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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ...... "I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks! | |||
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"  take a pic "I will ...... it wont be flattering though so be prepared to see a fat elf lol   | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
"maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach? | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach? "I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?  | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...? "lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ........... but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ???? | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ...... "Look on the bright side Minxie. When my younger son was 6, all the boys in his class had to be 'Baubles' in the Xmas play - they each had to wear a red smock and have a gold band with baubles hanging from it as they walked proudly into the school hall..... to the massed piss-taking of all the other parents! I have never been soooooo embarrassed! 
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
Look on the bright side Minxie. When my younger son was 6, all the boys in his class had to be 'Baubles' in the Xmas play - they each had to wear a red smock and have a gold band with baubles hanging from it as they walked proudly into the school hall..... to the massed piss-taking of all the other parents!
I have never been soooooo embarrassed!
"I bet he looked lovely as a bauble - wot rotten parents | |||
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"Sounds like you've got the 'elf' part sorted!! Now all you need is a high vis vest and a hard hat for the 'safety' !! "no no no ........ the high vis will clearly clash with the elf dress ....... everyone knows u cant mix green n red with flourescent yellow doh !!!!!  | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ???? "Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'... Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...! | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...! "and how long would I be "employed" after lol | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...!
and how long would I be "employed" after lol "as a lap "land" dancer ,mmmmm | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...!
and how long would I be "employed" after lol " | |||
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"Sounds like you've got the 'elf' part sorted!! Now all you need is a high vis vest and a hard hat for the 'safety' !!
no no no ........ the high vis will clearly clash with the elf dress ....... everyone knows u cant mix green n red with flourescent yellow doh !!!!! "Damn I'm going to a 80's do and that's the colours I'm wearing pmsl | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
If the boss is male.... I m thinking promotion...
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...!
and how long would I be "employed" after lol "
If your boss is male... and you did wear (ahem) your holly leaves..Think promotion minxie.... | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
If the boss is male.... I m thinking promotion...
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...!
and how long would I be "employed" after lol
If your boss is male... and you did wear (ahem) your holly leaves..Think promotion minxie.... "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm they are female ........... so think that might be the sack !!!!! | |||
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
If the boss is male.... I m thinking promotion...
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...!
and how long would I be "employed" after lol
If your boss is male... and you did wear (ahem) your holly leaves..Think promotion minxie....
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm they are female ........... so think that might be the sack !!!!! "And if said female is bi.....? Talking promotion again.....
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"into my user name ............ have sorted my fancy dress costume for the works do tomorrow .............. it has bells round the collar that jingle ........... and am going as an Elf ............ where's Obi - he told me to as Elf n Safety ......
I assume the bells are as a warning to others that there's a Minxie coming through and they should stand clear... a bit like the reversing beepers on trucks!
maybe ....... do u think there should be a warning on my approach?
I don't know - are there any lamp posts around...?
If the boss is male.... I m thinking promotion...
lamposts - check nope not in the restaurant ...........
but I am confused, how would my jingling bells have any effect on a lampost ????
Oh, just may make them more 'avoidable'...
Anyway, I think we were all hoping you'd go in your 'Hollybush' outfit...!
and how long would I be "employed" after lol
If your boss is male... and you did wear (ahem) your holly leaves..Think promotion minxie....
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm they are female ........... so think that might be the sack !!!!!
And if said female is bi.....? Talking promotion again.....
"But I'm not - instant sack then lol | |||
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