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"So you are the one in charge of the Saturday 12th Nov census this year ? " Yes...I will be sending you 50 random questions to answer after roll call has finished.. | |||
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"Yawwwwnnn.. Here, but still horizontal listening to my pussy purring " Good morning midnight...can you please report to my office immediately! | |||
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"Morning. I'm reporting in while i lie in my warm bed. Who doing breakie and making the tea?" Good morning...I've already had breakfast but don't mind to have a second one with you.... | |||
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"Yawwwwnnn.. Here, but still horizontal listening to my pussy purring Good morning midnight...can you please report to my office immediately!"
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"Morning everyone. Happy Saturday one and all! "Morning daftarse and I hope you have a happy Saturday also... | |||
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"Morning Ash Present And Correct Sir "Morning Clacton...you have passed this mornings inspection..... | |||
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"SIR, yes SIR! Although the Benny Hill salute doesn’t quite go with the US Marine voice "Morning Adam...I think we should keep the Benny Hill Salute.... | |||
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"Here! Showered and dressed seductively "Morning gerilots....looking good on Saturdays forum roll call... | |||
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"Partially present, some way off correct" Morning Saisei...that's a good start... | |||
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"I am here, I am also naked in bed but that's ok yeah? NBVN x" Good morning NBVN...I don't see any problem at all... | |||
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"Good morning! Coffee in bed with the window open and the birds singing "Good morning Rebel... I hope the birds are in good voice this morning | |||
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"I am present and standing to attention" Morning King...you have passed inspection....have a great day... | |||
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"I am here, I am also naked in bed but that's ok yeah? NBVN x" That’s totally ok just watch you don’t spill the tea | |||
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"Here. Havnt been on in a long time. " Morning MD89...Nice to see you back again..... | |||
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"Flirtman reporting for duty..." Thanks for reporting for duty flirtman..... | |||
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"Good morning Ash, good morning Fab! Present and reporting for perving duty "Good morning deeliciouschaos....I hope your day of perving is successful | |||
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"Good morning Ash, all present and correct here "Morning my lovely Babs....i hope you have a lovely day... | |||
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"I am here, I am also naked in bed but that's ok yeah? NBVN x That’s totally ok just watch you don’t spill the tea" A strategically tucked duvet is giving protection against coffee spillage
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"Good morning all present but not correct in the slightest "Morning HannaBarbera....thanks for being present.... | |||
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Morning my lovely Babs....i hope you have a lovely day... "I’m going to have a wonderful day thank you and later it may involve wrapping Christmas presents 
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"I am here, I am also naked in bed but that's ok yeah? NBVN x That’s totally ok just watch you don’t spill the tea A strategically tucked duvet is giving protection against coffee spillage
NBVN x" | |||
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"Good morning from Bristol. Definitely present, rarely correct…" Good morning and thanks for reporting in Bristol..... | |||
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"We are present Sir…I’ve been practicing C standing to attention a fair bit recently… K" Good morning K..it sounds like C is getting quite a lot of practice | |||
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"Morning all" Morning Cydrew...have a lovely day... | |||
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"Sir yes Sir" Morning dangermouse...returns salute and you have passed inspection.... | |||
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"Am I here? Who knows "Morning custardchucker...we all do now... | |||
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"Good morning Ash, all present and correct here
Morning my lovely Babs....i hope you have a lovely day...
I’m going to have a wonderful day thank you and later it may involve wrapping Christmas presents
Have a lovely day Ash "Enjoy your present wrapping Babs.. I'm going to get our Xmas decorations down today so we can get organised | |||
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"Reporting for Fabbing duty, Sir" Thank you for reporting in for duty this morning | |||
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"Modfather reporting for duty sir " Morning Modfather...have a fabulous Saturday | |||
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Morning Ginandtonic...it's always a pleasure to see you..."Thanks Ash - lazy naked morning forum trawl for us … first club experience for us last night | |||
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"Present... Not correct though" Morning Mimi...Will you ever be correct? | |||
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"Here " Thanks for reporting in Devon.. | |||
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"Here "Morning Grumpy...it wouldn't be a proper roll call if you hadn't reported in... | |||
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"Morning all " Morning alt bearded guy....I hope you have a great Saturday | |||
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"Morning all. I've had a terrible nights sleep. One child had a nightmare, one has a fever, and one decided 5am was the right time to get up and play on the computer. "Morning Rickshawed....sorry that you had such a bad night's sleep and I hope you can rest a little later today. | |||
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"I'm not here " Morning _akeanyone....we can see you... | |||
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"Morning, here! "Morning blondehotwife...are you also correct?.... | |||
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"Good morning Brôther Åsh. †" Good morning brother Nero...how are you doing?.... | |||
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"Buenas Dias Ash, wish you and Lorna a good weekend "Buenas dias Leo and gracias.... It's the last weekend of football before the world cup.. My West Ham desperately need 3 points against Leicester today.... | |||
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Morning Ginandtonic...it's always a pleasure to see you...
Thanks Ash - lazy naked morning forum trawl for us … first club experience for us last night "I hope your first club experience tonight is a fantastic one | |||
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"Present and correct, reporting for duty" Morning Agent Coulson...anything important to report in that we need to know?.... | |||
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Kisses to you and the lovely Lorna!
