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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

A soft bake would be lush I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We put batter on anything and everything here in Scotland. Mars bars , pizzas , pickled onions even chip rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Greggs Cornish Pasty

I wouldn't be sharing it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A soft bake would be lush I reckon "

Imagine the lava burn if it has jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We put batter on anything and everything here in Scotland. Mars bars , pizzas , pickled onions even chip rolls "

The same chippy tried to get me to have a battered chip butty like wtf !

I can't even comprehend a battered pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Greggs Cornish Pasty

I wouldn't be sharing it though "

omg that would surely be a entire months calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"A soft bake would be lush I reckon

Imagine the lava burn if it has jam "

The ones I'm talking about are oats and choc chips

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A battered chicken burrito

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

There was a chippy in my local town that'd batter any chocolate bar you brought in... Battered Mars bars were the favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?"

Side note have you ever had an Oreo milkshake? HEAVEN!

If batter you up. Actually does that mean beat? I don't mean beat.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I tend to indiscriminately throw Cinnamon at anything edible, and then see if the prevailing wind agrees with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do battered babybel in my local chippy

Mr C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?

Side note have you ever had an Oreo milkshake? HEAVEN!

If batter you up. Actually does that mean beat? I don't mean beat. "

Ooo i quite like a milkshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They do battered babybel in my local chippy

Mr C "

I've got some baby bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do battered babybel in my local chippy

Mr C "

Brie cooked in pastry is lush but very rich so I get the principle. I think one of those soft goat cheeses in batter would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local Chip shop does Battered Toasted Sandwiches.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Donald Trump.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


".. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?"

But Oreos are awful, just sweet with no flavour at all, how did deep frying one in batter make it any less awful?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Chip butties (with curry sauce,beans,beans and cheese,gravy,cheese and gravy), doner kebab chunks,double cheeseburgers (no bun), Mars bars,jaffa cakes,double decker,apple pie,oreos are on the list of one of my local chippies, basically if you can batter it they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?

But Oreos are awful, just sweet with no flavour at all, how did deep frying one in batter make it any less awful? "

It's like the worst of American food mixed with the worst of British food

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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight


"That sounds awful "

They ate both appalling and amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We put batter on anything and everything here in Scotland. Mars bars , pizzas , pickled onions even chip rolls

The same chippy tried to get me to have a battered chip butty like wtf !

I can't even comprehend a battered pizza "

Battered pizza is actually quite tasty you’d be surprised

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

All these sound like healthy options here in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these sound like healthy options here in Scotland "

I once went to a chippy in Dundee which offered 'diet' batter.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Aaaaaand now I want a battered pizza. And to try the oreo (guessing they're bite sized?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?"

I’d feed you some battered okra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My local Chip shop does Battered Toasted Sandwiches. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. .I had a battered oreo pressed upon me to try at the chippy... At first it was horrific, then.. 'oh!' followed shortly after by the climatic ending.... 'mmmmm, kinda good but so wrong'

How do people dream these things up

What would you batter and feed to customers?

But Oreos are awful, just sweet with no flavour at all, how did deep frying one in batter make it any less awful? "

It kinda went 'cakey and soft'.. It was a definite improvement on how they are usually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All these sound like healthy options here in Scotland

I once went to a chippy in Dundee which offered 'diet' batter. "

What is diet batter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaaand now I want a battered pizza. And to try the oreo (guessing they're bite sized?) "

Gob sized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We put batter on anything and everything here in Scotland. Mars bars , pizzas , pickled onions even chip rolls "

That reminds me of when Scotland faced Italy in a football match the Scottish fans chanted "Deep fry your pizzas. We're gonna deep fry your pizzas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Scottish we have battered every

Battered twix is awesome

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