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By *mileyB OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northwood

My Grandma used to say 'oooh it's a lazy wind - because it can't be bothered to go around you, it just goes straight through you.

Also a cheating sun, because it's out there and it's shining but it isn't warm.

I love them. Any other wonderful quaint sayings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf dog, "its all coming back to me" as he pissed into the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Act naturally.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine imitation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.... Used to get told this a lot when I was a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you pick your nose, your brain will fall out

duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.... Used to get told this a lot when I was a child "

I got told this too!

When you fall and break your neck don't come running to me. . . . .

I'm turning into my mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.... Used to get told this a lot when I was a child

I got told this too!

When you fall and break your neck don't come running to me. . . . .

I'm turning into my mother!"

Ha ha I remember that one too....

Oh and if you don't stop crying, I will give you something to cry for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another my gran used to say to me was, if you eat all your carrots they will make you see in the dark, it never worked

duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was kicking a football against a wall when a grumpy old man came out and shouted "I'll teach you to kick a ball against my wall"

I wish he had cos I was a shit footballer.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

If I , David was naughty my dad used to threaten me with.."one of cagneys ones"......the older ones will know

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