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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree

Good evening one and all.

A very warm welcome to my first Nocturnal as your cheeky hostess.

So - as I’ve been persuaded out of my dark corner for the night, I have slipped into something silky and will swish amongst you all.

Obviously I’ve had to change venue. Gone are the chandeliers and opulence. Instead enjoy the atmosphere of my Gothic Manor House. Plenty of alcoves to get lost in. I believe we’re haunted so if you should feel something brush up against you, rest assured it’s our friendly ghost & not your naughty host!

Come in, rest your wearies and tell me all about your day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"First "

Good Evening Mr Fabulous. Are you staying? I’ll groom your beautiful beard for you if you like ?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!"

My heart. Welcome to my humble abode. Would you be a dear and help with drink. I need to get these lovely people relaxed

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends"

Ooh new tattoo. What are you getting?

I’m booked in for mine next Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First

Good Evening Mr Fabulous. Are you staying? I’ll groom your beautiful beard for you if you like ?"

If you do that I’ll stay until I am out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Misty and congratulations on your Nocturnal debut.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

My heart. Welcome to my humble abode. Would you be a dear and help with drink. I need to get these lovely people relaxed "

I'll nip down to the cellar and start tapping the barrels. I do hope the ghosts are sexy down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends"

Tell us about your new tattoo

I’m tempted to have my first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Misty and congratulations on your Nocturnal debut. "

Good evening. And thank you. I hope you enjoy. Make yourself comfortable and please tell me if I can get you anything x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Tell us about your new tattoo

I’m tempted to have my first x "

Good evening Willow.

I hope you’ve had a good day. Hope my home county is well?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening beautiful Misty and congrats on your first nocturnal. Hope all the night owls will be good for you this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Tell us about your new tattoo

I’m tempted to have my first x

Good evening Willow.

I hope you’ve had a good day. Hope my home county is well?"

You are from stoke ?x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur "

There’s some lovely comfy cushions in the corner. I’ll send Elephantis over with a drink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Misty, evening all

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening beautiful Misty and congrats on your first nocturnal. Hope all the night owls will be good for you this evening "

Mwah. Girlfriend. It is so good to see you. I hope things are getting better.

I don’t want “good”. I’m planning on a very naughty evening

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Ooh new tattoo. What are you getting?

I’m booked in for mine next

Wednesday."

It's a semi colon.. something simple but has a lot of meaning

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hi Misty, evening all "

Well hello there. Looking all sexily untied there.

How are you?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur "

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

There’s some lovely comfy cushions in the corner. I’ll send Elephantis over with a drink x"

Uhh thanks, I love a comfy cushion

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"First

Good Evening Mr Fabulous. Are you staying? I’ll groom your beautiful beard for you if you like ?

If you do that I’ll stay until I am out "

I have a very special oil for beards

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful Misty and congrats on your first nocturnal. Hope all the night owls will be good for you this evening

Mwah. Girlfriend. It is so good to see you. I hope things are getting better.

I don’t want “good”. I’m planning on a very naughty evening "

Well you are always naughty girlfriend

And yes thank you. I’m back to being a smiley Littlebird now

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

My heart. Welcome to my humble abode. Would you be a dear and help with drink. I need to get these lovely people relaxed

I'll nip down to the cellar and start tapping the barrels. I do hope the ghosts are sexy down there."

You’re such a darling. I’ll sort out your payment later

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Tell us about your new tattoo

I’m tempted to have my first x "

A simple semi colon..ooh what are you thinking of getting??

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Ooh new tattoo. What are you getting?

I’m booked in for mine next

Wednesday.

It's a semi colon.. something simple but has a lot of meaning "

The meaningful ones are the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?"

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Mwah. Girlfriend. It is so good to see you. I hope things are getting better.

I don’t want “good”. I’m planning on a very naughty evening

Well you are always naughty girlfriend

And yes thank you. I’m back to being a smiley Littlebird now "

That is music to my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin'

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

My heart. Welcome to my humble abode. Would you be a dear and help with drink. I need to get these lovely people relaxed

I'll nip down to the cellar and start tapping the barrels. I do hope the ghosts are sexy down there.

