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The Plymouth Eel

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a resident in a place called Plymouth which is is known for its gin found a large eel on his doorstep and had it taken away by the RSPCA. Nobody knows how it got there so is a prankster at work here ?

All over the news ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine from Plymouth had a pet python, he called it Sir Francis Snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he called Argyle?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Lucky the eel wasn't found in the east end. Otherwise it be now jellied and served up with mash and liquor.

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields


"Reports that a resident in a place called Plymouth which is is known for its gin found a large eel on his doorstep and had it taken away by the RSPCA. Nobody knows how it got there so is a prankster at work here ?

All over the news .."

Don't worry, if the prankster got away. Eel be back.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is a river in Plymouth called Eel River no doubt because of all the eel in it

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Eels are migratory so he obliviously took a wrong tributary..

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Eels do travel over land to move between watercourses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a river in Plymouth called Eel River no doubt because of all the eel in it "

That is in Plymouth, USA. Could American eels be finding their way to Devon I wonder ?

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I knew it was going to be you before I even got to the end of the post.

Is there someone we can call for you?

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields


"There is a river in Plymouth called Eel River no doubt because of all the eel in it

That is in Plymouth, USA. Could American eels be finding their way to Devon I wonder ? "

Time to panic!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

You mean it was all over the Plymouth news or all over the UK wide news Tom?

If it's on national news it's obvs. a go slow day.

Although I could imagine it being in the Sun......

More than likely a pissed person dropping something on the floor.

I guess you could say they were head over eels.....?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"You mean it was all over the Plymouth news or all over the UK wide news Tom?

If it's on national news it's obvs. a go slow day.

Although I could imagine it being in the Sun......

More than likely a pissed person dropping something on the floor.

I guess you could say they were head over eels.....? "

Well everyday is a go slow day with these Stop Using Petrol types but it is all over the BBC news... Tom does not make this stuff up..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Tom does not make this stuff up.. "

You should try. Just to see if anyone notices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a fisherman leaving a gift to his beloved.

Standard Plymouth courting ritual, happens all the time.

The bigger the eel, the bigger the... You get the idea

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"It was a fisherman leaving a gift to his beloved.

Standard Plymouth courting ritual, happens all the time.

The bigger the eel, the bigger the... You get the idea "

As a man of Plymouth.. was there much coverage of the story in Plymouth .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fisherman leaving a gift to his beloved.

Standard Plymouth courting ritual, happens all the time.

The bigger the eel, the bigger the... You get the idea

As a man of Plymouth.. was there much coverage of the story in Plymouth . "

I didn't see anything, the local media are too busy reporting on a jungle in Australia or Katie Price's latest antics.

Nothing much local about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had an Eel I'd call him Neil

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"You mean it was all over the Plymouth news or all over the UK wide news Tom?

If it's on national news it's obvs. a go slow day.

Although I could imagine it being in the Sun......

More than likely a pissed person dropping something on the floor.

I guess you could say they were head over eels.....? "

Well it was all over the Cornish news, but so was Gary Barlow going to a restaurant, so yes it was obviously a very slow news day.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is a group of brothers in Plymouth called the Plymouth Brethren...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Was it an electric eel?

If so that would be shocking!!

A

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

When you open the door,

And an eels on the floor,

That's a Moray...

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

This was a grey tide eel by a shop to increase the number of customers.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"When you open the door,

And an eels on the floor,

That's a Moray..."

Than is much cleverer than people have credited you for

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"When you open the door,

And an eels on the floor,

That's a Moray...

Than is much cleverer than people have credited you for "

Cheers

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Fulham


"When you open the door,

And an eels on the floor,

That's a Moray..."

Fair play sir - that's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you open the door,

And an eels on the floor,

That's a Moray...

Than is much cleverer than people have credited you for "

Its a popular meme

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Reports that a resident in a place called Plymouth which is is known for its gin found a large eel on his doorstep and had it taken away by the RSPCA. Nobody knows how it got there so is a prankster at work here ?

All over the news .."
we've had so much rain in Devon lately it probably swam there and was stranded when rain stopped for 5 minutes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Kids have stepped up their game since the old bag of dog shit on the doorstep.

The mr

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