FabSwingers.com forum: Today I discovered.....

By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

This thread will die on its arse.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread will die on its arse.

Winston "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going have to Google what they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread will die on its arse.

Winston

I’ll bump it for you every now and then until it reaches 175 replies !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston "

So have I now, thanks to this thread!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I was brave, Winston, and I googled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet but I’ll let you know if I do OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't go Ramsgate to Le Harve I'm just not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this some Jane McDonald kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winston = Google safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’ve discovered ‘gig drop’ is a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muck Sticky.

You're welcome. (I think!)

Lxx

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"This thread will die on its arse.

Winston

I’ll bump it for you every now and then until it reaches 175 replies ! "

Merci....

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Winston = Google safe.

Always.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to stop post it notes from curling up......

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think I've seen these in films. Didn't know they were called that.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Look a bit like floating shanty towns

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I was brave, Winston, and I googled

You're always safe with me Babs.

Winston

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Jam and cream horn omg

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Look a bit like floating shanty towns

Yup, just like shanty towns.

https://youtu.be/b6utGZQ9Sks

Winston

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Look a bit like floating shanty towns

Yup, just like shanty towns.

https://youtu.be/b6utGZQ9Sks

Winston"

I was exaggerating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to stop post it notes from curling up......"

Fold the sticky bit over on itself.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I've become a great grandma for the second time this month! Amazing! X

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Look a bit like floating shanty towns

Yup, just like shanty towns.

https://youtu.be/b6utGZQ9Sks

Winston

I was exaggerating

By a fair margin.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

FabulousAndBearded

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Bump

Fabulous and Bearded, he always delivers on his promises.

Ladies, don't pass him by.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Fabulous and Bearded, he always delivers on his promises.

Ladies, don't pass him by.

Winston "

I love a bit of false advertising

Bumping that again for you until it reaches the desired target !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Not discovered something new

But rather rediscovered something beautiful!

I came across John Keats’ poem “ La Belle Dame Sans Merci “

I haven’t read it for years and had forgotten how beautiful it is.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston "

Just scrolled through Google looking for the Urban Dictionary meaning only to find that this 'is what it is'.

Thanks. That's 90 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bumping shite threads to the max!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bumping shite threads to the max!"

Someone has to ! And I promise I will until it reaches 175 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bumping shite threads to the max!

Someone has to ! And I promise I will until it reaches 175 ! "

Gotta admire your determination fab, no one likes a quitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bumping shite threads to the max!

Someone has to ! And I promise I will until it reaches 175 !

Gotta admire your determination fab, no one likes a quitter!

I haven’t cummed yet. Otherwise, I’d be already in my car heading home.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Today I discovered, sounds similar to Simon Whistlers' Today I found series on YT.

I've seen a lot of Tom Scott's videos too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NGL I thought it was going to be very different!

You go Winston!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"FabulousAndBearded

"
a quel pointe-etait il gentil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bumping shite threads to the max!

Someone has to ! And I promise I will until it reaches 175 !

Gotta admire your determination fab, no one likes a quitter!

I haven’t cummed yet. Otherwise, I’d be already in my car heading home. "

That 175 is gonna be your best orgasm yet

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"How to stop post it notes from curling up......

Fold the sticky bit over on itself."

Aren't they just bits of paper then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded

a quel pointe-etait il gentil?

Je suis un connard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bumping shite threads to the max!

Someone has to ! And I promise I will until it reaches 175 !

Gotta admire your determination fab, no one likes a quitter!

I haven’t cummed yet. Otherwise, I’d be already in my car heading home.

That 175 is gonna be your best orgasm yet"

Looking forward to it x

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston

Just scrolled through Google looking for the Urban Dictionary meaning only to find that this 'is what it is'.

Thanks. That's 90 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

It's not all about filth and dirty words yah know.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Bump

There's a new dance that's going around called the....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

There's a new dance that's going around called the.... "

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded

a quel pointe-etait il gentil?

Je suis un connard

Here its pronounced Cunard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded

a quel pointe-etait il gentil?

Je suis un connard

Here its pronounced Cunard

exactly how we say it there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what this thread really needs.

More Winston.

Tell us Winston, what is your story? What are your hopes and dreams? Reveal little by little and this thread will bloom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"FabulousAndBearded

a quel pointe-etait il gentil?

Je suis un connard

"
Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Dayuse app for hotel rooms.