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"Present....ish" Morning Sh...thanks for being presentish... | |||
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"Buenas Dias Ash, wish you and Lorna a good weekend
Buenas dias Leo and gracias....
It's the last weekend of football before the world cup..
My West Ham desperately need 3 points against Leicester today...."Yes we bloody do | |||
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"I am half present and almost correct "Morning man in a suit...half present is good enough... | |||
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Morning Grumpy...it wouldn't be a proper roll call if you hadn't reported in..."I'm always here like a bad smell | |||
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"Good morning Ash! Kisses to you and the lovely Lorna!
Cherry x"Morning Cherry..sending kisses back to you... | |||
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"Buenas Dias Ash, wish you and Lorna a good weekend
Buenas dias Leo and gracias....
It's the last weekend of football before the world cup..
My West Ham desperately need 3 points against Leicester today....
Yes we bloody do "I will be extremely Grumpy if we don't win! | |||
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Morning Ginandtonic...it's always a pleasure to see you...
Thanks Ash - lazy naked morning forum trawl for us … first club experience for us last night
I hope your first club experience tonight is a fantastic one "It was amazing such fun | |||
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Morning Ginandtonic...it's always a pleasure to see you...
Thanks Ash - lazy naked morning forum trawl for us … first club experience for us last night
I hope your first club experience tonight is a fantastic one
It was amazing such fun " | |||
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"alive again naked in bed playing xbox until I roll my flat ass out of bed to go get breakfast in town in next hour .. aiming to get a McDonalds breakfast . I know I know its bad I am self harming by eating this shit but I have no food in as not been at home for 2 weeks ish " That’s what we need to cure the hangover!! | |||
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"alive again naked in bed playing xbox until I roll my flat ass out of bed to go get breakfast in town in next hour .. aiming to get a McDonalds breakfast . I know I know its bad I am self harming by eating this shit but I have no food in as not been at home for 2 weeks ish " Nothing wrong with the occasional naughty breakfast, it serves a need sometimes. I would say that I hope you enjoy it but that might be asking too much lol | |||
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"alive again naked in bed playing xbox until I roll my flat ass out of bed to go get breakfast in town in next hour .. aiming to get a McDonalds breakfast . I know I know its bad I am self harming by eating this shit but I have no food in as not been at home for 2 weeks ish That’s what we need to cure the hangover!! " Full fat cola and double sausage and egg muffin is the cure for everything. | |||
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"alive again naked in bed playing xbox until I roll my flat ass out of bed to go get breakfast in town in next hour .. aiming to get a McDonalds breakfast . I know I know its bad I am self harming by eating this shit but I have no food in as not been at home for 2 weeks ish That’s what we need to cure the hangover!! " I would pick you both one up but alas it will be cold by time I walk to Chester or eaten | |||
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"alive again naked in bed playing xbox until I roll my flat ass out of bed to go get breakfast in town in next hour .. aiming to get a McDonalds breakfast . I know I know its bad I am self harming by eating this shit but I have no food in as not been at home for 2 weeks ish That’s what we need to cure the hangover!! Full fat cola and double sausage and egg muffin is the cure for everything. " Ha you know the drill | |||
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"Nothing better than a McDonald's breakfast delivered directly to your door. "Oh thats naughty, see I am walking as in my mind if I walk it counter acts the poison I am about to pump into puritan body | |||
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"Nothing better than a McDonald's breakfast delivered directly to your door.
Oh thats naughty, see I am walking as in my mind if I walk it counter acts the poison I am about to pump into puritan body "The way I see is if you're gonna be bad do it properly. | |||
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Morning Ginandtonic...it's always a pleasure to see you...
Thanks Ash - lazy naked morning forum trawl for us … first club experience for us last night
I hope your first club experience tonight is a fantastic one
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"Here sir Owww i like that saying " It's probably best not to give the OP delusions of grandeur, it will go to his head. | |||
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Buenas dias Leo and gracias....
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Yes we bloody do
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"Here sir Owww i like that saying It's probably best not to give the OP delusions of grandeur, it will go to his head. "Bet lot people have got to his head | |||
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"Buenas Dias Ash, wish you and Lorna a good weekend
Buenas dias Leo and gracias....
It's the last weekend of football before the world cup..
My West Ham desperately need 3 points against Leicester today....
Yes we bloody do
I will be extremely Grumpy if we don't win!
Best get prepared then as I'm not optimistic "Chocolate sorts him out so I have made sure we have stocked up for the inevitable. | |||
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"Here sir Owww i like that saying It's probably best not to give the OP delusions of grandeur, it will go to his head.
Bet lot people have got to his head "He wishes | |||
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"Only here in body! We’re a bit delicate this morning " Good morning _randmrsjae....I hope you manage to recover as the day goes on... | |||
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"alive again naked in bed playing xbox until I roll my flat ass out of bed to go get breakfast in town in next hour .. aiming to get a McDonalds breakfast . I know I know its bad I am self harming by eating this shit but I have no food in as not been at home for 2 weeks ish That’s what we need to cure the hangover!! I would pick you both one up but alas it will be cold by time I walk to Chester or eaten "Make mine a Big Mac then please I can always ping it if it gets cold !
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