You’re such a darling. I’ll sort out your payment later "

Oh, it's all done for the love of the game, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Misty, evening all

Well hello there. Looking all sexily untied there.

How are you?"

I’m very well thanks, although could do with a drink

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Tell us about your new tattoo

I’m tempted to have my first x

Good evening Willow.

I hope you’ve had a good day. Hope my home county is well?

You are from stoke ?x"

Cannock

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Mwah. Girlfriend. It is so good to see you. I hope things are getting better.

I don’t want “good”. I’m planning on a very naughty evening

Well you are always naughty girlfriend

And yes thank you. I’m back to being a smiley Littlebird now

That is music to my ears "

I’ll pop down tomorrow then shall I?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hi Misty, evening all

Well hello there. Looking all sexily untied there.

How are you?

I’m very well thanks, although could do with a drink "

I’ll send my gorgeous bar keep over. I imagine he’s up to no good in a corner somewhere…

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evenin'"

Evening yourself Stud

How are you? Have you had a good day?

Pull up a chair and get comfy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Tgi Friday! But bring on tomorrow, new tattoo and having dinner with friends

Ooh new tattoo. What are you getting?

I’m booked in for mine next

Wednesday.

It's a semi colon.. something simple but has a lot of meaning

The meaningful ones are the best x"

Xx

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please "

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Good evening, hostess, you’re looking alluring this evening.

Is this place really haunted? Looks like a few here are no stranger to having the willies put up them

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Mwah. Girlfriend. It is so good to see you. I hope things are getting better.

I don’t want “good”. I’m planning on a very naughty evening

Well you are always naughty girlfriend

And yes thank you. I’m back to being a smiley Littlebird now

That is music to my ears

I’ll pop down tomorrow then shall I? "

Oh - I would love to see you. Sadly I have a prior engagement tomorrow. Rain check?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hi Misty, evening all

Well hello there. Looking all sexily untied there.

How are you?

I’m very well thanks, although could do with a drink "

Good evening,sir. What will you have?

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Evening misty, joining the thread ready for your cheekyness and have your silk brush up against me . hope you are good, and also hello to everyone else

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, hostess, you’re looking alluring this evening.

Is this place really haunted? Looks like a few here are no stranger to having the willies put up them "

Good evening

Why thank you . And you look very dapper yourself.

It is indeed haunted. If you get scared I can always hold your hand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?"

Squeezed in please

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Mwah. Girlfriend. It is so good to see you. I hope things are getting better.

I don’t want “good”. I’m planning on a very naughty evening

Well you are always naughty girlfriend

And yes thank you. I’m back to being a smiley Littlebird now

That is music to my ears

I’ll pop down tomorrow then shall I?

Oh - I would love to see you. Sadly I have a prior engagement tomorrow. Rain check?"

I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself

And of course…. Any time for you beautiful

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please "

And the lime?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening misty, joining the thread ready for your cheekyness and have your silk brush up against me . hope you are good, and also hello to everyone else "

Hello Twisted, my old friend.

Silk is very delicious to rub against isn’t it . I hope you enjoy every inch of my cheek

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Good evening, hostess, you’re looking alluring this evening.

Is this place really haunted? Looks like a few here are no stranger to having the willies put up them

Good evening

Why thank you . And you look very dapper yourself.

It is indeed haunted. If you get scared I can always hold your hand x"

Thank you, that’s very kind. My hands are in my pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening thanks for having me at your lovely abode xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!"

Are you trying to suggest that Ash and Nero are not beautiful?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, hostess, you’re looking alluring this evening.

Is this place really haunted? Looks like a few here are no stranger to having the willies put up them

Good evening

Why thank you . And you look very dapper yourself.