How have I only just discovered this, thanks to these forums? Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

This is going to take a long time to get to 175!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What do you get on your head when you bang it?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Powered vent openers for greenhouses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discovered i still make vaginas drip like leaky taps at the very thought of me ripping off there clothes its good to know these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to take a long time to get to 175! "

I do try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets dark early these days doesn't it...?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve discovered that if I keep absentmindedly pulling on the toggle on my jacket eventually the other end disappears in to the hood, never to be seen again

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve discovered that if I keep absentmindedly pulling on the toggle on my jacket eventually the other end disappears in to the hood, never to be seen again

You need a knitting needle or a skewer to poke it through

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve discovered that if I keep absentmindedly pulling on the toggle on my jacket eventually the other end disappears in to the hood, never to be seen again

You need a knitting needle or a skewer to poke it through

Sounds promising, sadly I have neither to hand although some poking guidance does sound like a good idea!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Thinking of stripping the oven down and giving it a pre Christmas clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of stripping the oven down and giving it a pre Christmas clean "

Always thinking about getting things nude you are, that's your problem

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Who grassed up Frank Ross in Out

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you."

Like Ariel washing pods?

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston "

Well I didn't know they were called that - thank you

I discovered that there was a Ford Endura

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you."

My boys are all have a PMA, lose the pearls, get some Winston spaff up yer fandango Meli.

Winston

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you.

Like Ariel washing pods? "

Yep. Exactly that. Give it some good 3 in 1 action and you'll be ready to carry on making bad decisions.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you.

My boys are all have a PMA, lose the pearls, get some Winston spaff up yer fandango Meli.

Winston "

Such filth. Love it. My fandango is ready for a good tango, Winston.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you.

My boys are all have a PMA, lose the pearls, get some Winston spaff up yer fandango Meli.

Winston

Such filth. Love it. My fandango is ready for a good tango, Winston."

You won't regret it Meli.

Well, not until the morning when you come to your senses.

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

That you can cook a full English breakfast in a slow cooker.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 99 comments to go! Cmon winston!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

My sperm are not negative, thank you. Optimistic, joyous little fuckers to a tadpole.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Thinking of stripping the oven down and giving it a pre Christmas clean

Always thinking about getting things nude you are, that's your problem"

Not in this weather

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Just 99 comments to go! Cmon winston!"

I'm relying on Fabulous and Bearded here.

To be fair, I did say the thread would die on its arse.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of stripping the oven down and giving it a pre Christmas clean

Always thinking about getting things nude you are, that's your problem

Not in this weather

I'm nude under my fluffy dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just 99 comments to go! Cmon winston!

I'm relying on Fabulous and Bearded here.

To be fair, I did say the thread would die on its arse.

Winston "

We will not let that happen to you Winston!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Just 99 comments to go! Cmon winston!

I'm relying on Fabulous and Bearded here.

To be fair, I did say the thread would die on its arse.

Winston

We will not let that happen to you Winston! "

I've got no room in my old head for new learning. It's chock a block full of nonsense.

I'm relying on the young uns, them with sponges for brains....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston "

I looked them up. That is so awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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over a year ago

Bump

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My sperm are not negative, thank you. Optimistic, joyous little fuckers to a tadpole."

I dunno.... yoni beads to detox your vagina wouldn't exist without reason to surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese mites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

You should probably get that checked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

You should probably get that checked out

Will do when this reach 175. I promised !

Otherwise I need to fuck a watermelon for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

You should probably get that checked out

Will do when this reach 175. I promised !

Otherwise I need to fuck a watermelon for real "

Still better than the other way round

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"My sperm are not negative, thank you. Optimistic, joyous little fuckers to a tadpole.

I dunno.... yoni beads to detox your vagina wouldn't exist without reason to surely? "

Antivenom exists for a reason, too, but not everything is venomous.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston "

I've seen them used in movies and such but Top Gear is my most recent recalling of them.

Today I learned that a good quality turkey is vair expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

You should probably get that checked out

Will do when this reach 175. I promised !

Otherwise I need to fuck a watermelon for real

Still better than the other way round"

how I missed that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Today I discovered that a video can be so erotic I'll beg to see it again.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Today I discovered that a video can be so erotic I'll beg to see it again."

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I'll do another with my vest off if you like.

Winston

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I love being tied to a chair and slapped around.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"That you can buy yoni pearls to insert in your quim and detox you from all that negative male energy you've had spaffed inside you.

Like Ariel washing pods?

Yep. Exactly that. Give it some good 3 in 1 action and you'll be ready to carry on making bad decisions."

Was this endorsed by Ariel 13?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

. I am

Very consistent with my promise Winston

Didn’t even knew I had it in me

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston

Just scrolled through Google looking for the Urban Dictionary meaning only to find that this 'is what it is'.

