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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie Wendy.

What do you do if your husband says no to an advent calendar that costs a 150 pounds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendi.

What would be the one thing you'd do, if you could, to make the world a better place?

T

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Dear auntie Wendy.

What do you do if your husband says no to an advent calendar that costs a 150 pounds? "

Buy him a pound shop calendar then use the rest to take yourself to a spa

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Welcome back Auntie

I dropped yoghurt down my top earlier and the stain looks suspiciously like something else….

To stop people staring at me, how do I get it out pronto?

(It really IS a yoghurt stain…)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Wendy.

What do you do if your husband says no to an advent calendar that costs a 150 pounds? "

Agree with him.

That's a waste of money for an advent calender.

You could get one in the pound shop and put the £149 towards something else.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell me why alligators are abnormally aggressive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi.

What would be the one thing you'd do, if you could, to make the world a better place?

T"

I couldn't pick one.

But the main two would be cruelty to animals and kids.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back Auntie

I dropped yoghurt down my top earlier and the stain looks suspiciously like something else….

To stop people staring at me, how do I get it out pronto?

(It really IS a yoghurt stain…) "

Washing up liquid and a damp cloth will get the stains out ASAP.

Next time aim for the mouth

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you tell me why alligators are abnormally aggressive?"

Because they've all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Wendy.

What do you do if your husband says no to an advent calendar that costs a 150 pounds?

Buy him a pound shop calendar then use the rest to take yourself to a spa"

It's me that wants the 150 pound calendar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell me why alligators are abnormally aggressive?

Because they've all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Love Auntie Wendi x"

That’s exactly what mama said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat has brought the tiniest mouse into the house. He's chasing it around the bathroom, won't let me near it.

I can't go to bed with a mouse in my house. What do I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cat has brought the tiniest mouse into the house. He's chasing it around the bathroom, won't let me near it.

I can't go to bed with a mouse in my house. What do I do?"

You'll have to catch the cat first. Try to pick it up, if not something to put over it to cat it.

They do this for appraisal, you know the cost is just going to play with the mouse.

Good luck.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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