It is indeed haunted. If you get scared I can always hold your hand x

Thank you, that’s very kind. My hands are in my pockets "

Well that’s no fun is it? I could always put my hand in your pocket too

Just for comfort

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening.

I love the gothic mansion. I'm sure that picture of the lady on the wall winked at me. Maybe she will flash a boob.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening thanks for having me at your lovely abode xx"

Good evening.

It is my absolute pleasure to have you here.

Are you well?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Good evening, hostess, you’re looking alluring this evening.

Is this place really haunted? Looks like a few here are no stranger to having the willies put up them

Good evening

Why thank you . And you look very dapper yourself.

It is indeed haunted. If you get scared I can always hold your hand x

Thank you, that’s very kind. My hands are in my pockets

Well that’s no fun is it? I could always put my hand in your pocket too

Just for comfort "

We can take it in turns, just to be fair

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

Are you trying to suggest that Ash and Nero are not beautiful? "

You know, saving your presence,how I adore them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime? "

Not bothered about the lime

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

Are you trying to suggest that Ash and Nero are not beautiful? "

They are manly and handsome and studly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking job OP.

My husband is loving every second of his night off helping me sort through the Christmas decorations there is absolutely nothing else he'd rather be doing.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening.

I love the gothic mansion. I'm sure that picture of the lady on the wall winked at me. Maybe she will flash a boob. "

Welcome welcome

If she doesn’t then come and see me. Maybe I can sort something out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The beautiful thread, started by one of the beautiful people!

Are you trying to suggest that Ash and Nero are not beautiful?

They are manly and handsome and studly "

You've not met them have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening to

One and all

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Cracking job OP.

My husband is loving every second of his night off helping me sort through the Christmas decorations there is absolutely nothing else he'd rather be doing. "

Thank you Lorna

Is he wanting back in? - lol

It’s mine now. The ghosts won’t let me leave

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening MistyPeaks....I have been travelling around London all day but I still can't rest as I now have to get the Xmas decorations down as my wife insists it has to be right now!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime "

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening to

One and all "

Hello Clacton

How are you? Come in. Sit yourself down and tell Auntie Misty all about it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cracking job OP.

My husband is loving every second of his night off helping me sort through the Christmas decorations there is absolutely nothing else he'd rather be doing.

Thank you Lorna

Is he wanting back in? - lol

It’s mine now. The ghosts won’t let me leave "

No he's far too buys working though his to do lists.

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Sexy OP

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening MistyPeaks....I have been travelling around London all day but I still can't rest as I now have to get the Xmas decorations down as my wife insists it has to be right now! "

Hi Ash

I have a lovely dark corner to hide in if you like. I can cover for you for a little while….

You owe me!

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Sexy OP"

Hello Professional um person.

Thank you for the compliment . Quite the charmer. Your drinks are on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already."

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty "

All part of the servicing

I’m sure another of these fine gentlemen will step in to help me

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform "

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty "

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, hostess, you’re looking alluring this evening.

Is this place really haunted? Looks like a few here are no stranger to having the willies put up them

Good evening

Why thank you . And you look very dapper yourself.

It is indeed haunted. If you get scared I can always hold your hand x

Thank you, that’s very kind. My hands are in my pockets

Well that’s no fun is it? I could always put my hand in your pocket too

Just for comfort

We can take it in turns, just to be fair "

I do like to be fair

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening MistyPeaks....I have been travelling around London all day but I still can't rest as I now have to get the Xmas decorations down as my wife insists it has to be right now!

Hi Ash

I have a lovely dark corner to hide in if you like. I can cover for you for a little while….

You owe me!"

Thank you...I'm on my way and I owe you one!....

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure. "

You sit and relax. I’ll join you shortly I’m sure. Thank you for being my knight in shining armour x

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening MistyPeaks....I have been travelling around London all day but I still can't rest as I now have to get the Xmas decorations down as my wife insists it has to be right now!

Hi Ash

I have a lovely dark corner to hide in if you like. I can cover for you for a little while….

You owe me!

