FabSwingers.com forum: The tomb of King Tut

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Contained everything for his afterlife .

What would you take?

Me, my Viz Annuals, everything Rick Mayall every stared in, a few jizz mags and a large bottle of Lea and Perrins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A defibrillator.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A defibrillator."
do you have trouble with your car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?

Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin, lemonade, my kindle and my vibrator......sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?

Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax

Do electric chariots not use the road?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?

Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax

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ballox take some money with you too

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Gin, lemonade, my kindle and my vibrator......sorted!

Leave me some of your knixs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?

Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax

Do electric chariots not use the road?"

Jokes don’t really work around here, do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to take my clothes, I don't fancy wandering around the afterlife naked ..

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I'm going to take my clothes, I don't fancy wandering around the afterlife naked .."

I think you get given some sort of gown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?

Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax

Do electric chariots not use the road?

Jokes don’t really work around here, do they?"

Yours or my contextual analysis of your wish not to pay road tax?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ginger ale.

Noodles.

Yuk sun, sweet & sour, Cantonese sauce. Prawn crackers.

Whitesnake & black Sabbath & Dokken & Hanoi Rocks cd's. Will I need me player too or will they have their own?

An eternal massage & happy ending? I guess I'm in hell right or limbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to take my clothes, I don't fancy wandering around the afterlife naked ..

I think you get given some sort of gown?"

Ah okay, I will leave my clothes behind and take my binoculars instead xx

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Kay burley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kay burley"

My mobile phone. Scare the shit out of the still living…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeup wipes and gaffer tape.

Oh and some killer heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contained everything for his afterlife .

What would you take?

Me, my Viz Annuals, everything Rick Mayall every stared in, a few jizz mags and a large bottle of Lea and Perrins.

Are u using the L&P as lube?!!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My fine antique wallet, my shoes, my inhibitions and the last ten glowing verifications from my paramours.

After a tricentenary period I would like people to know that I was, amongst other things, a champion lover.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Contained everything for his afterlife .

What would you take?

Me, my Viz Annuals, everything Rick Mayall every stared in, a few jizz mags and a large bottle of Lea and Perrins.

Are u using the L&P as lube?!!! "

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