Thanks. That's 90 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

FML just wasted a full minute scrolling through this thread and a further 30 seconds replying to help kill this off

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston

Just scrolled through Google looking for the Urban Dictionary meaning only to find that this 'is what it is'.

Thanks. That's 90 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

FML just wasted a full minute scrolling through this thread and a further 30 seconds replying to help kill this off"

Why would you want to kill off a light hearted thread?

^^^^^ funsponge

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Bump

. I am

Very consistent with my promise Winston

Didn’t even knew I had it in me

^he said "had it in me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

. I am

Very consistent with my promise Winston

Didn’t even knew I had it in me

^he said "had it in me" "

count on you to spot that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston

Just scrolled through Google looking for the Urban Dictionary meaning only to find that this 'is what it is'.

Thanks. That's 90 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

FML just wasted a full minute scrolling through this thread and a further 30 seconds replying to help kill this off

Why would you want to kill off a light hearted thread?

^^^^^ funsponge

Winston

Is that like a car wash sponge stuck up the vag to catch all the sperms?

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Reaction Ferries..... So simple, so clever.

What have you discovered?

Winston

Just scrolled through Google looking for the Urban Dictionary meaning only to find that this 'is what it is'.

Thanks. That's 90 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

FML just wasted a full minute scrolling through this thread and a further 30 seconds replying to help kill this off

Why would you want to kill off a light hearted thread?

^^^^^ funsponge

Winston

Is that like a car wash sponge stuck up the vag to catch all the sperms?"

Yes, just like that.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bump again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bump again. "

I shall add this comment as a charitable donation to the cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Bump again.

I shall add this comment as a charitable donation to the cause

Thank you Because it is hard to have that thread on my shoulders! I made a promise !

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I discovered 2 alternative sites for engaging in negotiable affection following a thread here in which someone was foolishly scammed. I’d happily unlearn this information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good things are returning back to normal. I can sleep well tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discovered f&b may be a belgium jewel thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I discovered I'll be married with 10 year old twins before this thread finally fucking goes

TO THE MAX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I discovered f&b may be a belgium jewel thief"

My bollocks are from Namur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered I'll be married with 10 year old twins before this thread finally fucking goes

TO THE MAX"

Oi ! It is getting there dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just complete this now? For Winston (battle cries)

What was the very first thing you did this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just complete this now? For Winston (battle cries)

What was the very first thing you did this morning? "

Drop a brown package down the loo while thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just complete this now? For Winston (battle cries)

What was the very first thing you did this morning?

Drop a brown package down the loo while thinking of you "

Dropped*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh fuck this and this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh fuck this and this thread

You asked dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered I'll be married with 10 year old twins before this thread finally fucking goes

TO THE MAX"

Awww congrats! Will you keep your man profile for secret meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered 2 alternative sites for engaging in negotiable affection following a thread here in which someone was foolishly scammed. I’d happily unlearn this information. "

What's negotiable affection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discovered the moon . Isn’t made of cheese.. ( damn it )

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"This thread will die on its arse.

Winston "

Apparently not.

Well played F & B, well played.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered 2 alternative sites for engaging in negotiable affection following a thread here in which someone was foolishly scammed. I’d happily unlearn this information.

What's negotiable affection? "

Paying for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread will die on its arse.

Winston

Apparently not.

Well played F & B, well played.

Winston "

I am trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered 2 alternative sites for engaging in negotiable affection following a thread here in which someone was foolishly scammed. I’d happily unlearn this information.

What's negotiable affection?

Paying for sex "

Ahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/11/22 17:34:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered I'll be married with 10 year old twins before this thread finally fucking goes

TO THE MAX

Awww congrats! Will you keep your man profile for secret meets?

No I retire in 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered I'll be married with 10 year old twins before this thread finally fucking goes

TO THE MAX

Awww congrats! Will you keep your man profile for secret meets?

No I retire in 3 hours "

You have a good body for a pensioner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered I'll be married with 10 year old twins before this thread finally fucking goes

TO THE MAX

Awww congrats! Will you keep your man profile for secret meets?

No I retire in 3 hours

You have a good body for a pensioner. "

It gets better as I age. I'm like that awful Brad Pitt film I lost hours of my life to. Except I don't turn into a freaky man child

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!"

The regular numbers aka 175

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!

The regular numbers aka 175 "

This is 140. Not close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!

The regular numbers aka 175

This is 140. Not close enough "

Then you’ll see it around a bit longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!"