Thank you...I'm on my way and I owe you one!...."

You can give me one later

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure.

You sit and relax. I’ll join you shortly I’m sure. Thank you for being my knight in shining armour x"

My armour is a little creaky,but nithing a good oiling won't fix.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

"

100% what life is all about.

Being a Dad is the absolute best.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

"

Good evening Thumper

Don’t see you round these parts often. How lovely of you to join us.

And thank you for warming my heart with such a lovely story.

I feel all warm inside.

Pull up a chair and show me photos.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure.

You sit and relax. I’ll join you shortly I’m sure. Thank you for being my knight in shining armour x

My armour is a little creaky,but nithing a good oiling won't fix."

Happy to oil you up any time.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


" "

Oooh you snook in there. Snook? Sneaked?

Have you been taking lessons off my ghosties?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure.

You sit and relax. I’ll join you shortly I’m sure. Thank you for being my knight in shining armour x

My armour is a little creaky,but nithing a good oiling won't fix.

Happy to oil you up any time. "

Such selfless kindness!

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure.

You sit and relax. I’ll join you shortly I’m sure. Thank you for being my knight in shining armour x

My armour is a little creaky,but nithing a good oiling won't fix.

Happy to oil you up any time.

Such selfless kindness! "

Not if I ask you to return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure. "

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

"

That is so sweet. I miss those moments

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit "

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment "

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Don’t mind me, I’ll just stay in a corner over there being awfully unsocial and unfashionably voyeur

Madam, I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I offer you?

Well hello, that’s efficient service. I’ll take a dark and stormy please

Coming up, and thank you...compliments aleays gratefully received. Lime on the side, or squeezed in?

Squeezed in please

And the lime?

Not bothered about the lime

You are clearly sharp and refreshing enough already.

Thank you

Sorry if I’m monopolising the waiter, Misty

Well, no one else has asked for a drink, so I hope I am allowed to sit a while at my pleasure.

You sit and relax. I’ll join you shortly I’m sure. Thank you for being my knight in shining armour x

My armour is a little creaky,but nithing a good oiling won't fix.

Happy to oil you up any time.

Such selfless kindness!

Not if I ask you to return the favour "

Nope, still selfless.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?"

Oooh are you offering me a nibble . Go on then - I’m sure I won’t be missed for a minute or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

"

I'd be more than happy to help, what's the pay and hours? X

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman "

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

"

A very warm welcome to you Lemon

Sounds like you have had a “cracking” night. I’ll offer you one of my comfiest cushions and get Mr Barkeep to make you a relaxing drink x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

I'd be more than happy to help, what's the pay and hours? X "

The answer to both is you get off at midnight

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true. "

So not true

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?

Oooh are you offering me a nibble . Go on then - I’m sure I won’t be missed for a minute or 2 "

A quick mouthful while nobody’s looking

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?

Oooh are you offering me a nibble . Go on then - I’m sure I won’t be missed for a minute or 2

A quick mouthful while nobody’s looking "

I know all the secret cubby holes

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

I'd be more than happy to help, what's the pay and hours? X

The answer to both is you get off at midnight "

Send me the contract I'm in.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

"

Thank goodness I don’t have to write those things in my food diary

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

I'd be more than happy to help, what's the pay and hours? X

The answer to both is you get off at midnight

Send me the contract I'm in. "

One of my ghouls used to be a lawyer. I shall send him over. Just be careful when you take the pen off him though - sometimes his hand comes off too.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

"

A soothing night-time cocktail, madam? And perhaps some wet-wipes?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true "

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?

Oooh are you offering me a nibble . Go on then - I’m sure I won’t be missed for a minute or 2

A quick mouthful while nobody’s looking

I know all the secret cubby holes "

Perfect, I love exploring secret cubby holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

A soothing night-time cocktail, madam? And perhaps some wet-wipes?"

I'll have what Pete is having.

And no, it's ok thanks. I like the feeling of it slowly working its way out.

