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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Police have caught a criminal called The Cat Flap Burgler who got his name by using catflaps to reach in and grab house keys etc ..

He targeted houses with cat flaps. Tom wonders how many police man hours are used in inventing these sexed up names for criminals they are after..

It's all over the news ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait? What did Tom think “Cat Flaps” were?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also….

It’s all over the meows

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Up in Yorkshire we have a bloke and his dog. He's the Flat Cap Burglar and he likes to Whippet.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Hours? Seconds.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Is see there's also one who likes to break in through a flap I. Ladies toilets, he's called the piss flap burglar

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Is that more vulgar slang for a "Turd Burglar"?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Not guilty if the cat flap was big enough for me to get through I don't want to be meeting the cat as I think it may not be domestic.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Similar happened in Ikea- that was the flat pack burglar

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Similar happened in Ikea- that was the flat pack burglar"

Crips how complex were his assembly instructions.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is "sexed up" about a cat flap ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"The Police have caught a criminal called The Cat Flap Burgler who got his name by using catflaps to reach in and grab house keys etc ..

He targeted houses with cat flaps. Tom wonders how many police man hours are used in inventing these sexed up names for criminals they are after..

It's all over the news .."

I can just imagine a police officer, sat at a desk, tasked with dreaming up a fresh moniker for the “burglar who takes advantage of cat flaps”, now then; cat flap, burglar, what can I call him? This is going to take me hours……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom wonders how many police man hours are used in inventing these sexed up names for criminals they are after..

It's all over the news .."

Er.

None? That sort of thing gets left to the media.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Similar happened in Ikea- that was the flat pack burglar

Crips how complex were his assembly instructions."

They didn't start out at Ikea, they built up experience over time, originally starting with footwear for the summer...the flip flop burglar

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Purrhaps it doesn’t take too long to invent these names Tom

The modus operandi of the “burglar” was to use a “cat flap” to grab keys and enter the property.

Method - Cat Flap

Activity Burglary

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are these police leaking these names of these criminals to the media though... Just for a few extra quid. Many cops are using food banks these days.

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

the crap flap burglar; he got stuck x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Also….

It’s all over the meows "
mews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are these police leaking these names of these criminals to the media though... Just for a few extra quid. Many cops are using food banks these days. "

Maybe they’re doing it to add money to the Christmas party kitty.

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

"Up in Yorkshire we have a bloke and his dog. He's the Flat Cap Burglar and he likes to Whippet."

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