Look talk more about how good my body is and it'll be over in no time!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!

The regular numbers aka 175

This is 140. Not close enough

Then you’ll see it around a bit longer

Or........unconventional I know, it could just be ignored.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab and bearded is it me or once this is done is the chimney sweep thread gonna take over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!

The regular numbers aka 175

This is 140. Not close enough

Then you’ll see it around a bit longer

Or........unconventional I know, it could just be ignored.

Winston "

This late in the damn game?!

Winston we are not quitters here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab and bearded is it me or once this is done is the chimney sweep thread gonna take over?"

I can’t deny or confirm that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the love of God how many more posts till this one can be put to sleep?!

The regular numbers aka 175

This is 140. Not close enough

Then you’ll see it around a bit longer

Or........unconventional I know, it could just be ignored.

Winston

This late in the damn game?!

Winston we are not quitters here!"

Except when I cum fast

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Fab and bearded is it me or once this is done is the chimney sweep thread gonna take over?"

I might head over there. Plenty of innuendo and double entendre to be had in those parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab and bearded is it me or once this is done is the chimney sweep thread gonna take over?

I might head over there. Plenty of innuendo and double entendre to be had in those parts"

Can we not just this out before the game?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new."

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I discovered I do indeed hate Wednesdays.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Vanadium Flow batteries!

Seem like an interesting storage option for large scale renewable energy projects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I discovered I do indeed hate Wednesdays.

We are Saturday Luv

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fab and bearded is it me or once this is done is the chimney sweep thread gonna take over?

I might head over there. Plenty of innuendo and double entendre to be had in those parts"

Lady Astor asked me what a double entendre was, so I gave her one.

Winston

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all"

Beautiful, properly brought a tear to my eye. Good job everyone.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all"

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston "

I am off for thé 2nd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston

I am off for thé 2nd lol "

This has even broken fab and bearded!

A truly testing time. But this is the finishing lap now. The final hurdle. I can already taste it...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Once again I have been lured back to this frickin thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston

I am off for thé 2nd lol

This has even broken fab and bearded!

A truly testing time. But this is the finishing lap now. The final hurdle. I can already taste it..."

And usually I can take a lot

Read between the lines guys and send me pictures of your cocks

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

It was actually yesterday for me I discovered Liverpool Hotel are fair dear to stay in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Once again I have been lured back to this frickin thread

It happens to even the strong amongst us. What have you discovered today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once again I have been lured back to this frickin thread

Yes HC welcome to the party? Gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston

I am off for thé 2nd lol

This has even broken fab and bearded!

A truly testing time. But this is the finishing lap now. The final hurdle. I can already taste it...

And usually I can take a lot

Read between the lines guys and send me pictures of your cocks "

Oh you scamp for you you can add me as a friend and all is revealed

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I today discovered that I couldn't get it erect no matter how I tried pulling and yanking it

My Christmas tree ofc

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Today I have discovered that if I put in the effort and concentrate properly I’ve still got the gift of the gab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston

I am off for thé 2nd lol

This has even broken fab and bearded!

A truly testing time. But this is the finishing lap now. The final hurdle. I can already taste it...

And usually I can take a lot

Read between the lines guys and send me pictures of your cocks

Oh you scamp for you you can add me as a friend and all is revealed "

But you’ll see my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I today discovered that I couldn't get it erect no matter how I tried pulling and yanking it

My Christmas tree ofc"

You need to stimulate your Christmas tree to stand upright?

Poor performer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Hai Winston. This thread not full yet? Wank.

Today I discovered it's really hot if someone is as equally passionate about your degree subject as you are.

I also found out that there's a thing called the red nail theory.

I'll come back tomorrow and let you know what's new.

Today I discovered that tonight this will all be over. A well-deserved effort from all

Unless there's a "Today I discovered.....2, The Sequel"

Winston

I am off for thé 2nd lol

This has even broken fab and bearded!

A truly testing time. But this is the finishing lap now. The final hurdle. I can already taste it...

And usually I can take a lot

Read between the lines guys and send me pictures of your cocks

Oh you scamp for you you can add me as a friend and all is revealed

But you’ll see my face "

Oh CHRIST ABORT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I'm saying this but...any last words Fab and Winston (crying emoji)

I think you've all shown grace, commitment, and strength throughout this. God bless you all. Winston, this thread will indeed not die on its ass. It has been filled with bonding, laughter, and facts I'll never think about again.

Godspeed you guys.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspiring words. HC? Winston?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I discovered how to post to closed threads

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