*squats down low*

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

I'd be more than happy to help, what's the pay and hours? X

The answer to both is you get off at midnight

Send me the contract I'm in.

One of my ghouls used to be a lawyer. I shall send him over. Just be careful when you take the pen off him though - sometimes his hand comes off too."

That's handy to know

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

A soothing night-time cocktail, madam? And perhaps some wet-wipes?

I'll have what Pete is having.

And no, it's ok thanks. I like the feeling of it slowly working its way out.

*squats down low*"

Pete is definitely having wet wipes.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'm at work on my last night guard duty, I should pop along and get really lost in the shadows in my uniform

Well hello there.

I do love a man in uniform. I do need a little security if you wouldn’t mind?

I'd be more than happy to help, what's the pay and hours? X

The answer to both is you get off at midnight

Send me the contract I'm in.

One of my ghouls used to be a lawyer. I shall send him over. Just be careful when you take the pen off him though - sometimes his hand comes off too.

That's handy to know "

He’s ‘armless enough

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?"

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?

Oooh are you offering me a nibble . Go on then - I’m sure I won’t be missed for a minute or 2

A quick mouthful while nobody’s looking

I know all the secret cubby holes

Perfect, I love exploring secret cubby holes "

I’ll give you a guided tour then

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"This is a nice place, loving the creepy vibe. I look my best by candlelight, especially if the candles aren’t lit

That’s your first warning!!! You are delightful and gorgeous.

No putting yourself down in my establishment

That’s very kind. Are you managing to get a drink and the occasional nibble for yourself as hostess?

Oooh are you offering me a nibble . Go on then - I’m sure I won’t be missed for a minute or 2

A quick mouthful while nobody’s looking

I know all the secret cubby holes

Perfect, I love exploring secret cubby holes

I’ll give you a guided tour then "

Yes, take my hand and guide me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent. "

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I'm from Birmingham so you'll definitely be falling asleep lol

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though "

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

That is so sweet. I miss those moments "

Yeah, my other is a teenage daughter, those days are long gone haha

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'm from Birmingham so you'll definitely be falling asleep lol "

Fellow Midlander. (Ish)

Yow awrite cocka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?"

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true *

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?"

Definitely wouldn’t put me to sleep

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

"

We came at this from very, very different angles.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

That is so sweet. I miss those moments

Yeah, my other is a teenage daughter, those days are long gone haha"

I have 2 teenage daughters & a preenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

That is so sweet. I miss those moments

Yeah, my other is a teenage daughter, those days are long gone haha"

I have a teenage son, so I know what you’re talking about

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

We came at this from very, very different angles. "

That’s the beauty of the nocturnal. The many pleasures of life all accounted for under 1 roof

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing "

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight.... "

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

"

Awwwww what an absolutely delightful moment for you. I miss my children being that age. So cute and innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

We came at this from very, very different angles. "

So am I the only one with cum in my asshole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description."

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

Awwwww what an absolutely delightful moment for you. I miss my children being that age. So cute and innocent. "

Good evening

Are you well? Come and join us for drinks & nibbles

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

We came at this from very, very different angles.

So am I the only one with cum in my asshole? "

For now. But the night is still young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

We came at this from very, very different angles.

So am I the only one with cum in my asshole?

For now. But the night is still young "

I hope to log on tomorrow and read of at least 4 more cum filled late night dark holes.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason "

This is getting better and better.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason "

I can provide a room if you would like?

I’ll have to kick the skeletons out of the closet…

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

We came at this from very, very different angles.

So am I the only one with cum in my asshole?

For now. But the night is still young

I hope to log on tomorrow and read of at least 4 more cum filled late night dark holes."

My mansion is full of dark holes…. I’m working on the rest

Let me silkily waft past some of my guests and see how I get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason

I can provide a room if you would like?

I’ll have to kick the skeletons out of the closet…"

Oh don’t worry, leave them be, don’t mind a bit of public

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m a sucker for silkily wafting, myself

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink."

