FabSwingers.com forum: If I had £1 for everytime …

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. (WHAT?) .. I’d be a rich man / woman / variant thereof* (*delete as applicable)

What’s YOUR (what?) Fabsters?

What would make YOU wealthy if you had £1 each time it happened?

(Yeah, yeah, things like breathing / blinking etc very funny, but c’mon be creative

)

Me? Cant think of anything. I’ll pop back later (to bump the thread when it’s floundering on page 2..

) if I think of anything

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Every time I get asked my bra size - might have to put it on profile so non site supporters don't waste messages

- Xeno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shiny bellend graced my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime someone said 'they must be bigger, they look bigger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had £1 for every time Forest Whitaker looked at me I’d have 50p.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Someone cut me up at a roundabout.

The self service checkout told me "an assistant will be with you shortly"

Our cat got one of us up in the night

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Every time I told my dogs to get out from under my feet, I'd have enough to pay for a private room while I recover from the broken hip from tripping over them.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Every time I get asked my bra size - might have to put it on profile so non site supporters don't waste messages

- Xeno"

Yup, me too. I really hate it!!!

Mr SauceyTwo

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"you are actually pretty considering you're a trans person "

get this one alot if I am talking to people and I bring up I am transgender or someone tells them

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Asked if I would be up for a FFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone created a thread on here about why people don't reply to messages

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Every time we get a cock in the inbox.

Mrs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Every time I see a car turning without signalling. I swear they expect you to be a fricking mind reader grr

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Every time someone asks 'what are you looking for on here'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every time someone asks 'what are you looking for on here'

.. is it …. Sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/22 10:03:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pound for every introduction I send that remains unread would make me a rich man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…a married man contacted me, who reckons he’s read my profile. Don’t think you have, me ol fruit

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Every time someone asks 'what are you looking for on here'

.. is it …. Sex?

I got that message about 4 minutes ago as it goes . my reply was simply. "your mum if I can find her mate " got blocked

Do I win the interweb now this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/22 10:12:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every photo I see that has red inflamed skin down below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think iv done anything a billion times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time some asked me to fix a phone or laptop etc and heard ‘no….’ When I asked if they had a backup. Sorry Brenda, your kids birthday party pics are toast forever, they gone! Backup your photos people, news flash: computers break…

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Every time my PPT gives me design suggestions on a slide…

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By *trawberry shortcake 9999Woman
over a year ago

Ever time I say I won't drink shots or mix my drinks... but here I am, still in bed, thinking of all the carbs I will consume today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/22 10:41:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I get told you would be pretty if you lost weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Love an older woman'

'Will you be my Mummy'

I'd but buy a hundred and twenty three creme eggs

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I farted and it turned out to be chunkier than expected...

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Everytime someone told me I look young, well younger than I am. And long may it continue ?? ~ Luna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time a guy says

"I know you are looking for females, but thought id message you and see if you might be interested in a meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Love an older woman'

'Will you be my Mummy'

I'd but buy a hundred and twenty three creme eggs"

Creme eggs at this time of year? Are you crazy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Love an older woman'

'Will you be my Mummy'

I'd but buy a hundred and twenty three creme eggs

Creme eggs at this time of year? Are you crazy?"

Grade A batshit boss

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

On a night out I was asked if people could have their picture taken with me. On a good night, it would pay for the evening out

I don't mind pics, but no autographs, mind

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Every time I get asked my bra size - might have to put it on profile so non site supporters don't waste messages

- Xeno

Yup, me too. I really hate it!!!

Mr SauceyTwo"

It's so boring isn't it? I wouldn't mind if they were offering to buy the bras

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The amount of companies i phone up who are experiencing 'unprecedented call volumes'

Really?

all of you all the time?

maybe get more than one fucking office junior answering the phone might help?

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Every time I'm asked, "nice tits, what size are they"

Or the classic, "what brings you to Fab?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone talked shit about football on a football thread...

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

If I had a quid for every "want to watch you fuck my wife" type of message and the subsequent exchanges which I've received over the years...

....one guy alone would owe me a few hundred - he bombarded me on-and-off for three years on Yahoo IM...

....there would be quite a few others who'd also owe three-figure sums - and many of lesser amounts, but which would all add up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shiny bellend graced my inbox."

Hey cmon now I know I'm not for everyone but calling me a bellend is a bit much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/22 13:04:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time a guy says

"I know you are looking for females, but thought id message you and see if you might be interested in a meet""

Tbf your profile says looking for men

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