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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they're with me at the minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it"

If ya tell us... We'll send the hired help round lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it

If ya tell us... We'll send the hired help round lol "

Ok, my mobile phone broke, has been for two weeks. Not having a fucking clue about mobiles i decided it was the battery, it took me a week to get the back of as i was trying to get the wrong bit off. Anyway i thought id just buy myself a cheap phone until i had got someone to show me a decent one. I did know that i wanted one that i could put my sim card in so i didnt lose all the numbers. So off i went and got one for £20 very basic but thats me, thought id wait until someone was with me. So the lad put my sim card in showed me how to send text, i gave him my old phone to through away. Came home, tried it and guess what. 95% of the numbers i had in my phone id saved to phone and not sim, so ive still managed to lose all my fucking numbers. And its on that stupid predict text thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear, all you can do is call the place you bought your new phone from and ask if they still have it, explain why.

predictive should be easy enough to turn off, which brand of phone is it? chances are someone will have the same brand and may be able to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it

If ya tell us... We'll send the hired help round lol

Ok, my mobile phone broke, has been for two weeks. Not having a fucking clue about mobiles i decided it was the battery, it took me a week to get the back of as i was trying to get the wrong bit off. Anyway i thought id just buy myself a cheap phone until i had got someone to show me a decent one. I did know that i wanted one that i could put my sim card in so i didnt lose all the numbers. So off i went and got one for £20 very basic but thats me, thought id wait until someone was with me. So the lad put my sim card in showed me how to send text, i gave him my old phone to through away. Came home, tried it and guess what. 95% of the numbers i had in my phone id saved to phone and not sim, so ive still managed to lose all my fucking numbers. And its on that stupid predict text thing"

Typical woman with electronic items. Unless it vibrates they are no good with them. Hang on, phones do, so stupid not silly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it

If ya tell us... We'll send the hired help round lol

Ok, my mobile phone broke, has been for two weeks. Not having a fucking clue about mobiles i decided it was the battery, it took me a week to get the back of as i was trying to get the wrong bit off. Anyway i thought id just buy myself a cheap phone until i had got someone to show me a decent one. I did know that i wanted one that i could put my sim card in so i didnt lose all the numbers. So off i went and got one for £20 very basic but thats me, thought id wait until someone was with me. So the lad put my sim card in showed me how to send text, i gave him my old phone to through away. Came home, tried it and guess what. 95% of the numbers i had in my phone id saved to phone and not sim, so ive still managed to lose all my fucking numbers. And its on that stupid predict text thing"

Oh God Honey I know how annoying that is, I lost all the numbers in my phone a while ago (thing just froze and had to download new software which wiped the whole phone !)

Still get the odd text now and have to ask who its from lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning predictive text off is normally the # key twice.

Once you get all you numbers back make sure you backup your phone on your computer then it won't be a problem again. Most phones come with USB cables and software for your PC so you can do it all.

If you can't get your phone back, best way to get all your numbers back is to start a group on facebook and send it to all your friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it

If ya tell us... We'll send the hired help round lol

Ok, my mobile phone broke, has been for two weeks. Not having a fucking clue about mobiles i decided it was the battery, it took me a week to get the back of as i was trying to get the wrong bit off. Anyway i thought id just buy myself a cheap phone until i had got someone to show me a decent one. I did know that i wanted one that i could put my sim card in so i didnt lose all the numbers. So off i went and got one for £20 very basic but thats me, thought id wait until someone was with me. So the lad put my sim card in showed me how to send text, i gave him my old phone to through away. Came home, tried it and guess what. 95% of the numbers i had in my phone id saved to phone and not sim, so ive still managed to lose all my fucking numbers. And its on that stupid predict text thing

Typical woman with electronic items. Unless it vibrates they are no good with them. Hang on, phones do, so stupid not silly xx"

Oooooo sharp intake of breath!!!! I know plenty of men who don't know one end of an electronic gadget from the other!!!!

Me? I'm a gadget freak, the boys in work get me to fix things!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it"

Dont worry your not alone..lol

Guys at work today decided to drive a forklift down a scalping bed at the side of our unit to put some pallets away(should have done it by hand),anyway they dissapear past my window and i didnt think anything of it till another forklift goes past 30 minutes or so later...

I went out for a fag five minutes lady to hear a yell of "Ryan help for fooks sake" i look round the side of the building and there they are with the first fork lift leaning over at an odd angle buried in the scalpings and the second one buried behind it where they tried to pull the first one out..lol

I am still wondering if they have any sense between them..

Anyone want a job training them!!!

I sontimes wonder at the wierdness of human thinking..lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need it"
i think that everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it took me 50 years of hard dedicated work to acieve this level of stupidity.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday "

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence "

Trying to say yr "hard" by any chance????

hehehehehehe

hehehehe

hehehehehehe

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence "

COUGHS...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS..."

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was. "

of course, it was just a cough

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough "

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works "

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol"

well there is a saying..."there is a first time fir everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time fir everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face* "

puffball........doesnt count!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!"

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

"

you wouldnt dare!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

you wouldnt dare! "

I loooooooove a challenge you know He he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

you wouldnt dare!

I loooooooove a challenge you know He he he he "

go for it big balls lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

you wouldnt dare!

I loooooooove a challenge you know He he he he

go for it big balls lol "

Well i would but hell i might get some whiplash lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

you wouldnt dare!

I loooooooove a challenge you know He he he he

go for it big balls lol

Well i would but hell i might get some whiplash lmao "

smiles.x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"And im one of them. Cant even be bothered to tell you what ive done today. Lets just say wheres care in the community when you need iti think that everyday

Well not me as I was chiselled out of granite into existence

COUGHS...

you cough you bugger but i sooooo was.

of course, it was just a cough

Well if you need your cough sorting i could slap your ass till it dissipates. I am assured it works

Now you know I dont get my ass out lol

well there is a saying..."there is a first time for everything" *whistles to one self with smirk on face*

puffball........doesnt count!

oooo that reminds me i have an ass pic some place

you wouldnt dare!

I loooooooove a challenge you know He he he he

go for it big balls lol

Well i would but hell i might get some whiplash lmao

smiles.x"

Might just make a T shirt out of said picture for Chams party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face...bovvered! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granite eh? that will explain the pidgeons and all that white stuff dripping down your front or did Rapunzle get overexcited?? hehe

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