Can I have a large brandy please and something to nibble on..... it's a bit spooky in here..... (ghost)

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason

I can provide a room if you would like?

I’ll have to kick the skeletons out of the closet…

Oh don’t worry, leave them be, don’t mind a bit of public "

I’ll bring you some blankets at least. It’s a bit draughty in here. I am after all a thoughtful hostess.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason

I can provide a room if you would like?

I’ll have to kick the skeletons out of the closet…"

I remember you saying you were goimg to join us.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m a sucker for silkily wafting, myself "

Stick with me

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink.

Can I have a large brandy please and something to nibble on..... it's a bit spooky in here..... (ghost)"

Brandy coming up,dear Ash. Hine Antique suit you?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink.

Can I have a large brandy please and something to nibble on..... it's a bit spooky in here..... (ghost)"

Coming up. Just warming the glass…

What would you like to nipple on - oops typo

The ghosts are pretty friendly on this floor. I’d avoid the attic though

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"

You’re more than welcome to sit around with me anytime, you sound like a very interesting gentleman

The way I sound is probably the best thing about me, true.

So not true

Someone once told me I sound like...who was it...Eddie Redmayne?

Ah, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you, discreet correspondent.

If you truly sound like Tom Hiddleston, you might put me to sleep though

Is that a dreadful thing? Or is it a boring voice?

I listen to calm stories narrated by him. Not a boring voice by any means, just very soothing

Ah,that's a relief. Yes, soothing is probably a fair description.

Also it makes me incredibly horny for some reason

I can provide a room if you would like?

I’ll have to kick the skeletons out of the closet…

I remember you saying you were goimg to join us. "

I’ll be right with you. Just a couple of guests to “soothe” first.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

G°°D Evening !•MístyPèaks•!

Welcome to the Noc' Guest Sløt!

This place is all the richer for you and we are at your cervix.

Today I've procrastinated without purpose and achieved next to nothing. But thank the Visigoths for the impending weekend.

°

gØØd evening to...

FÅ?, Elephantis, LíttleMìssMìstressK, Le° Bl°°ms, Wïllöw²°°°, $weetcherry, LíttlèBírd, Môdfather, StudUlike, Ãdãm¹97¹, Twistedsôûl35, CrisisRoç, Lørna, Ïntërblüë, cLACton, Brôther Åsh †, professionalpussypounder, JustD@veH@nts, Thumper and his lovely Son, Nicecouple (my next romantic date), Lemonbuttercream and RübyStär!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

Oooh you snook in there. Snook? Sneaked?

Have you been taking lessons off my ghosties?"

Yes

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink.

Can I have a large brandy please and something to nibble on..... it's a bit spooky in here..... (ghost)

Brandy coming up,dear Ash. Hine Antique suit you?"

Thanks _lephantis...that should keep me going until the midnight hour..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just popping in to say hi, but it's not been the best day and I don't feel very jolly so will sneak back out again PDQ.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Gooood evening Misty and other late night humans.

I've got cum in my asshole and I'm a bit tired. But I'm full of sugar so not sure I'll fall asleep anytime soon.

We came at this from very, very different angles.

So am I the only one with cum in my asshole? "

No, but possibly the only one with scrambled eggs in your pussy too! ( Yikes)

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"G°°D Evening !•MístyPèaks•!

Welcome to the Noc' Guest Sløt!

This place is all the richer for you and we are at your cervix.

Today I've procrastinated without purpose and achieved next to nothing. But thank the Visigoths for the impending weekend.

°

gØØd evening to...

FÅ?, Elephantis, LíttleMìssMìstressK, Le° Bl°°ms, Wïllöw²°°°, $weetcherry, LíttlèBírd, Môdfather, StudUlike, Ãdãm¹97¹, Twistedsôûl35, CrisisRoç, Lørna, Ïntërblüë, cLACton, Brôther Åsh †, professionalpussypounder, JustD@veH@nts, Thumper and his lovely Son, Nicecouple (my next romantic date), Lemonbuttercream and RübyStär!"

