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