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Pre-Meet Ritual

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I always have a long warm shower and shave and wash my hair, then I apply a moisturiser to my face, neck and bits.

I dry my hair, maybe put a little wax in it if required. I trim my goattee and remove any stray hairs that seem to appear occasionally.

I apply deodorant and matching body spray and then get dressed into clean, smart-casual style clothes.

I then clean and cut my nails and file them smooth.

A check in the mirror, do the eyebrow lick thing and "hot diggidy" to myself and off I go...

So what's your pre-meet ritual?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

shower shit shave done

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"shower shit shave done "

Shit first surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine starts with sitting in front of my shoes

well before I think about a shower

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"shower shit shave done

Shit first surely?! "
lol noooooooo ive been doing it in the wrong bloody order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends if I remember I have a meet or it gets sprung on me with 30 mins to go ........................... oooooops (I did a quick recovery and it was all ace) lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I wink at my cock and say "Be free"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well decide what to wear then try on 10 different outfits and go through undies and decide what undies then what shoes ha ha

Then shower,shave,wash hair,blow dry,make up. Then get dressed spend 10 mins looking in the mirror and decide to get changed again.

God I'm boring myself here pmsl

Oh to be a man

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Well decide what to wear then try on 10 different outfits and go through undies and decide what undies then what shoes ha ha

Then shower,shave,wash hair,blow dry,make up. Then get dressed spend 10 mins looking in the mirror and decide to get changed again.

God I'm boring myself here pmsl

Oh to be a man "

I'm not sure it's much easier.

The debate over elephant trunk pants or trouser snake pants is an eternal problem for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sacrifice chickens.

Or if its a group meet - maybe a goat!

Got to keep the 'mojo gods' happy after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron clothes , shave, nails then a nice long soak in the bath listening to some relaxing vibes ..... Nod off in bath , wake up in a panic fall out of bath banging head on door frame , arrive at meet looking like I've just done 5 rounds with Tyson, had plenty of conversation material though .

Must've made a good impression she's still seeing me lol

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Judging by what the ladies have planned for me on another thread, I need to add a good rubbing all over of lard or cooking oil as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iron clothes , shave, nails then a nice long soak in the bath listening to some relaxing vibes ..... Nod off in bath , wake up in a panic fall out of bath banging head on door frame , arrive at meet looking like I've just done 5 rounds with Tyson, had plenty of conversation material though .

Must've made a good impression she's still seeing me lol "

And they reckon I'm dangerous

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Iron clothes , shave, nails then a nice long soak in the bath listening to some relaxing vibes ..... Nod off in bath , wake up in a panic fall out of bath banging head on door frame , arrive at meet looking like I've just done 5 rounds with Tyson, had plenty of conversation material though .

Must've made a good impression she's still seeing me lol

And they reckon I'm dangerous "

(Mascara....)

Runs and hides.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by what the ladies have planned for me on another thread, I need to add a good rubbing all over of lard or cooking oil as well "

What thread? Have missed something

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Judging by what the ladies have planned for me on another thread, I need to add a good rubbing all over of lard or cooking oil as well

What thread? Have missed something "

I'm not telling you. You'll join in too

I'm scared....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Mine starts with sitting in front of my shoes

well before I think about a shower "

Hahahaha. I get dressed from the feet up for a night out! I choose my shoes then decide what to wear with them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend day thinking about what to wear, then later have bath, wash hair, shave. Get out of bath, moisturise, put mskeup on, do my hair, put holdups or stockings on, shoes then undies, then outfit id planned to wear, change my mind, choose something else, go back to original outfit. Lastly dab perfume on, and good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine starts with sitting in front of my shoes

well before I think about a shower

Hahahaha. I get dressed from the feet up for a night out! I choose my shoes then decide what to wear with them!! "

Yes because the stockings need to work with the shoes

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