Nero!!!!

My love. Where have you been I missed you. Come and have a cuddle and a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G°°D Evening !•MístyPèaks•!

Welcome to the Noc' Guest Sløt!

This place is all the richer for you and we are at your cervix.

Today I've procrastinated without purpose and achieved next to nothing. But thank the Visigoths for the impending weekend.

°

gØØd evening to...

FÅ?, Elephantis, LíttleMìssMìstressK, Le° Bl°°ms, Wïllöw²°°°, $weetcherry, LíttlèBírd, Môdfather, StudUlike, Ãdãm¹97¹, Twistedsôûl35, CrisisRoç, Lørna, Ïntërblüë, cLACton, Brôther Åsh †, professionalpussypounder, JustD@veH@nts, Thumper and his lovely Son, Nicecouple (my next romantic date), Lemonbuttercream and RübyStär!"

Gooooooood evening ___-_nero my hero_-___ (I wanted to be cool like you)

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Just popping in to say hi, but it's not been the best day and I don't feel very jolly so will sneak back out again PDQ. "

Oh, no. Genuinely sorry to hear that.

I do understand, but do feel free to curl up in the corner and just breathe a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just popping in to say hi, but it's not been the best day and I don't feel very jolly so will sneak back out again PDQ. "

*virtual hugs*

Fingers crossed for tomorrow being a better day. X

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Good evening all, fellow night owls.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink.

Can I have a large brandy please and something to nibble on..... it's a bit spooky in here..... (ghost)

Coming up. Just warming the glass…

What would you like to nipple on - oops typo

The ghosts are pretty friendly on this floor. I’d avoid the attic though "

I will avoid going up your attic...

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Just popping in to say hi, but it's not been the best day and I don't feel very jolly so will sneak back out again PDQ. "

KC

Lovely to see you briefly. Hope you feel better tomorrow. I send you off with my biggest cuddle

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all, fellow night owls."

Good evening Lovely Luscious Lena

Looking fabulous as always

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"I managed to convince Lorna we didn't need to get the Xmas decorations down tonight....

Then come on in. Dust off a cushion & join me for a drink.

Can I have a large brandy please and something to nibble on..... it's a bit spooky in here..... (ghost)

Coming up. Just warming the glass…

What would you like to nipple on - oops typo

The ghosts are pretty friendly on this floor. I’d avoid the attic though

I will avoid going up your attic...

"

Best stay here - where it’s semi safe

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"G°°D Evening !•MístyPèaks•!

Welcome to the Noc' Guest Sløt!

This place is all the richer for you and we are at your cervix.

Today I've procrastinated without purpose and achieved next to nothing. But thank the Visigoths for the impending weekend.

°

gØØd evening to...

FÅ?, Elephantis, LíttleMìssMìstressK, Le° Bl°°ms, Wïllöw²°°°, $weetcherry, LíttlèBírd, Môdfather, StudUlike, Ãdãm¹97¹, Twistedsôûl35, CrisisRoç, Lørna, Ïntërblüë, cLACton, Brôther Åsh †, professionalpussypounder, JustD@veH@nts, Thumper and his lovely Son, Nicecouple (my next romantic date), Lemonbuttercream and RübyStär!

Nero!!!!

My love. Where have you been I missed you. Come and have a cuddle and a drink. "

I would love a surrealistic hug: a Salvador Cuddalí and plum brandy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all, fellow night owls."

Hey beautiful! Glad you’ve come to the crazy Misty world

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"G°°D Evening !•MístyPèaks•!

Welcome to the Noc' Guest Sløt!

This place is all the richer for you and we are at your cervix.

Today I've procrastinated without purpose and achieved next to nothing. But thank the Visigoths for the impending weekend.

°

gØØd evening to...

FÅ?, Elephantis, LíttleMìssMìstressK, Le° Bl°°ms, Wïllöw²°°°, $weetcherry, LíttlèBírd, Môdfather, StudUlike, Ãdãm¹97¹, Twistedsôûl35, CrisisRoç, Lørna, Ïntërblüë, cLACton, Brôther Åsh †, professionalpussypounder, JustD@veH@nts, Thumper and his lovely Son, Nicecouple (my next romantic date), Lemonbuttercream and RübyStär!

Nero!!!!

My love. Where have you been I missed you. Come and have a cuddle and a drink.

I would love a surrealistic hug: a Salvador Cuddalí and plum brandy."

I can do a booby hug and I’ll send the boy over with Brandy. If he’s not busy canoodling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Thanks all. I've mainly been a snotty, snivelling mess today, not a good look at work but thank ye angels for my work mate, on his day off (I didn't realise) who answered the phone and didn't ask me to feck off.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all, fellow night owls.

Hey beautiful! Glad you’ve come to the crazy Misty world "

Come and sit on my lap for a minute sweetheart. I’m due a break I think

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"... ...

Gooooooood evening ___-_nero my hero_-___ (I wanted to be cool like you) "

°

Good evening Lemonbuttercream! You just took me from zerø to Nero in no time at all! You're the coolest cucumber here.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, fellow night owls.

Good evening Lovely Luscious Lena

Looking fabulous as always "

Fabulous is the way to be, even when filthy!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all, fellow night owls.

Hey beautiful! Glad you’ve come to the crazy Misty world

Come and sit on my lap for a minute sweetheart. I’m due a break I think "

You sure are gorgeous! You’re doing an awesome job tonight… a very flirty thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a genuinely lovely moment earlier actually.

Sat on the wee oval chair/sofa thingy with my dog cuddled in on one side of me, my son on the other. They're heads touching on my chest, I'm just soaking in it and my son chirps up

"this is nice, I love you daddy"

He only turned 3 a few weeks ago.

Little moments like that just

remind you that, life is good.

Awwwww what an absolutely delightful moment for you. I miss my children being that age. So cute and innocent.

Good evening

Are you well? Come and join us for drinks & nibbles "

Hello. I'm very well thank you. Friday nights are great.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"... ...

Gooooooood evening ___-_nero my hero_-___ (I wanted to be cool like you)

°

Good evening Lemonbuttercream! You just took me from zerø to Nero in no time at all! You're the coolest cucumber here. "

We’re keeping cucumber away from her!! I need that for my gin

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all, fellow night owls.

Good evening Lovely Luscious Lena

Looking fabulous as always

Fabulous is the way to be, even when filthy!"

That’s like my catchphrase

Or it should be

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, fellow night owls.

Hey beautiful! Glad you’ve come to the crazy Misty world "

It is indeed, so misty in fact i nearly crashed my helicopter in those peaks

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"G°°D Evening !•MístyPèaks•!

Welcome to the Noc' Guest Sløt!

This place is all the richer for you and we are at your cervix.

Today I've procrastinated without purpose and achieved next to nothing. But thank the Visigoths for the impending weekend.

°

gØØd evening to...

FÅ?, Elephantis, LíttleMìssMìstressK, Le° Bl°°ms, Wïllöw²°°°, $weetcherry, LíttlèBírd, Môdfather, StudUlike, Ãdãm¹97¹, Twistedsôûl35, CrisisRoç, Lørna, Ïntërblüë, cLACton, Brôther Åsh †, professionalpussypounder, JustD@veH@nts, Thumper and his lovely Son, Nicecouple (my next romantic date), Lemonbuttercream and RübyStär!

Nero!!!!

My love. Where have you been I missed you. Come and have a cuddle and a drink.

I would love a surrealistic hug: a Salvador Cuddalí and plum brandy.

I can do a booby hug and I’ll send the boy over with Brandy. If he’s not busy canoodling "

Is Elephantis making an Impressionist with his canoodlee? He's our Manet in Havana.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just popping in to say hi, but it's not been the best day and I don't feel very jolly so will sneak back out again PDQ. "

Sending big hugs, boxes of tissues and lots of chocolates lovely

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